A/N: Sorry it's taken so long to update, y'all. I've been so busy lately, it's not even funny... and then school is starting soon, so updates might be few and far between, but I'll work something out.

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Chapter 11

Mothers, Corn Dogs, Really Bad Chapter

RECAP:

"QUI-GON! YOU GIRLY MAN!"

Qui-Gon turned around and drew his lightsaber in a very sudden and random move. Jar Jar, who had magically appeared again, turned around very quickly, smacking Qui-Gon in the back of the head with his ridiculously large ears. The Jedi growled in anger, not only at being smacked by giant ears, but at being called a girly man. Again.

A lady walked up to them, dressed in neon green and blue. Her hair was a bright red, and her eyes were surrounded by layers and layers of eyeshadow, neon pink and neon orange.

Qui-Gon's right eye began to twitch violently as he lowered his lightsaber and put it away.

The woman, who was rather... hefty, so to speak, kept up a steady walk towards them, leaning heavily on a walker.

"Mom?" Qui-Gon shrieked, almost in horror.

"Yes, Qui-Gon. I am ashamed of you. Simply and utterly ASHAMED. Look at you! I taught my boy better than that! Having his hair longer than a respectable girl's! Shameful! Simply shameful!" The woman, now recognized as Qui-Gon's mother, said, shaking a plump finger at her son.

"We've been over this. I love my hairdo, you hate it, whatever. We've agreed to disagree, and plus, you're not IN this movie! So go away!" Qui-Gon turned to rejoin the group of Jedi, boy, Gungan and fish, but his mother grabbed his arm.

"Get off! You're not even my real mother!"

She let go suddenly, her eyes filling with pain. "But... but..."

"Dad TOLD me, like, ages ago. I'm HIS son, but you adopted me or something! So go away! I don't have to listen to you! Hahahaha!" Qui-Gon stuck his tongue out at her, laughing. She suddenly vanished in a poof of neon-colored smoke.

Jar Jar, who had not had the sense to turn around, coughed, but nobody was paying attention.

"My house is that way," Anakin said, pointing to the left.

"Whosa are yousa?" Jar Jar said to him. Anakin poked him in the eye, because Jar Jar scared him.

"DUUUUUUUUUUUDE!" The group turned as one to see a bunch of people staring at them. They were holding... corn dogs.

"This the circus?" One of them said, munching on his corn dog. Yoda was eyeing the food hungrily.

"What's a circus?" Obi-Wan whispered to Qui-Gon, who ignored him. Ki-Adi-Mundi answered for him.

"The circus is where all the reject Jedi go... the ones that never passed the trials. The jugglers.. well, they're trying to hold on to what's left of the Force, you know. And the rest of them... well, let's just say it's the worst profession..." His voice was low and solemn as he eyed the crowd distastefully.

Apparently, Anakin had fallen asleep, curled up on the dirty, sandy ground by Adi Gallia's feet. "No... no, Mommy... No... no... The penguins are attacking and I am NOT a pickle!"

The entired group, spectators, Jedi, fish, Gungan and all, swerved to observe the odd little boy asleep on the ground. Adi was looking around nervously, but eventually just picked the boy up with the Force and moved him away from her.

Everybody inched away from him, except for the apparent circus fans, who crowded around him, munching on various foodstuffs.

The Jedi huddled together.

"I say we ditch the kid." Obi-Wan said. Qui-Gon shook his head. "We can't do that. There's no Episode I if there is no kid."

Yoda spoke up from the ground. "Anger, I feel in him. Fear. Randomness. Scares me, this does. Good sign, it is not. Chosen One, he may not be."

Adi Gallia sighed. "I'm really tired. I'm hungry. I need to sleep. Are we done here?" She rubbed her brilliant eyes and stifled a yawn.

Jar Jar loped up to them, ears flapping, one of them slapping Qui-Gon on the side of his face.

Ki-Adi-Mundi coughed. "This has not exactly gone to plan, has it?"

"What plan?" Qui-Gon asked.

"There has never BEEN a plan." Mace confirmed, glancing nervously at the people crowding around Anakin.

Ki-Adi-Blahblah coughed again. "Well, didn't this all start out at a support group meeting?"

Qui-Gon's eyes lit up. "Say, you're right! But we obviously can't have a meeting now... we have to finish the Episode!"

Suddenly, Jar Jar collapsed!

Why is this chapter so random and not-funny? Why is Jar Jar NOT dead? Or is he? Do I know? I doubt it!

Mothers, Corn Dogs, Really Bad Chapter Stars

Qui-Gon Jinn as Qui-Gon Jinn

Jar Jar Binks as Jar Jar Binks

Obi-Wan Kenobi as Obi-Wan Kenobi

Yoda as Yoda

Ki-Adi-Mundi as Ki-Adi-Mundi

Mace Windu as Mace Windu

Anakin Skywalker as Anakin Skywalker(We managed to get the real one for this chapter. Cost us a pretty penny, and I'm not talking copper...)

Adi Gallia as Adi Gallia

Characters Not Mentioned But Who WERE Actually There:

Boris the Fish as Boris the Fish(Well, I HAD to mention him, but unfortunately, he never talked...)

Darth Vader as Darth Vader

Small Random Padawan as Small Random Padawan

With Cameos by...

Lila Brown the Bingo Lady as Qui-Gon's Mother

Some Random Surfer People as the Random Circus Fans

Just for the record, I am not all that fond of this chapter. Honestly, I think it sucks, but that's just me. I apologize for this horrendous chapter and promise better ones in the future.