"YO! PRONGS!!"
James started and looked around confusedly. Where was he? And why was he surrounded by food? And did he have something in his mouth?!
He quickly spat it out.
It was an orange section.
Now it was just mush.
Ew.
He glanced up Siriusly hoping Lily DID'NT see that.
This morning, he had no luck.
She was looking at the orange mush like she was going to puke.
So, being a good best friend, he rounded on the one who was Siriusly the cause of this.
He picked up his plate ans shoved it down the back of Sirius's robes. Sirius jumped and started wriggling trying to get the orange mush away from him.
Sirius is quite a dancer.
James of course, snickering as if his life depended on it, snuck out of the Great Hall to get as far as possible from Sirius before he went crazy.
However, his Invisibility Cloak was in his bag.
And his bag was in the GH.
Next to Sirius.
James sighed and snuck back into the Hall, discreetly got his bag, and went to his first class.
Professor McGonagall almost had a heart-attack. JAMES… James POTTER was actually HERE. Here in CLASS. EARLY!! Wow.
Lily was close behind him and as soon as McGonagall turned to get a class, no a grass, no a plass of water, she opened her bag, put in the three books she was carrying, swung it and whacked James Potter on his head. He fell on his face.
Lily wished his FanClub could see him now.
No such luck.
Therefore, she sat on him and daydreamt about the "upperclassman who had a crush on her", not knowing that said "upperclassman" was in fact, currently on the floor, being sat upon.
The irony.
Lily heard the clicks of McGonagall's heels approach and quickly got off of her fellow classmate and knelt beside him, worried for all the world.
"Why Miss Evans! What has happened? Nevermind, just take him up the Infirmary!" The professor turned away muttering something like "I knew it was too good to be true." Lily gaped after her.
Drag Potter up the infirmary? BY HERSELF? Drooling, unconscious Potter…ALONE…UP…INFIRMARY!?
Suddenly, Lily grinned an evil grin as she thought of a most brilliant plan…
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"Come ON Jamesy-pie, up we go!!" Lily practically shouted. Heads turned. Girls shrieked and ran up the four stairs to her.
"What happened?..." "Jamesy honey…" "OH NO!..." "Look at me…" and other nonsense. Lily announced "He fell down! Please HELP me bring him to the Infirmary, girls." A crowd ran and bore the unconscious Potter away from her. Good riddance.
Only two of Potter's friends gazed up at the maliciously smiling girl on the stairs frightened (Peter ran up with the girls). Did she even realize that she called James "Jamesy-pie"? She had just signed herself a death warrant. James didn't get knocked out easily. Lily had always been dead-on when she called him "thick skulled".
She was such a doofus.
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After Madam Pomfrey sent all the girls away and retreated to her office, James locked his fingers behind his head and grinned up at the ceiling. First, Lily had treated him with emotion (ignoring that that emotion was anger), then shared the warmth of her body (again ignoring that she was sitting on him dreaming of "another" man) and Lastly, come up with a sickeningly cute BF/GF nickname for him (ignoring that she did it to gat away from him).
This was such a good day.
He heard the door open and pretended to be unconscious until he heard Sirius say sarcastically "And don't worry about the thing at breakfast. I "forgive" you." James continued pretending and Sirius, getting bored, trooped out, but paused at the doorway. "Doofus." Sirius left and James fell asleep.
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Lily was quite proud of herself.
The day had begun so well…with the letter 'n all, and had progressed so nicely.
There had only been ONE dampner.
Black.
Sirius Black.
Had started a rumor that she and "Jamesy-pie" were "a couple". AND had warned the entire female population of the school that Lily was a particularly ferocious girlfriend and to "not try to get near her BOYFRIEND at any cost."
She hated that Black.