AN sry for not updating. Well. Im doing it now! grin?
LAST TIME
"Now we're ready to put on the new production by James H. Potter, for the FIRST TIME in history, of Jame-eo and Lili-et!"
He paused and looked around. "Any questions?"
Sirius glared at him. "YES! Why do I have to be the GIRL?"
James sighed. Sirius always gave him problems like this. "Let me explain this to you simply Sirus, let me tell you a secret."
And then, James uttered two frightening words that caused total and uncontrollable HAVOC and CHAOS:
"You're gay."
PRESENT TIME
"WHAT!! JAMES-Y! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME??"
"Sorry, Pads, but I think you should inform your fan club."
"WHY OH WHY?"
"….Sirius…I was only joking."
Sirius threw himself at James.
"Oh JAMES! NOW I know the truth! I LOVE YOU!!" Sirius shouted and declared clinging to James who was starting to freak out.
"SIRIUS!! Snap out of it!!" James pleaded.
The commotion was beginning to attract attention. James could only hope that Lily didn't see this.
Sirius was still hanging onto James professing his love to all who could hear, who immediately ran off to spread the news, much to James' horror.
"Now, Potter, I see that this whole time's just been a ruse."
No, James thought. Oh please no. He turned, Sirius now gripping him from behind around his waist, to see Lily Evans, the girl of his dreams, with twinkling, laughing eyes.
"Oh well," she sighed dramatically. "And I was just starting to like you." She turned away.
"No Lily!!"
"Bye Potter!"
Stupid Sirius!
James somehow, managed to trudge up the stairs into the room of Requirement, blushing to high heaven as, everyone they passed were told by Sirius the "James is taking me somewhere private" accompanied with a wink.
Once in the RoR, Sirius detached himself from James and was rolling on the floor laughing hysterically. "Oh Prongs, if u could've seen your face!!"
James, already rather mad, kicked Sirius violently in the shin, and stormed out.
Leaving Sirius with a rather bewildered look on him face.
TO WHERE LILY IS
Everyone she passed was giving her "looks of sympathy" and muttering things like "pursued by a gay", "used", "oh the horror" and "must feel awful". Lily just nodded solemnly and passed with out a word. She retreated into her room, shut the door, and immediately began laughing hysterically.
She had FINALLY gotten rid of them ALL!
Potter couldn't pursue her without it being "a cover-up". Girls would stop glaring at her for "hogging the Prince", and no one would say that she was "ungrateful for the Prince's attention".
Ah. Rumors could save someone.
She overcame her laughter, and checking to see if anyone was around, checked her "PIM sheet" as she refered to it in her head. "Jasbf" hadn't left her a messege as of late. O well.
She took out a quill and wrote Jasbf, Who are you, really?
She waited a minuet and a response appeared.
L-Well, that is relative isn't it?
Jsabf, you don't know what that actually means do you?
L- No, not really.Dang. Now he looked stupid.
Jas, who are you?
L- I….Am….just some guy.HA HA!!
Jas, seriously.Who are you? Ur differnat from the all the guys in our grade.
U mean SIRIUSly?
Jas, that joke ran out in 1st year. And it was bad then too.But, u still have a bad sense of humor. That's the same as EVERY guy.
Ouch.
Come ON!u deserved it!
Ok, to b honest, I don't wannna tell u yet.you're gunna be so mad, ull reject me on the spot!
But u will eventually?
Sure.
Ok, but ill try to use Process of Elimination. Do you have any sisters?GO DEDUCTION!
Yes. U?
One, older, obnoxious. U?Petuniiiiiiaaaaa
1 little, Amy. Cute, non-magical, funny, 9. 2 older: Jackie, 21, Auror in training, and Nicky, 23, in cosmetics, married and 2 boys.
K, ur not Frank, he's an only child. Ha, that must've been hard. Growing up with 3 sisters! Sucker!
Alright, I concede. I am NOT Frank Yerdow.
What's your favorite holiday?
U first.
Hmmmm….New Years. You can start over as fresh and sparkly as the snow.strat out fresh….ish.
Intresting. I think I like Easter best. Me and Amy used to gang up on Jack and Nick to beat them and find most eggs.That was SO much fun. But Ams knows that I've gotta get Lily, so we team up during summer waterfights instead!! GO AMY!!
Lol……cute. But that tells me zip. Dang.
Ha ha.
Grr.
Ull never find out who I am!
I still shudder to think you're James or Sirius.
James read that line and almost chucked the parchment away. And she cud call him "James" to some guy, but not to his face. Ouch.
You know, they're not that bad.
O really?
Yes. And they're not always acting stupid. James really likes you Lily.
………
I've gotta go. Bye Jas!
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James' heart didn't know where to go. Did she leave because she was happy, or angry beyond words that he was really pursueing her?
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Lily almost cried. This was one cruel joke to pull. Her heart was in conflict at Jas' last line. Should she submit to her feelings, or keep playing the game?
AN be back later!
Tell me if u like it please.
And ill be sure to bring the repercussions of Lily's spell back (see chap 7)