A/N

I've decided to dedicate this chappie-writing to Gloobery Gloobery Gumdrops who told me that Sirius was acting…oddly. Therefore, I intend to rectify this situation!

Although now, having finished the chap, I think rectification may come in l8er chappies. But im opening the situation now!

"…so…pretty much, as an abbreviated version to your," she checked her watch, "45 minute story, and, tell if I'm right here, you and Sirus accidentally found this place that can become anything, while running from Filch, and pacing in front of this painting, cornered between Filch and," here, Lily clenched her fists in obvious repression of anger, "Mrs. Noris."

She glanced at James. "The End."

James was amazed that she had been able to condense his story that much. HIS version had consisted of a lot of "and in a fit of understandable fright…" and "…we gaped in utter and total disbelievement and astonishment…" s.

They stared at each other for some time, until Lily's searching eyes found what they were looking for.

"James, Sirius wasn't the only one with you."

James squirmed slightly. Right now, Lily's penetrating gaze that knew truth reminded him so like his mother's. "Well….not exactly…"

"James. Spill."

James grinned inwardly. This would be fun.

"Of course Lily-dearest, if you'll go out with me."

Lily sighed and collapsed backwards into the couch.

"Please just one date!"

"No."

"Just One?"

"In your dreams, slug."

Ouch. James sighed dramatically. "Oh Lily, you know Legilamency? How else could you know you are in my dreams each sorrowful night."

Lily made a face. "Ew. You're sick Potter."

James fake swooned. "Yes! That is it! I'm deathly ill and only a date with you can cure me off my fatal disease."



Lily regarded him. "You know Potter, I think I just may let you die."

James paused, one undetectable moment. Is she serious? This gave him an idea.

"One moment my dear! I shall be back! Soon! Adieu!"

Lily watched him leave. Yeah right. She picked up her bag and was about to leave, but turned, and with a malicious grin on her beautiful face, cast a spell, and turned on her hell, slamming the door behind her.

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"Ok Remus. Cast it. Now."

"James Harry Potter! How DARE you try to order me around!"

"Moony, chill out, it's for the girl of my dreams," and he began to sing (horribly off-key, off-tune, and off-tempo)

"Li-I-ly, Li-I-ly, I just. Met a girl named. Li-I-LEEEEEEEEEE"

Remus sighed. "Prongs, a) the girl's name is Maria. b) you're painfully off. I'd strangle you now. c) you haven't "just" met her, and d) you need my help so stay on my happy side."

"Ok, Moony, NOW can you please enchant us so we know our parts?"

"S-I-G-H. fine."

"Now we're ready to put on the new production by James H. Potter, for the FIRST TIME in history, of Jame-eo and Lili-et!"

He paused and looked around. "Any questions?"

Sirius glared at him. "YES! Why do I have to be the GIRL?"

James sighed. Sirius always gave him problems like this. "Let me explain this to you simply Sirus, let me tell you a secret."

And then, James uttered two frightening words that caused total and uncontrollable HAVOC and CHAOS:

"You're gay."

Yeah, so again, my note at the beginning of this chap. Sorry. Oops. I write it as I go along see, and didn't know how it'd turn out…grimace.

Anyways, review please!!

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M out!