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Chapter 14

The Unnamed Chapter!

"Will you shut up!" Mace growled at Anakin, who had been singing 'This Is The Song That Never Ends' for the past twenty minutes.

Anakin stopped singing, but began to hum '99 Bottles of Beer On the Wall'. Mace groaned, then called to Qui-Gon, who was a few steps ahead of him.

"How much longer is this gonna take? Obi-Wan weighs a ton!"

"Shut up! We'll get there when we get there, and if you don't stop complaining, it's no ice cream for you!" Qui-Gon shouted back.

"Sheesh."

"Lookit! Lookit what I found!" Small Random Padawan, who had been mysteriously missing for a while, held up a shiny piece of plastic.

"Small Random Padawan, don't just pick random things up off the ground. You have no idea where that's been." Ki-Adi-Mundi scolded, gently easing the bit of dirty but shiny plastic out of the boy's hands and throwing it into a garbage can.

"But it's mine! My shiny plastic." Small Random Padawan shrieked, going over to the trash can and attempting to dig it out. Ki-Adi-Something dug a coin out of his pocket, buffed it on his sleeve, and handed it to the boy, who oohed and ahed over it.

Unfortunately, all of this mention of shiny things had alerted Obi-Wan once again to the fact that his Key of Happiness was gone, and he was crying uncontrollably.

"That's it!" Mace shouted. "If you can cry, you can walk." Unceremoniously, he dumped Obi-Wan on the ground and rotated his shoulders, trying to loosen up the muscles.

"Qui-Gon! My Key of Happiness is gone!" Obi-Wan shouted. Qui-Gon was not listening. He was trying to talk to Anakin, because they had been wandering Tatooine for hours and hours and they still had not arrived at the boy's house.

Meanwhile, Yoda was leaning against his stick, napping while standing up, a bit of drool dripping from his mouth. Adi pointed at him, mouthing 'Ewww' to Darth Vader. Darth Vader glanced over and erupted into laughter. Apparently when you've been evil for a long time, your sense of humor goes completely out of wack.

Boris the Fish, who we have not heard from since the twelfth chapter or so, had actually been doing a little bit of shopping.

He hurried back to the group, laden with bags, wearing sunglasses and a visor.

"Does anybody have any water?" He rasped, hopping into Adi's outstretched hand. He tossed his bags over to Darth Vader, who shoved them into a small pouch on his belt.

"Water... water..."

"Qui-Gon! I wanna go home! I lost my Key of Happiness and I never got my bagel! This trip sucks!" Obi-Wan whined.

"How much longer do we have to be here? I hate it here! It's hot!" Small Random Padawan cried, for he was very miserable.

"Qui-Gon, my head is sunburned." Mace called. Ki-Adi-Mundi shouted out the same thing.

"Anakin! Where is your house! You'd better tell me before I get angry!" Qui-Gon shouted.

"Huh? Oh, my house? It's right over there." Anakin pointed to a building not four feet from where the group was standing, then headed towards it happily.

"I'm gonna kill him... I'm gonna kill him!" Qui-Gon reached for his lightsaber, a crazed look in his eyes, but Mace tackled him and dumped a Random Bucket of Water on his face to snap him out of it. The crazed looked faded.

Boris the Fish flipped himself off of Adi's hand and into a Second Random Bucket of Water, sighing contentedly as he splashed around.

Darth Vader picked the bucket up and followed the group into the small little house.

Jar Jar, who had also been mysteriously missing for a while, appeared and tapped Yoda on the shoulder.

When the little green fellow did not wake up, Jar Jar, being the smart Gungan that he is, just left him standing in the street and followed the group into the building.

"Now is our chance..." a voice whispered in the shadows, watching the little green being snore.

Who is the voice in the shadows? How will the entire group fit into Anakin's small little house? Will anyone in the group actually be murdered eventually? Do I know? No!

Sadly, I'm not going to do credits this time. Too tired. Too lazy. This chapter doesn't even have a title, y'all. And no cameos once again.