The First date...

So, I finally plucked up the courage to ask Ariel for a date... see me, grinning like a loon!
we sat... her on a rock, me on part of Barbie's Malibu Beach house, which I 'commandeered' from the room next door.... talk about eye-candy.. Those Barbies... ahem, anyway. We talked... she giggled.... I rested my hand on her back. She even showed me her famous Japanese-tail-trick. Boy is that image embossed on my mind. Jeez.

It was all going so well, until…

CAM!!! What the hell are you doing here! And why on earth are you pointing a zat at me?
Ohhh, are you plastic too?

---Cam nodded---

ah, that's too bad, man. You do know you're still pointing a gun at me right?

What the...! OF COURSE I'M THE *REAL* JOHN SHEPPARD!

No, I can't prove it, numb nuts!

---Cam- looks indignant---

actually they *are* numb! You're PLASTIC remember!!! Jeez - I could have had Rodney, who *knows* stuff!

What do I get? YOU!

You, who is basically ME!!! WHO THE HECK THOUGH THIS WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA???

Eventually, Cam believed it really was me...

.So that's nice to know

Of course I'm fairly sure he could have done it *without* trying to remove my plastic clothes. Oh, and BTW WHAT THE HECK!? Plastic clothes? Why hadn't I worked that out? I can just see Rodney rolling his eyes *right* now!

I think Ariel got a bit pissed of with me, but you know what it's like when two military guys get together!

I figured I'd better introduce them.

"Ariel, this is my old buddy, Cam", I said, desperately trying to win her back.

She however, was having none of it. Talk about cold shoulder. Jeez. So Cam gave it a shot,

"Hey, I'm real sorry to be intruding upon... er, this", he threw his hands up in the air, exasperated.

Join the club, boy-o. Then she did something I didn't expect (but I really should learn to 'expect the unexpected' where women are concerned). She turned around, nice a pie, and started talking to Cam. I thought, brilliant, maybe this date *is* salvageable...

then again, maybe not.

And McKay has the audacity to call *me* Kirk! Ha! He should see this guy in action! The worst part? Okay, parts.

1) He probably looks better than me in leather- not bitter, I swear.

2) He's a fellow SG person, so I *need* him on my side, so I can't punch him in the head for stealing my girl!

3) There is NO BEER!!!

I think I may cry... "Hey, Love-a-Lot, fancy a hug?"