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Disclaimer: Okay…If I Owned Twilight…I would have made Jacob and Billy do a jig.
WARNING: if you have a sane mind, let me remind you that the back button was created for a reason, please turn back if you are completely opposed to hearing the name of a certain male body part.
Edward's POV
Okay…What does Emmett read these days…or maybe watch…Is he gay or something?? My God! And I thought Emmett was weird before but of all the different words there are in the English language did he have to name it penis?!?!!! I totally would go back and take 'someone', as he refers to them, such as my love Rose or Rosalie…something to really piss him off. But no, I had the rotten luck of getting the one named penis!
( Forks High School)
I finally get to school and decided to go straight to class. If Emmett was a sharp as he insisted he was, he's be chasing after me for the return a body part I had obviously taken, no matter how much I didn't want it, I wasn't gonna let a prank such as this go to waste. Going up to him to put the pen back would ruin the entire thing.
I safely entered the premises of my first block without Emmett chasing me down. I did leave the house before he did, it was just a matter of time before his truck came rolling into school grounds, and he had the time to pulverize me. Besides, how would he know EXACTLY where I was?
Alice's POV
Wow. Edward left the house pretty quickly. I wonder if everything's okay. Maybe he got into a fight with Bella, and he has to sort it out. I hope everything's okay. Edward doesn't usually leave for school this early. I guess I'll have to ask Bella later.
I finished grabbing my things. Maybe I should follow him, or at least go to Bella's house.
Edward's POV
Now that I'm thinking about it; I'm over reacting over a PEN!!! Wow, I must be turning into Emmett. His stupidity over these things must be rubbing off on me. Note to self: Stay away from Emmett while he's pulling an Amy₁.
₁ Pulling an Amy – Doing something stupid (not meant to insult anyone named Amy)
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