So... I return! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Anyway. I'm chewing gum. That is my inspiration. For this chapter. Umm... this is a funny chapter! At least, the two sentences I've planned out in my head are. So yeah. Umm... REPLIES! to REVIEWS!

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ChampionHeartache: Well, poor Mace is... just... I just USE him in whatever way necessary. WAIT! That sounds so wrong... umm... never mind...

G-Anakin13: He was! And he's coming back again! Soon... soon... sooooooon...

Bitten by a cow: So it stings less now. But... still. Glad you liked Chapter 11, it's growing on me, to be honest. Chapter 13, I can't remember it at all. Sorry you don't think it's funny. Nobody's obligated to read. If you've lost interest, that's perfectly fine. It happens. I understand.

Cowgirl4Christ: RESEMBLANCE TO A PLOT?!?!? Oh, NO! My writing! What happened to it! It seems like there's a PLOT? Oh, how shall I go on, HOW shall I go ON? ... Okay, sorry. Umm... if it did, that was totally accidental 'cause (I'll let you in on a secret) This story has no plot... never has... most likely never will... Oh, and yay, you posted in my forum and now shall bug me until I go completely insane. Wait, I'm there already. HAHA!

Now that those EXCELLENT replies are over, I can stop writing in BOLD. On to the next chapter, ladeedadeedadeeda...

Disclaimer: I do not own the Little Beings, and after this chapter you will understand why, I do not own... whatever else. I MEANT to mention some stuff that I could disclaim but it wouldn't fit in so this is about all that you get.

Warning: This Chapter Is Over 1000 Words Long. It contains randomness and insanity.

You Have Been Warned.

Chapter 15

Midgets That Are Bigger Than Me!

"Go, go! Circle around!"

"Not THAT way, you idiot, the other way!"

"Is it left or right?"

"I'm hungry!"

Four little whispering beings descended (rather) on Yoda, who was sleeping and drooling. Yes, still.

Shadows fell across his little green self... the sky grew dark, but that was only because of the rainstorm...

"Auuuuuuuuuuggggghhhhhhhhhhh!" Yoda awoke with a start. It was actually because one of the Four Little Beings pushed him over, and when he fell he thunked his chin with his stick, which hurt a lot.

He stood up quickly, looking at the Four Little Beings that had him surrounded...

"Ack!" He cried.

"Was that his cry of surprise?"

"If it was, MAN was it lame."

"Fools, you are. Choking, I was." Yoda replied, scowling.

"Hairball?"

"My cat had a hairball the other day! It was gross." Little Being # 1 said.

"You don't have a cat." Little Being # 3 told Little Being # 1.

"Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!" Yoda cried.

"THAT was his cry of surprise." Little Being # 2 informed the other Little Beings.

Yoda looked up at the Little Beings (because it's very hard to be shorter than Yoda) fear in his eyes. "Midgets that, bigger than me, are!" He cried. Or shouted. Or... croaked. Since he kinda has a croak-y voice.

"Yeah!" Little Being # 1 pumped a fist in the air. "Finally, somebody shorter than us!"

"Names, what are your?" Yoda asked.

"Does he always talk like that?" Little Being # 4 asked.

"Yes."

"Who was THAT?" Little Being # 2 asked, his eyes wide as plates. Though that's pretty impossible and a scary mental picture.

"The Author."

"Why is that capitalized?" Little Being # 3 inquired.

"Because It Is."

Before Little Being # 3 could ask why THAT was capitalized, Little Being # 1 started naming off all the other Little Beings.

"I'm Frodo, that's Sam, Pippin, and Merry. Or, Merry and Pippin, since that rolls off the tongue better."

"Surround me, why did you?"

"Ah, now we come to THAT..."

Intermission! Now we cut over to the Jedi Group, who are currently trying to cram into Shmi's very small house.

"Ow! You're squashing my arm!"

"Well YOU'RE stomping on my toes!"

"Stop elbowing me in the gut, will ya?"

"I can't breathe! I'm being smothered!" This was from Small Random Padawan, and since he is a very important character, everyone listened to him and stopped smothering him.

Obi-Wan, whose arm was being squashed, shifted so that he was not elbowing Mace in the gut, and Qui-Gon stepped off of his Padawan's toes.

Boris the Fish was safe at present in his Sturdy Bucket of Water, which was on the table in the middle of all the food. Luckily, it was a GLASS Sturdy Bucket of Water, so he could see what was happening.

Anakin was chatting excitedly with his mother, who was staring, horrified, at the group of people stuffed into her house.

Jar Jar was standing off to the side, doing a little dance, his ears wagging back and forth. Qui-Gon unfortunately was trying to move to a place where he could actually breathe, and Jar Jar's ears slapped him in the face.

He had no time to react, however, as Shmi began to talk.

"I... welcome you all to my home. You are certainly welcome to stay for our evening meal, if you wish..." She forced a smile.

27 and 1/4 minutes later, they were all seated in a manner that suited everyone, and the conversation was anything but ordinary.

"Do you like fish?"

"Hey! No fish-eating talk!" Shouted Boris from his Bucket.

"Sorry." Ki-Adi-Mundi apologized.

"Jar Jar! That's DISGUSTING."

This made everyone turn and watch in morbid fascination as the Gungan ate his meal. Gungans eat in very... interesting ways.

Qui-Gon turned to Anakin's mother, wishing he had a written script, but as of yet all he had was a book that only led up to the events of their adventure thus far.

"We need... parts. For a ship. That... doesn't exist. I believe. No, wait. We already did that. Shoot! That was at Watto's. Let me think. What am I supposed to say to you?" Qui-Gon grabbed a fistful of hair in frustration.

Shmi smiled politely, excusing herself to the kitchen where she proceeded to make strange faces in regards to her guests.

"Umm... anybody wanna see my droid? Do ya? Do ya? It's a really cool droid! I made up a letter-number name for him! It's so cool!" Anakin asked, badgering everyone at the table.

"Luckily, there's no girl here, like, the queen's maid or whatever she was supposed to be." Qui-Gon muttered.

"How do you KNOW what's SUPPOSED to be happening?" Obi-Wan asked.

"I don't KNOW, Obi-Wan. Just go eat your Jello."

Obi-Wan sat down, pouting as he ate his Jello.

As Jar Jar and Adi Gallia went to see Anakin's droid, Small Random Padawan curled up in a corner of the room to take a nap, and SUDDENLY(Because nothing has happened suddenly in quite a while) there was a knock on the door! Though knocks are always really sudden because you never exactly know WHEN somebody's going to knock, unless you peek out the window and see someone coming, then you can anticipate the knock but that's kinda cheating the system.

Anyway, there was a knock! And everyone jumped, because the knock was unexpected!

Who is at the door? What are the Little Beings/Midgets That Are Bigger Than Me/Hobbits planning to do with Yoda?

Midgets That Are Bigger Than Me Stars

Yoda as Yoda

Small Random Padawan as Small Random Padawan

Obi-Wan Kenobi as Obi-Wan Kenobi

Mace Windu as Mace Windu

Qui-Gon Jinn as Qui-Gon Jinn

Boris the Fish as Boris the Fish

Anakin Skywalker as Anakin Skywalker

Jar Jar Binks as Jar Jar Binks

Ki-Adi-Mundi as Ki-Adi-Mundi

Adi Gallia as Adi Gallia

With Cameos By

Peregrin Took as Frodo Baggins

Samwise Gamgee as Meriadoc Brandybuck

Meriadoc Brandybuck as Samwise Gamgee

Frodo Baggins as Peregrin Took

Vanna White as Shmi Skywalker