A/N: I know, I know, everybody's gonna want to hunt me down and stab me with toothpicks 'cause I haven't updated. It's only been a month...
And since I don't want to be choked with a Skittle, I shall now do replies...
G-Anakin13: I don't know if you stopped reading because Chapter 11 was horrible or what, but you didn't review Chapter 12, so... yeah.
Bitten by a cow: Don't die! And that's all I can say.
Cowgirl4Christ: AMEN, sista!
Disclaimer: I do not own anything. I swear!
By the way, I have been re-reading some of the chapters, and, unfortunately, have realized that my spelling has slipped. Not sure if anybody noticed it, but for an English freak like myself, it's really bad... so I will strive to do better.
Chapter 13
It Was... Like This
"What are we supposed to do now?" Mace asked with a sigh.
"I'm bored!"
"I'm tired!"
"I'm hungry!"
"SHUT UP!" Qui-Gon screamed. Oh, he had the worst luck. Not to mention a tension headache from H-E-Double Hockey Sticks. Rubbing his temples, he glared at the group. Why did HE have to be chosen as leader of this oh-so-wonderful expedition? Why couldn't this author-ess person torture somebody else?
"Okay... first... Mace, you're gonna carry Obi-Wan." Mace groaned audibly and stared at the Padawan on the ground. Stupid kid.
Obi-Wan was curled in the fetal position, muttering.
"We're now gonna head to..." Out of Nowhere, a map appeared in Qui-Gon's hands. Unfortunately, it was a map of Naboo, instead of Tatooine, so he threw it away.
"Qui-Gon! Qui-Gon! Qui-Gon! Qui-Gon! Qui-Gon!"
"WHAT?" Qui-Gon turned quickly and glared at Anakin, who had been saying his name over and over and over and over and over.
"Uhh... I forgot. Sorry."
"Stupid kid." Qui-Gon muttered, turning his back to the now-annoying child.
"Wait! I remembered!" Anakin shouted. Yoda was right by him when he shouted, and since the little green guy has large ears that are very sensitive, a shout hurts. Therefore, he hit Anakin with his stick!
"OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW! Dude! That was NOT cool!"
"Do not wound the future evil Lord!" Darth Vader warned. Yoda stuck out his tounge. Darth Vader tried to kick him. Yoda bit his ankle.
"Ahhhhhhh!" Darth Vader screamed.
Ignoring the ruckus, Qui-Gon looked down at Anakin. "What did you remember?"
"Uhhh... oh yeah! We're supposed to be going to my house!"
"Oh really? And WHY are we supposed to be going to your house? Hmm? Hmm?" Qui-Gon asked, annoyed.
"It's in the script."
"No, it's not!"
"Yeah, it is!"
"No, it's not!"
"Well just LOOK!"
Qui-Gon reached for the convenient script-holder on his belt, only to find that it was missing. "Darn! Where did my script go?"
"Uh.. you threw it on the ground in Chapter 10 and it disappeared. Remember?" Adi Gallia supplied.
"Drat!" Qui-Gon said in a suddenly-English accent.
Ki-Adi-Mundi raised an eyebrow in question.
"Well, let me borrow yours." Qui-Gon said, reaching for Anakin's script. The boy screeched and ran away.
"You can't! It's MINE! To be used by ME only!"
And indeed, it was. For under
Princess of Ithilien's
Revised Star Wars
Episode I
The Phantom Something-or-other
was written
For Use By Anakin Skywalker ONLY
Or Else
Doom Shall Come Upon Thee
"Oh, biscuits. I don't believe in silly superstitions." Qui-Gon said, grabbing the script out of Anakin's hands.
Suddenly, a shadow passed over Qui-Gon... time seemed to stand still...
Looking up, he glared at the plane passing slowly overhead.
"Anyway.. okay... so yes, we have to go to Anakin's house. Now WHY we have to, I have no idea, but yeah. So, let's head out everybody! Obi-Wan! Don't eat that!"
Mace jogged over to Obi-Wan, pulled the bruised piece of fruit out of his hands, and heaved the Padawan onto his shoulders. "Ugh. This kid weighs a ton. What'd he eat for lunch, bricks?"
"Grass is always greener on the other side, you know." Obi-Wan muttered.
Mace rolled his eyes, which is a very dramatic thing when you have no hair.
"Every cloud has a silver lining..."
"Okay, Captain Cliche, just shut up."
"Better late then never..."
HOW will it turn out? Why hasn't Boris the Fish spoken? Where is Small Random Padawan? Why did I ignored practically everyone this chapter? How long will this story be? Will it go through all 6 episodes? Do I have any clue? Actually... NO!
It Was... Like This Stars
Mace Windu as Mace Windu
Qui-Gon Jinn as Qui-Gon Jinn
Obi-Wan Kenobi as Obi-Wan Kenobi
Anakin Skywalker as Anakin Skywalker
Yoda as Yoda
Darth Vader as Darth Vader
Adi Gallia as Adi Gallia
Ki-Adi-Mundi as Ki-Adi-Mundi
And with no cameos! What is wrong with me!
A/N: Now, this chapter.. is not very funny. Sorry. I know, I haven't updated in forever, and I just felt so guilty I had to post SOMETHING! And everyone is probably going to stop reading because of Chapter 11, and now this...