Georgiaaaaa:): That's awesome! I'm glad it made you laugh. That really makes me very happy.

Edward4eva411: Well here's the update...even if it was a little late which I sincerely appologize for. Thank you!

lozzxxlovesssxxedwardxx: Well, as long as you don't start seizing and end up in the hospital because of it, I guess it's all good. jajajaja, well, here's part of the rest, hopefully everything else will come in the near future.

EmPOV

Oh 'hahaha' Edward thinks he's so funny going and stealing my pens. I mean seriously. You can read it on his face! Well, as long as Rosalie, My love Rose etc. etc. weren't taken, I guess it's all good. Now that I think about. I think Edward has pen 15. Like THAT'S pulling a prank on me. He can keep it for all I care. I have enough pens to last me the rest of the semester, so like I care if I was robbed of a pen. It's just a pen after all.

Maybe I won't tell Edward anything. I mean he's IS my brother…kinda. It's not a big deal. It's not my favorite pen after all I mean, whenever I pull it out in class everyone just gives me this stare. It's pretty creepy if you ask me. It's almost as if there's a hidden message that I'm too oblivious to notice. I mean, I've stared at pen 15 for AGES and no secrets of the underworld have been revealed and whatnot. Maybe it's a human thing. I'll ask Bella someday.

EPOV

Alright, just a couple more minutes before I'm fried. Yeah, I'm dead. NO, it isn't because I stole Emmett's pen, well…Maybe it is…in a way. So I kind of 'borrowed' Emmett's pen without permission as a little joke. But now I've noticed that…I can't find it. It's on school campus probably rolling around somewhere, someone's gonna pick it up, keep it, while Emmett is stuck penis-less. MAN! Maybe I'll just poke around the minds of people at break to see if anyone's found it. Seriously, who ISN'T going to think something of a pen named penis! I definitely would! I'm thinking about it right now! And only part of it is because I lost it!

I've figured out the following. Since I am already screwed, I've figured that if I stick to Emmett's rules about his pens, then maybe, just MAYBE I won't be in as deep a shit as I could be. Yeah! That's exactly what I'll do!

APOV

I have to admit. Of all the things Edward has done. This one is going to be the stupidest! Oh yeah. I JUST had a vision. Although...Emmett might not be too happy with how this entire thing will turn out but, oh well. More for me to laugh at. Right?

Oh man!...Seriously Edward. If you can read my thoughts right now...I have three words for you. 'You're a retard!' that is all.

EPOV

'you're a retard' Wow...that definately came from the mind of Alice. I bet she had a vision that I lost Emmett's...you know...and that he's gonna beat me up or something...Something that makes me retard material. Well, it's only Emmett. FSSH! yeah only Emmett. The one who could probably beat any vampire to a pulp! okay now. I'm officially scared. Maybe I should start on my plan to save my ass as well as Emmett's...even if half of this school probably already knows the name he gave that ONE pen.

Sorry it's short. I could have sworn I had more written and then...well, now that I uploaded it...it's gone! Anyways...Next chapter, Edward's smart plan in his mind and retarded plan in Alice's mind shall be revealed. I should hopefully have it up tommorow...If not, at the very least it should be up soon. Thanks for understanding.