Olivia
5. fuzzy slippers with rubber soles
"Jasper?! You home?!" Olivia Stoppable shut and locked the front door of her and her boyfriend's shared townhouse.
"In the bathroom, Via!"
"Alright!" She entered their bedroom and shed her coat, scarf, hat, gloves, and boots next to her open closet.
The toilet flushed and the faucet could be heard running for about a minute, then silence. Jasper entered the front hall where his girlfriend was and gave her a quick kiss on the lips. "Evening, V."
"Evening, J."
The part-Asian-part-Caucasian man shrugged. "Doesn't bother me s'much as it bothers you..."
Olivia sighed. "I'm going to the kitchen."
Jasper followed.
She stopped in the hallway, making Jasper stop, too. "Want any hot chocolate?"
"Sure."
She walked into the kitchen as he retreated to the living room to brush up on his video game skills.
"Marshmallows or no marshmallows?!," she shouted.
"Marshmallows, please!"
"'Kay!" Once in the kitchen, Olivia began the hot chocolate. She started muttering to herself as she prepared the drinks. "Two cups of milk? Check. Two packets of hot chocolate mix? Check. Marshmallows? Marshmallows... Marshmallows..." Olivia scanned the pantry. "Found 'em! Check. Spoons? Check." She placed the two cups of milk in the microwave and turned it on for a minute and a half.
As she waited, she decided to switch her brown and cream argyle socks for her knee-high, gold and red, fuzzy socks. Quickly washing her hands, she got back to the microwave with...
"23 seconds to spare! New record! A-boo-yah!"
When the 23 seconds were up, Olivia pulled the cups out of the microwave, poured the milk into two glass mugs, and stirred in the contents of the two packets of hot chocolate mix (respectively of course...).
"Jasper! You want your drink in the living room or the kitchen?! Or the bedroom?!"
"Why does it matter?!"
Olivia began walking across the tile flooring of their kitchen. "Because I'm going in the living room to watch The Suite Life of Mack and Toby and I need to knoooooOOOOAAAHHHH!!!!!"
She slipped and landed on her 'rear end', dropping the two glass mugs of hot chocolate, both of them shattering on either side of her.
"Jasper Rin! You GET IN HERE!"
Jasper ran up to the tile and stopped, taking in the sticky hot chocolate, broken glass, and the on-the-floor Olivia. "Are you alright?!," he said, dropping to his knees (being careful not to get any glass lodged in his skin).
Olivia brushed some stray hairs out of her face, then stuck out hand. "Why, thank you. I feel fine, but my b--"
"Are you okay, hot chocolate? I'm sorry she spilled you..."
"What?!"
"Just kidding...," Jasper chuckled. He stood up and took his girlfriend's outstretched hand, pulling their joined appendages behind himself, causing the two to be chest-to-chest. Well... More like... her chest to his abs.. "What I'm not kidding about is the fact that... you need less slippery socks."
"Ugh!" Olivia smiled and playfully swatted his shoulder.
Jasper wrapped her in his arms and laughed. "Hey!" He gave her a small, quick, kiss on the lips. "I'm serious! I wanted my hot chocolate..."
Olivia sighed and relaxed in his embrace.
"...V."
Her expression soured as he chuckled.
That night, they fell asleep almost immediately from the exhaustion of chasing each other around the apartment.
4. more closet space
"Via!"
"What?!"
"... Come here!"
Olivia trudged into her shared bedroom and looked at her boyfriend. "What is it, Jasper?"
"Sometimes... I wish you wouldn't channel your dad so much..."
"Why?"
"... Look at the floor!"
She did. Looking down, she saw...
-her boy shorts lying by the bathroom
-her many T-shirts piled in one corner
-her various pants strewn about by the nightstand
-her shoes thrown by the door
-her shirts and blouses tossed on top of the shoes
Olivia turned back to Jasper. "Hey," she said, shrugging her shoulders. "The system works."
"Not for me. Why don't you put your stuff in the closet where it belongs?"
Olivia crossed her arms. "Well... maybe I could... if... uh... if I... had... more... uh... more... closet space! Yeah!"
Jasper raised an eyebrow. "You're not off the hook..."
Olivia proceeded to dish out the PDP.
Jasper tried not to look, but he just had to. Her big, chocolate brown, puppy dog eyes were too enticing. He finally thought of something. I'm in too deep...The tall, slightly built, 21-year-old, part-Caucasian-part-Asian man couldn't take it. Jasper grimaced. "Agh! I give up! Go ahead! Let it stay on the floor! Leave the Z-Boy Advance lying there, too, for all I care!"
"Thankyou," Olivia replied, setting the Puppy Dog Pout to 'Stand-By'.
3. Play-Space-Portable
"Jasper! You wanna play?!"
"Play what?!"
"Play-Space 2!"
"What game?," Jasper asked, walking into the living in his navy blue flannel pajamas, sipping a cup of coffee.
Olivia bent over to plug in her controller. "BEGO Space Battles. You in?"
"S-sure..."
"Why are you...?" She trailed off when she realized the focus of his attention. "Oh. Enjoying the view, huh?" She plugged in a second controller while sighing, then stood up straight, causing Jasper to shake his head vigorously to clear his mind of... most of his... 'thoughts'...
"So. We playin', or what?," he asked, head now... mostly clear.
"Maybe..."
"What do you mean, 'maybe'?"
"I caught you taking in the view."
"'Taking in the'-- I-- The-- Oh... Look, I'm sorry. I'm a guy. We're internally wired to think of these things."
"Whatever," Olivia said, plopping down on the couch. "Grab a controller."
"Cool." Jasper picked up the silver controller.
"That one's mine!"
"What? I thought you already had one."
"Well, apparently I didn't and still don't..."
Jasper sighed and, rolling his eyes, picked up the blue controller off the floor while tossing the silver one over his shoulder to Olivia.
"Thank you."
"You seriouslyneed to get a PSP."
"A what?"
"A Play-Space-Portable."
"And why do you think that?"
"So I don't have to play this with you all the time. I call Dark Laser!"
Olivia got a teasing smirk on her face. "Oh, you mean 'so I don't have to kick your butt all the time'? That's so sweet... I call R2C2!"
"Whatever you say, Via. Whatever you say..."
Olivia proceeded to kick his butt at BEGO Space Battles.
2. puppy
"Awww... You'w so cu-ute! Yes you awe! Yeah...! Oh...!"
"Via, can we please just go?"
Jasper Rin and his girlfriend, Olivia Stoppable, were in a pet store.
"Not yet, Jasper! I'm lookin' at the puppies!" Olivia went right back to fawning over and cooing to the pups.
Jasper sighed and rolled his eyes, a smile playing at his lips.
A few minutes later, the couple was on their way to their car, newly bought Sippin' Spots milkshakes in hand.
Some of Olivia's vanilla shake dripped out a crack in her cheap, plastic cup. "Man, I wish I had dog right now..."
"...If mall security would let you come inside with 'em...," Jasper said, chuckling before he went back to his shake.
"Oh, ha-ha, Jasper. You're hi-lar-ious. Now hand me a few of those napkins so I can clean it up and cover my shake!"
"Okay! Okay..."
1. RON-E 3-disc DVD
~"R... RON-... E...," RON-E said on-screen.
~RON-E," KIM said in a smooth, robotic tone.
Olivia mouthed the words as they were said.
Jasper leaned over to her as they sat in the theater watching RON-E and whispered, "This is the 8th time we've come to see this movie! Can't we just wait for it to come out on DVD?"
"Shh!," Olivia said.
Yeah... Got the idea for the story when I was reading the Sunday comics...
'Dark Laser' is from Fairly Odd-parents, 'Olivia' is from Kim Possible (owned by Disney), and 'RON-E' is a play off of 'WALL-E' (which is also owned by Disney). Plus, 'PlaySpace-Portable' is a play off of 'PlayStation Portable'. 'The Suite Life of Mack and Toby' is from 'the Suite Life of Zack and Cody'. Another show under Disney's umbrella of ownership!
And, for the record, I doknow the actual names of the Star-Wars characters! R2D2 and Jar-Jar Binks are my all-time favorites! Please note that 'BEGO Space Battles' is a play off of 'LEGO Star Wars' (which we have at my house... yes! totally awesome!).
Just wanted you guys to know that this is basically my list (except for number 3...).
Yes, there's only 5 things. We're in an economic crunch, people! Time to downsize!!
Alright. This story will be updated 1 to 2 times a day until Christmas, when the final chapter will be put up.
Please review (don't make me pull out the PDP...)!
babbitrulez, out!