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......HI!
HOW YOU BE?!
Good. :F
I be good too. :B
HI!
Why are you still saying hi, moron?
...don't hit me D:
-rolls eyes- I'm not gonna hit ya...
YAY!
LOL We wants to thank ya guy for teh reviews!
YES THANK YOU A LOTS :D
We loves reviews much...they make us happy...and we like happy...especially at night...-grins at Jess-
EPIC SEX!
VERY EPIC!!
HI!
...Don't say hi ever again...
................ why not?
Because you said it like Ten thousand times!
....No I didn't!
Yea ya did
NUH AH!
-ignores- So anyway! Let's get down to the story!
HEY!I DUN LIKE TO BE IGNORED D:
-ignores and smiles- I hope you all enjoy! Now here is the disclaimer!
Disclaimer: ............Taco wishes she could own Luffy so she can cheat on me every night with him.
-grins- Oh yes
Chapter 3: A Wonderful Morning! Please note the sarcasm…
The mayor of Hana Island was shaking in anger as he read the letter he found at Taco and Jess' house the next morning.
"Those….idiots!"
Dear Old Man!
This is Taco and Jess, yo! We're just letting you know that we are ROLLING WITH PIRATES! JESS! DON'T TAKE THE PEN AWAY FROM ME!!
Anyway…we got sick of all the laws and your old ass taking away our fun,
SO BYE BITCH!
JESS! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!
Ahem…anyway…We'll see ya…soon... maybe. Just don't get an ulcer or explode or something. We actually LIKE you, old man.
SO DON'T DIE!
Yes…even Jess. SO TAKE CARE, YO! Keep our house alive.
Yea man. She's our baby.
Bai!
Taco AND JESS YO!
The mayor could only sigh as he walked out of the house. The only life in this island had now taken the path of a pirate.
~With the Mugiwaras, yo~
It was the morning after the two strange girls joined the crew, and Jess was now trying to wake up a sleeping Taco.
"Dammit!" Jess cursed. "Wake up!" She slapped Taco on her head, but she just grumbled and rolled onto her stomach.
Jess sighed and walked out onto the deck.
"I NEED HELP!"
Jess looked around the ship trying to find any source of help, her eyes scanning the ship landing on a grinning captain. She smirked, her bangs shadowing her eyes for an evil look. She walked over to Luffy; a slightly scared look appeared upon his face.
An on-looking Nami raised her brow, as Jess whispered into Luffy's ear. His face went to grinning, to confused within a minute. He titled his head to the side, Jess grinned, "I'll tell you what it means after, just come along Luffy." She grabbed his hand, walking forward Luffy still in place. She continued for a few feet, stopping suddenly looking back at him, "Dude… you're stretchy!"
He nodded the confused look still on his face. She sighed, "Come on, Luffy! I said I'll explain after! It'll be FUN." He nodded running forward catching up with the now walking Jess. She looked inside the doorway at the still sleeping Taco, she grinned. Pushing Luffy inside winking at him, he blinked looking back at Jess, then at the sleeping Taco. He breathed, "LET'S HAVE SEX TACO!"
"WAH!" Taco jumped up and out of her bed. "SEX!? WHERE!?" She started looking around frantically before her eyes laid on a laughing Luffy and Jess.
"YOU!" She pointed at them. "THREESOME!! NOW!"
Jess laughed and Luffy grew confused. "What's a threesome?"
Taco and Jess hit their foreheads and Taco's stomach growled. "I'M HUNGRY!" Taco yelled, stomping out the room. "I DEMAND FOOD!! DO MY BIDDING!"
"YEA!" Luffy yelled with her, catching up with her stomping.
They both kicked open the kitchen door and yelled. "WE DEMAND FOOD!"
Sanji dropped the knife he was using and stared at the two morons in shock before glaring at Luffy.
"CRAP KID!" Sanji rushed and kicked Luffy right out of the kitchen. "WAIT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!" He then turned to Taco, hearts in his eyes (eye).
"Would you like anything, dear?" He swooned."
"I'm hungry!" Taco whined!
"I'll make you a snack!" Sanji spun to the fridge, ignoring Luffy.
"THAT'S NOT FAIR!"
Jess bounced in after them, sitting down at the table watching the show in front of her with a grin. Taco was drooling watching Sanji prepare her a small snack, well Luffy was pouting saying how unfair Sanji was being. Once the snack was prepared, he handed it off to Taco with hearts in his eyes, "Here you are my dear!"
She grinned eating it in one bite, Luffy pouted from next to her, "I WANT FOOOD!" Sanji glared at him kicking him out of the galley, "WAIT TILL BREAKFAST!" Luffy landed with loud crash, "Sanji, that hurt!"
Taco skipped out of the galley, "I'LL KISS IT BETTER!" Sanji twirled around facing Jess, "What would you like, Jess-chan!?" Jess rolled her eyes, and smiled at him, "Uh, let's see… Nothing."
He looked down at her, "Are you sure?" She nodded vigorously, "Yup!" He smiled, "If you need anything just tell me!" She grinned, "Of course, Sanji!"
Taco laughed as she helped up a mumbling Luffy.
"He's so mean…"
Taco laughed some more and Luffy pouted. "It's not funny!"
"Yes it is!" Taco replied. She squealed when Luffy poked her stomach and she slapped his hand. "Don't do that!" She whined, making Luffy laugh hard.
Taco pouted and glared before she tackled Luffy. "I'm gonna kill joo!"
"What are they doing?"Jess looked to her left to see Usopp and Chopper cowering behind him then shifted her eyes back down to the wrestling Luffy and Taco. "I'm not exactly sure, what they are doing but… Can I have a hug, Chopper?!"He glared at her, "No!"Jess pouted, looking down at the deck before being tackled to the ground. "Taco!"Taco grinned, "You wanted a hug!"Jess pouted again pushing Taco off of her, "I wanted one from Chopper…"Taco pouted, "Am I not good enough?"Jess had tears streaming down her face, "But Chopper's so cuteh and badass! And I get hugs from you all the time... And I wanna cuddle!"
"I CAN CUDDLE!!" Taco exclaimed.
Jess turned from her. "No thanks."
Taco pouted. "I wanna cuddle…." It was then that she noticed a sleeping Zoro on deck and she grinned. "ZORO!" She ran up to him and tackled his sleeping form.
"WAH!" Zoro snapped awake to see Taco all up on him, hugging the life out of him.
"Get off!" Zoro growled.
"No!" Taco whined, hugging him.
Zoro growled and pushed on her head, but she still didn't budge. "Woman…"
"I Dun wanna let go!" Taco rubbed her head on him.
"God, you're annoying!" Zoro growled.
Taco grinned up at him. "Glad I'm doing my job correctly."
Zoro lifted Taco up from the back of her shirt and stood up, holding her at arms length away. "Someone get this idiot away from me."
Jess giggled, "Zoro-kun is sexy when he's annoyed."
He growled tossing Taco to the side, walking to the other side of the ship. Taco had tears running down her face,
"He's meeeeean!"
Jess pointed to Luffy, "Hug him."
She grinned evilly, "I think I can do more then that."
"BREAKFAST!"Luffy was gone in a heart beat after that one word was said, "FOOD!"
"MAYBE SANJI WILL HUG ME!"
"There's no maybe, he will."
Taco looked over at Nami after Jess ran away to request her hug and get some food, "You seriously just appeared out of no where."
Nami shrugged, "It happens."
Taco grinned and grabbed Nami's hand. "To breakfast we go!"
Taco growled and once again, slapped Luffy's hand away from her breakfast. "NO!"
"I'm hungry!" Luffy whined and Taco growled at him.
"Touch my food again, and you'll end up UNDER WATER!" She flashed her teeth at him and Chopper and Usopp quivered in fear.
"She's scary…."
"She has her moments." Jess told them. "I think she PMS a lot."
"I do not!" Taco protested.
"What's PMS?" Luffy asked.
"It's when a girl get her period." Jess answered him.
Luffy stared and blinked.
"I think you just wasted your time." Robin commented.
Taco nodded and Jess shrugged.
It was a while later after breakfast, and Taco and Jess were laying on the deck, bored as hell.
"I R BORED!" Taco exclaimed, pouting. She sat up and pointed at Jess. "YOU! EXCITE ME!"
Jess blinked before she began to raise her shirt.
"YEA! TAKE IT ALL OFF!" Taco yelled, holding up a random amount of Beli. The money was suddenly snatched form her hand and Jess was hit on the hit and she put her shirt down.
"No Stripping!" Nami yelled, pocketing the money. She walked away and Taco pouted. "It was so damn close…" She mumbled.
"I KNOW!" Jess yelled. "LET'S PLAY HIDE AND SEEK!!"
-End-
YAY! HIDE AND SEEK!
hehe...
...what's with the laugh?
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
THAT'S IT! -tackles-
HI TACO! -giggle-
-glares at you- You asked for it...
::Screen Goes Black::
HELP ! HI ! HELP!
COME HERE! DON'T RUN AWAY FROM ME!!
HEEEEEEEELP SOFI!
::Sofi slowly walks in::
Um....I'm sorry for the interruption...-jumps at crash- But uh...we're having technical difficulties…
GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!
NO! SOFI HELLLLLLLLLLP! Oh, and by the way, Squirrels go peep.
-jumps and sweatdrops- ...What? Oh dear...just please review...
Me: TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES NOW!
Uh...I'm going home now....-runs off-
NOOOOOOOOOO!NO SEX FOR YOU! -runs away shirtless- REVIEW AND REMEMBER... PEEP!
-grabs Jess- Yes…review! -drags Jess to bedroom-
HEEEEELP! PIRATEKING! ANYONEEEE!
-door slams and muffled cries ring in the air-