A Toy Story Fic - Mitchells' story - THE ESCAPE
I left suddenly in my last entry
Thought I heard someone coming.
It was just the hamster kept in a cage next to me…
As
some of you may know, I have escaped the clutches of the evil fangirl
keeping me imprisoned.
This is how I did it (all without the help
of Sam or Daniel).
Once I came to the conclusion that I was in
fact a toy, I came up with various ways to escape.
First time it didn't work. The cat picked me up and was chewing on me. Not good.
My second plan worked ALOT better.
While
the fangirl was out of the house, I freed myself from the packaging
with my sword, logged onto her internet and bought a replacement of
me on the internet!
4 days later my replacement arrived. I had to
get to the post before the fangirl; I tell ya that was quite a job. I
then had to drag my replacement into my spot.
Once he was in the
correct position I found an envelope with an address on it - the
sender, from what I gathered from over-heard conversations, is in the
possession of Sheppard!
And so with a giant pen I wrote out this address – he clearly needed rescuing you see -then hiding in the envelope waited to be posted. The fangirl posted me without even known it!
I spent quite a time in the post and I tell ya those posties are rough with the packages! Good thing I'm plastic!
I will now spend my time kirking the universe with Shep as my side kick (just don't tell him that).