A/N: I am actually aware that the last chapter was... well, crap. Yeah. That's what it was. SOOOO... I'm going to fix it! Whoo! (waiting for applause) What insues is how I fix it... in my random way! (waits again for applause and leaves the "stage)

OH! FORGOT! READ THIS! Sorry I haven't done replies to reviews in... forever. I will next chapter! Promise! If I don't, you can... choke me with a Skittle!

Disclaimer: I don't own Panera or James Bond or whatever else I mention in this chapter...

Chapter 12 or 11

Random Pickle Lines

"Umm.. bad news, guys." Qui-Gon said, rejoining the group and fingering his belt nervously.

"What?" Mace asked.

"Well...apparently, the last chapter actually didn't happen. It was one of those virtual reality things... meaning, we have to actually DO a Chapter 11 now, because that last one was fake."

"WHAT?" Obi-Wan squealed, clutching his Key of Happiness dramatically to his chest.

"Yeah. This Princess person is crazy. Psycho. Coo-coo in the head." Qui-Gon muttered, frustrated.

"Mesa see Starbucks!" Jar Jar cried in excitement. The group swerved as one at the mention of Starbucks, since, as we all know, Starbucks is an amazingly amazing place.

"No it's not, stupid." Small Random Padawan said, kicking Jar Jar in the shin. As the Gungan went leaping about in pain(his ears slapping against Qui-Gon's face) Yoda sighed in disappointment.

"A Panera, that is. Been there, already, we have."

"Hey..." Obi-Wan said, looking around, puzzled. "Wait a minute... I never had my bagel! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BAGEL?"

"We threw it into the Dungeon." Mace said in a sarcastic tone.

"WHAT? THE DUNGEON? YOU THREW MY BAGEL IN THE DUNGEON? HOW DARE YOU! AND MY PICKLES ARE NOT TALKING TO ME!" Obi-Wan screamed in horror, actually DROPPING his Key of Happiness since it requires two hands to grasp your hair in horror.

However, since Obi-Wan had very little hair, he decided to yank on his Padawan's braid and bite his thumb instead.

SUDDENLY!

A very cool and suave man rather sauntered out from under the awning of a nearby fruit stand.

He bent in a very cool, professional yet casual way to retrieve Obi-Wan's Key of Happiness, picking it up out of the dust without getting ANY dirt at all on his fingers...

"Whosa are yousa?" Jar Jar questioned loudly. Small Random Padawan shouted at him to shut up and kicked him in his other shin.

"The name is Bond." The man in the suit said quickly, pocketing the key. Then, in a more drawn out manner, he continued, "James Bond." This was said with a rather cool and sort of decisive nod.

"Woooowww..." Ki-Adi-Mundi muttered in amazement, staring at the suave person before them.

Adi Gallia was practically hopping with excitement...

"Mr Bond... do you think... do you think I could be in one of your movies? Maybe? I've always wanted to be a Bond girl, you know! I've been taking these acting classes..." Her voice sounded different; altered, as may be, as though she wasn't really the one speaking.

"Perhaps, perhaps." James Bond flashed her a dazzling smile and she practically melted. Not literally, of course, since a pile of melted Adi Gallia would be... uh, never mind. Moving on to the NEXT splendid paragraph...

Qui-Gon scowled in James's general direction, angry that this man had taken away attention and concentration from the business at hand; making Chapter 11. Or Chapter 12, as may be...

Darth Vader was also scowling, under his mask, of course.

Small Random Padawan was watching Jar Jar jump around in pain.

Aforementioned Gungan was jumping around in pain.

Yoda was asleep, drooling.

Adi Gallia was swooning over James Bond. Big surprise.

Ki-Adi-Mundi was staring at him in that sort of esteemed jealously, where you admire somebody but want to kill them at the same time.

Mace Windu was commenting on the amount of bruised fruit of the stand James Bond had been standing at.

Qui-Gon was scowling, as was mentioned before.

Obi-Wan was in shock. His Padawan's braid was messy, but not torn out, his thumb was bleeding from him biting it, and he had a sort of glazed look in his eyes.

Boris the Fish, who we have, unfortunately, not mentioned in a while, was munching on a bit of his bagel/floating device, the part he had saved from getting wet since he figured he'd need a snack later on.

Anakin Skywalker was trying to build a robot out of sand. Brilliant kid, that one.

And since I think we've mentioned everyone who is a staple character in this story, we shall now go on to what the spectators were doing...

The lady in the fruit stand was scowling at Mace for saying her fruit was bruised, especially since the sign over her stand specifically said, 'GET BRUISED FRUIT HERE'. Bruised Fruit Pie was a speciality in Tatooine.

Then, Anakin suddenly got up from the ground, looking as though he had just realized something.

"I have just realized something." He announced, for he had indeed just realized something.

"Obi-Wan, you said a Random Pickle Line this chapter, but I already DID one last chapter! And there's only supposed to be one per story! You know that!"

Qui-Gon growled. The kid was just... not the brightest lightbulb.

"Kid, I TOLD you. The last chapter wasn't REAL! Meaning, my mother was never there, and that your pickle line doesn't count. It was virtual reality, or so the people told me. Who knows if they were lying... but anyway, Obi-Wan's Random Pickle Line DOES count, and you better shut up!"

Anakin cowered in fear, for Qui-Gon had drawn and powered up his lightsaber, and was looking at it and Anakin in turn. "Yessir." He said quickly, creeping behind Mace.

Qui-Gon turned his lightsaber off and clipped it back on his belt. Shaking his head and rubbing his eyes, he said, "Well, I guess that takes care of Chapter 11. Or 12. Or this scene, or whatever it is!"

Randomness! Better than the last, eh? How will the NEXT chapter start? Hmm? Who knows?

Random Pickle Lines Stars

Qui-Gon Jinn as Qui-Gon Jinn

Mace Windu as Mace Windu

Obi-Wan Kenobi as Obi-Wan Kenobi

Jar Jar Binks as Jar Jar Binks

Small Random Padawan as Small Random Padawan

Yoda as Yoda

Ki-Adi-Mundi as Ki-Adi-Mundi

Adi Gallia as Adi Gallia

Darth Vader as Darth Vader

Boris the Fish as Boris the Fish

Anakin Skywalker as Anakin Skywalker

With Cameos By

Judy Garland as the Bruised Fruit Stand Lady

"I'd Rather Be Anonymous" Cool Dude as James Bond