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Chapter 10

Appearances, Disappearances...

"Hi there. We're supposed to be looking for parts for a ship that's damaged, but the ship isn't actually damaged. However, we're here anyway."

Watto looked up from a few pieces of scrap metal he had been working with.

"Huh? What youse want?" He spoke with a Brooklyn accent.

"We need to get something fixed!" Obi-Wan called suddenly, motioning to a long tube that Small Random Padawan was holding.

"Oh. Youse want Wonder Boy. I'll get 'im."

The small flying blue dude got up and flew into a back room.

"Wonder Boy! Customers up front."

Watto stayed in the back room and a short boy with sandy blond hair came running up.

"Yeah? Yeah? Need something fixed? I can fix anything! You bet I can! And I can TOO race, Mom!"

"STUPID KID, YOU GOT YOUR LINE WRONG AGAIN!"

Princess of Ithilien's chair floated down from seemingly nowhere. She lifted the megaphone to her mouth and shouted into it.

"WONDER BOY! GET OVER HERE!"

The kid timidly walked over to her. Princess of Ithilien leaned down and motioned with one finger for him to move closer, doing so until his face was inches from hers.

"YOU STUPID KID! CAN'T YOU REMEMBER YOUR LINES? THE LINE IS, 'NEED SOMETHING FIXED? I CAN DO IT!' THE RACING LINE DOESN'T COME UNTIL LATER. GOT IT?"

The kid nodded slowly and Princess of Ithilien leaned back in her chair. "Good. Okay... Make-up Lady! Do SOMETHING with that bruise on Obi-Wan's face."

Obi-Wan lifted his finger to his eye and winced as he made contact with a tender spot. Apparently the bruise had gone unnoticed because of the Key of Happiness. Mace snickered.

The Make-up Lady dabbed some powder stuff on Obi-Wan's face and the mark magically disappeared.

"Okay.. ACTION!"

The kid ran into the room again. "Yeah? Yeah? Need something fixed? I can fix anything! You bet I can!"

Qui-Gon indulged the boy's excitement with a faint chuckle.

"Well, we don't really have anything that's broken, far as I know. But right now we're supposed to go out into this sandstorm and you take us back to your house. Okay?"

The boy jumped up and down. "Yeah! Oh boy!"

Suddenly, the non-existant bell on the non-existant door rang merrily. The group turned to behold whoever had come into the room. Jar Jar's ears smacked Qui-Gon in the face again, but the Jedi didn't have any time to retaliate.

The menacing theme music started to play... the group gasped... Yoda nearly fainted...

It was... DARTH VADER!

Qui-Gon looked around, confused. Yoda was even more confused.

"Be here, you should not. For you, that is." He pointed at the little boy.

"I'm not a big guy in a black suit thing! My name is Anakin Skywalker, and don't you forget it!" The Now-Recognized-As-Anakin boy said.

"Listen, Yoda. You are not teaching me any more. I am the Master!" Darth Vader retorted, pointing a finger at Yoda.

"Uhh... you're supposed to say that to me in like, forty years or something." Obi-Wan piped up, not taking his eyes from the Key of Happiness.

"Yeah, whatever."

"How in the WORLD is this Episode I?" Mace Windu cried. "And how can there be two Anakins?"

"I am NOT Anakin!" Darth Vader shouted.

"Yeah, well, you were. So there." Ki-Adi-Mundi stuck his tongue out.

"Where are we supposed to go now?" Adi asked Qui-Gon, who shook his head in confusion.

"I have no idea..."

"Let's go outside!"

"Look! A walking spork!" Boris the Fish shouted as the group made their way outside.

"Wow..." Small Random Padawan, who had never seen a spork before, said in awe.

"No time to look at sporks! We have to figure this out!" Qui-Gon said in irritation. Just as he said it, the spork disappeared. Yoda suddenly realized that Jar Jar was nowhere to be found... not that he or anyone else cared.

"Wait a minute... if this is Episode I and he is here," Adi Gallia said, pointing at Vader, "Then when we get to Episode IV, will there be two Vaders?"

The question was one of the only logical things the group had heard all day. Vader froze and his breathing became heavy...er.

"Two of me? No! That's impossible! THERE IS ONLY ONE ME! ONLY ONE! ONLY ONE!" Darth Vader then proceeded to become extremely hysterical.

"Wow..." Anakin said, amazed. He had never seen someone become hysterical before.

"The script doesn't help us. I don't know what to do!" Qui-Gon cried, dropping his script on the ground and grabbing handfuls of his hair. His script disappeared... for no good reason.

"QUI-GON! YOU GIRLY MAN!"

Who called Qui-Gon a girly man? Do I know? Actually... no! Where is Jar Jar?

Appearances, Disappearances... Stars

Qui-Gon Jinn as Qui-Gon Jinn

Watto as Watto

Obi-Wan Kenobi as Obi-Wan Kenobi

Small Random Padawan as Small Random Padawan

Anakin Skyplopper as Anakin Skywalker(They're distant relations, we couldn't get the REAL Anakin, his schedule was full)

Mace Windu as Mace Windu

Darth Vader as Darth Vader

Yoda as Yoda

Adi Gallia as Adi Gallia

Ki-Adi-Mundi as Ki-Adi-Mundi

Boris the Fish as Boris the Fish

With Cameos By...

Princess of Ithilien (as herself)

Arwen Undomiel as the Make-up Lady

Fred Astaire as The Walking Spork