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Disclaimer: I do not own Disney or any Disney films. I also don't own Snickers. Or Star Wars, for that matter. I do own Small Random Padawan(who I love!) and Boris the Fish(who I also love.) And both of those Amazingly Awesome Original Characters deserve applause!

Chapter 8

Threats and Randomosity

"So where are we going now?" Obi-Wan asked. How he could actually make conversation while staring intensely at his Key of Happiness is completely unknown to the world.

"Well, since we have nothing better to do and we should really get on with our support group meeting anyway, we're going to go to that desert place mentioned in the note." Qui-Gon said.

"Okay... is that a good place for our meeting?" Obi-Wan was secretly excited. They were going to the desert place where maybe that boy was born! Whoo! He might find his treasure!

Two hours later...

"But MAAAASSSSTTTEEERRR!" Obi-Wan whined. "I have to GO! Really bad!"

"Too bad! I told you to go before we went."

"I didn't have to GO then."

"Obi-Wan, if you do not shut up right now about your personal needs, I will lock you in a room and make you watch Disney movies with Jar Jar."

Obi-Wan shrieked in horror. "NOOOOOOO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!"

Qui-Gon smirked. "Then shut it."

"But I reeeally have to go... BAD."

"That's it. Let's go find Aladdin and The Little Mermaid. Those are Jar Jar's favorites!"

"ACK!" Obi-Wan yelled. "Jasmine is what my mother called a tramp! So is Ariel! Sitting on a beach NAKED? Who does that?"

"I warned you. Now, be quiet and wait till we get there."

Obi-Wan clenched his legs together and glared at Mace, who was sitting nearby flipping through a Models the Jedi Way magazine. Small Random Padawan was curled up next to Adi Gallia, asleep. Ki-Adi-Mundi was groaning because he was hungry. Yoda was gone.

Jar Jar was sitting next to a stranger, talking their ear off, which, apparently, is one of the few things Gungans are good at.

"So, then mesa go and see whosa there, right? And whosa was there? Nobody! Mesa cry and cry and cry, but nobody there! Nobody come."

Little did Jar Jar know that that somebody had cotton plugged in their ears; stuff they had jammed in their during a bathroom break when they realized Jar Jar was intent on talking to them.

"JASMINE HAD HAIR TRANSPLANTS!" Obi-Wan suddenly yelled. It was actually supposed to be a silent thought, but somehow it had come out a shout.

He shrunk into his seat and pretended to examine his boots while people stared at him.

"Loud, that was. True, it also was." Yoda whispered. But, as we all know that Yoda can't really whisper because of the hot chocolate incident, it was more of a rather loud statement.

Finally, they arrived at Hot Desert Planet Place Thing, AKA, Tatooine.

"Ooh! Lookie!" Cried Boris the Fish as he smeared sunscreen on his highly sensitive skin/scales, or whatever fish have.

He was nodding towards something shiny, which, apparently, fish love. Gungans do too.

Now, by now Jar Jar was having a bad case of deja vu, which he shouldn't actually be having because he had never been to this Desert Planet Place Thing before. Nevertheless, he was having deja vu.

"Mesa has been here before, mesa thinks." Jar Jar said.

"Shut UP." Said Adi Gallia, elbowing him. Well, actually, since she didn't really want to TOUCH him, she pushed Mace's elbow into the Gungan's side.

"Jar Jar, you're offending the locals." She nodded towards a group of people who were eyeing the group of newcomers distastefully.

Actually, they were staring at Boris the Fish, wondering what on earth a shiny little green thing was doing here, and why he was wearing sunglasses, a baseball cap, and carrying around an umbrella with lace on it. They were also thinking bad things... which, all in all, added up to Boris on a Stick.

"Why are we here?" Asked Yoda, speaking unbackwards for once.

"Because Fate would have it so." Mace answered heroically.

"In other words, you don't know." Adi supplied helpfully. Mace shrugged.

"Let's go find an empty building." Qui-Gon said.

After finding a Convenient Empty Random Building, they bought some food and went back there.

Just as they were eating, Yoda Randomly got up and left, the tap taps of his stick muffled because of the dirt. In fact, there was no tapping at all.

"Sure is a moody green fella."

"Yup. Are there any more Snickers bars?"

"No, Obi-Wan ate them all."

"Di flot!" Mace and Qui-Gon turned to look at him. His face was smeared with chocolate.

"What's that?" Mace Windu tried to grab the Key of Happiness from Obi-Wan.

"MINE! MINE! MINE! GET OFF, YOU FOUL-BREATHED BABOON FACED YUCKY BALD MAN!" Obi-Wan yelled loudly, grabbing a Random Stick and beating Mace's bald head.

"OW! GET OFF ME, YOU PSYCHO!" He punched Obi-Wan in the face.

"ENOUGH! OR IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID FOR YOU!" Qui-Gon screamed. Immediately, the fighting ceased. Neither Jedi could think of a worse punishment; animated musicals that almost always included ladies with big hair.

"HAHA! THERE HE IS! LET'S GET HIM, MEN!"

Who are the people? Who are they chasing? How many times were the words Random or Randomly used in this chapter? Find out in the next chapter! Or just tell me in your reviews so that I don't have to count!

Threats and Randomosity Stars

Obi-Wan Kenobi as Obi-Wan Kenobi

Qui-Gon Jinn as Qui-Gon Jinn

Jar Jar Binks as Jar Jar Binks

Adi Gallia as Adi Gallia

Small Random Padawan as Small Random Padawan

Mace Windu as Mace Windu

Yoda as Yoda

Ki-Adi-Mundi as Ki-Adi-Mundi

Random Biker Dudes as The Locals

Boris the Fish as Boris the Fish

With, AMAZINGLY, no cameos.