I am updating this story way too much for my own good, aren't I?

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Chapter 4

Mashed Potatoes Can Be Your Friend

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Cried Obi-Wan in anguish. "I thought he was dead!"

"So did I!" Adi Gallia said, glancing nervously over her shoulder.

"Hey, babe." Ki-Adi-Mundi said to Yet Another Random Lady. She batted her eyelashes, rose out of her seat, and pulled a few quick karate moves on him.

"Anyway... What are we going to do? He's following me! I don't even know if I really lost him!"

"What we are NOT going to do, is panic."

"Haha! Qui-Gon, you tried to evade me! But you shall never succeed!" Boris the Fish jumped up onto the table, waving around a toothpick as a makeshift sword.

"Leave me alone, fishie, okay?"

"Fishie? FISHIE? You deserve to die for simply uttering that word! How DARE you! Have at ye!" With this, Boris the Fish jumped onto Qui-Gon's shoulder and started stabbing him with the toothpick.

"Get OFF of me!" Qui-Gon yelled, running around.

"Ack! Your hair is blocking my mouth and I can't breath!"

"Fish don't breath through their mouths!"

"Yeah well... whatever! Cut your hair, girly man!" He continued to stab Qui-Gon with the toothpick.

Yoda hobbled over to Obi-Wan and Adi Gallia. "Fear, do not. Solve this dilemma, we shall."

Suddenly(things suddenly happen a lot in this story) someone walked into Panera. The group squinted at the figure but could not tell who he was, as the sun was shining directly behind him.

He was tall. He was dark... because everyone looks dark in shadow. And he had some crazy hair.

"Hey, people!" He walked farther in, and that's when they saw him.

Weird Al Yankovic, himself.

Yoda glared. Adi Gallia gasped. Obi-Wan stuffed Ki-Adi-Mundi's muffin into his mouth. Ki-Adi-Mundi groaned in pain. Boris the Fish stared. Qui-Gon thought about murdering aforementioned Boris the Fish. Small Random Padawan toddled into the bathroom to go tinkle.

He walked into the room and sort of kinda grinned at everybody.

"Hey, people." He said again.

Yoda hobbled up to him. "Wrote a song, you did. About me, it was. Angry, I am." Yoda struck Weird Al in both knees with his stick, but the guy didn't even flinch.

"Hey, man. I'm doing a cameo. You can't just hit the cameo guy."

Yoda lifted his small little nose into the air as far as possible and waddled off.

"Little runt needs a friend. Mashed potatoes can be your friend, let me tell you. Later, all." With that, he walked back out.

"What was THAT about?" Boris the Fish asked, taking a break from stabbing Qui-Gon's shoulder.

"The Author needed a plot device, so she used him." Ki-Adi-Mundi piped up from the floor.

"Ah."

Adi Gallia stared after Weird Al. "That was... weird. Anyway, we still haven't solved the problem. What if Jar Jar-"

She was cut off as somebody came in, the bell on the door ringing merrily.

"Yousa talking 'bout me?"

It will never end! The insanity goes on forever! May it never die!

Mashed Potatoes Can Be Your Friend Stars

Yoda as Yoda

Obi-Wan Kenobi as Obi-Wan Kenobi

Qui-Gon Jinn as Qui-Gon Jinn

Adi Gallia as Adi Gallia

Ki-Adi-Mundi as Ki-Adi-Mundi

Small Random Padawan as Small Random Padawan

Boris the Fish as Boris the Fish

Julia Some Random Last Name as Yet Another Random Lady

And, bringing you your cameo fix...

Weird Al Yankovic as Weird Al Yankovic

Oh, and horribly...

Jar Jar Binks as Jar Jar Binks