December 12, 2008 :: 13 days to go!
Surprisingly, Roy's food fight lasted for hours. It went on to midnight, which extended to dawn, and finally ended at half eight the next morning. Even more shockingly, there wasn't that much mess in the kitchen. It had all landed on objects such as Link, Mario, Pikachu, and Young Link, who refused to participate and were pelted with cake.
Mario spotted a smear of cream on his sleeve, and wiped it away.
"We could convert this house into Food Fight Mansion," Mario said. "We'd make a fortune, that's for sure. Come in after midnight and you get a free cake!"
"Well, Mario," Link replied. "That's the way this house works."
"And that's the way the cookie crumbles!"
"No, Mario!" Link cried. "Please don't start it again. I'm never having a food fight again."
Once the house and the inhabitants were spotless, it was time to laugh at Luigi's pathetic attempts at MarioKart. He set up the Wii and decided to have a go at the Nintendo 64 version again.
"I'll tell you something, Mario," Luigi said, narrowing his eyes. "I will get past Wario Stadium!"