I have no idea where this idea came from... But, I am NOT insane. I am blissfully unaware of sanity. Which, I guess, is the same thing as insane, but it sounds a lot better.

Oh, and is this the chapter I promised replies to reviews on? Or is it not? Doesn't matter; I'll do it anyway!

Your reviews contain comments from none other that... (Theme Music) Darth Vader Gone Insane!(AKA, the Darth Vader who is featured in my story Diary of a Dark Lord. Yes, I HAD to advertise that story. :) )

Cowgirl4Christ: She returns to read my insanity! Whoo! Thanks for the comment. I know you love it. Don't we all?

Darth Vader: (glaring) She's been here before? Why? Is she watching me? Oh, gosh! I have a stalker! (runs into wall and falls down))

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Darth Vader: Yes, or I shall hunt you down and gut you like a fish! Which the Grinch said originally. See? Perfect example of how to quote somebody.

Bitten by a cow: I am not psycho! I am blissfully unaware of sanity. Didn't you read my note? Yeah...

Darth Vader: I know why Panera has really hard chips. The Emperor cooked them with his Force lightning.

G-Anakin13: Yes, Small Random Padawan rocks all and sundry.

Darth Vader: HE SHALL BE TURNED TO THE DARK SIDE! MWAHAHAHAHA... Er, sorry. Got a little carried away with my evilness.

Katsura-chan: Well, there were five more chapters...

Darth Vader: Yes! Read them or become a Sith! CHOOSE THE LATTER!

Disclaimer: I do not own the Girl Scouts, their cookies, or Hilary Duff(Thank God on that last one.)

Chapter 7

Like, Randomness At Its Worst

Now, as we all should realize by the not-so-wonderful example of Jar Jar Binks, Gungans are extremely nervous. At least, that particular one is. So, when something comes Randomly Skipping down a sidewalk, needless to say, this particular Gungan freaks.

Now, not only had Jar Jar never seen somebody skip before, he also had never seen this type of person before.

It was... GASP! A GIRL SCOUT!

"Hi there, mister!" She said in a very very very very high voice.

Jar Jar winced. Gungan ears are very sensitive. "You wanna buy some cookies? Do ya? Huh?"

Suddenly, Jar Jar turned around and ran after the Jedi, screaming, "MESA BEING ATTACKED! MESA BEING ATTACKED!"

"What is that noise?" Qui-Gon said, irritated.

"Jar Jar is screaming about being attacked, but we don't care 'cause we all want him to die anyway." Obi-Wan said, still staring at his oh-so-shiny Key of Happiness, which will probably later become a plot device.

Jar Jar skidded to a halt in front of Qui-Gon, slapping him in the face with his ears again.

Ten feet or so behind them stood the little Girl Scout, crying, her pigtails sort of shaking for no good reason.

Boris the Fish sighed in disgust. "I hate little girls like that... THEY ALWAYS WANT TO BUY US, AND THEN THEY KILL US! OH WAIT! That was a little boy that did that to Ted. Never mind." He magically jumped up into the air to Qui-Gon's shoulder and started to stab him with his now-dull toothpick/sword.

Mace was the first one to actually approach the little girl.

"Hey there.. it's okay. What's your name?"

"Jamie." She sniffed and rubbed her eyes with a fist.

"Yeah well, did that big dude over there scare you?"

Jamie looked over to Jar Jar and nodded. "Yeah."

"Well, his name is Joo Joo,"

"JAR JAR, Mace. JAR JAR."

"Yeah, WHATEVER." Mace called to Qui-Gon over his shoulder.

"Joo Ji or whatever over there is allergic to cookies, and he was afraid of dying. But that guy," Mace continued, pointing to Yoda. "will buy cookies from you."

Jamie's face brightened as though by magic. "Really?"

"Oh, yeah. Now, go on." Mace straightened and grinned down at her. She skipped over to Yoda.

"Hi there, little green man! Are you from Mars? Do you wanna buy some cookies?"

Yoda, being in an extremely weird mood, stared at her for several minutes. Actually, it was only about 7.5 seconds before he raised his stick to hit her.

But then, she disappeared! In her place was a small little piece of paper which Obi-Wan picked up.

It read,

Your treasure lies in this one place a long way from here. It's sorta deserty, and some boy was born there. I think. Or maybe it was this place with water and trees. Can't remember what the bald dude said. But here's a map."

Below the message was drawn a crude map in bright pink Crayon, so it was hard to read. But Obi-Wan jumped up and down excitedly.

"Qui-Gon! Qui-Gon! My treasure! The lock! The Key of Happiness! Boo yah!" He proceeded to do a happy little dance.

"No, it's not, and you are NOT allergic to broccoli." Qui-Gon replied, tearing up the message.

"Broccoli? Broccoli, what is?" Questioned Yoda, who had apparently come out of his weird mood.

"Huh? Broccoli? What?" Qui-Gon said, completely ignorant.

"Oh, darn. Here comes another Plot Device." Ki-Adi-Mundi sighed, irritated.

"No! No WAY. No! Really? Oh my GOSH. No. Seriously? Whatever. It was all like, you know. Yeah! No. No! Yeah. Yeah. Like, totally. Yeah!"

Down the sidewalk came none other than some supposedly famous person, who really shouldn't have ever been famous at all. It was one of those singer/actresses who couldn't act OR sing, but was still famous for acting and singing. Yeah, one of THOSE jokes.

It was none other than Hilary Duff.

"Oh NO. No. Really, no." Adi Gallia cried, sitting down on the sidewalk. "WHY?" She screamed at Princess of Ithilien, though it was directed at the sky. "WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS?"

Qui-Gon was staring, wide-eyed. Mace was munching cookies he had stolen from the Girl Scout's bag. Jar Jar was doing whatever he does when he thinks people aren't watched. Obi-Wan was staring at his Key of Happiness. Small Random Padawan was hiding behind Mace. Ki-Adi-Mundi was literally shaking in fear. Or maybe it was because he was hungry since Obi-Wan had eaten his muffin. The world may never know.

Yoda, on the other hand, was staring up at the blond, wondering.

"Strange speech, that is." He said with a decisive nod. The girl loomed ever closer to the group of Jedi.

"Totally! Yeah. Oh my gosh! Yeah! I know, it was SO cute. But I didn't get why that one girl wore that thing to that one party! Oh my gosh! It was SO last year. And not even, like, her COLOR."

When she was about five feet away, the eyes of everyone in the group began to twitch. With the exception of Jar Jar. He was still rather wrapped up with whatever he was doing.

Adi was still screaming at the sky.

Hilary had arrived at the group.

"Talk to you, like, tomorrow. E-mail me. I'll be online later, we can IM. Yeah. Yeah! Bye." She clicked her cell phone shut and shoved it into her pocket.

"Like, hi. Has this little Girl Scout come by? I was, like, supposed to be watching her, but, like, my cell phone rang, you know, and she, like, totally disappeared."

No one spoke. Well, Jar Jar did. "Shesa went that way."

"Like, thanks. Little green guy, get a face lift or SOMETHING, that look is so like, not good for you."

With that, luckily, Hilary Duff walked out and was never seen ever ever ever again. In this story.

"THANK YOU! SHE'S GONE!" Adi shouted once more at the sky, got up, and did a little dance.

"What on earth was THAT about? Force, that was scary." Qui-Gon said.

"The Author being her random self, naturally." Ki-Adi-Mundi answered.

"OH MY GOSH! WHAT IS THAT?"

Another cliffhanger. Oh, how surprising.

Like, Randomness At Its Worst Stars

Jar Jar Binks as Jar Jar Binks

Sally Jones as Jamie the Girl Scout

Qui-Gon Jinn as Qui-Gon Jinn

Obi-Wan Kenobi as Obi-Wan Kenobi

Mace Windu as Mace Windu

Yoda as Yoda

Ki-Adi-Mundi as Ki-Adi-Mundi

Adi Gallia as Adi Gallia

Small Random Padawan as Small Random Padawan

And...

A Hilary Duff Lookalike as Hilary Duff, because no one could actually bear to be in the same room with her.