Temmy
5. Temmunicator
"'Sup, Cals?," Temmy Stoppable asked.
"Not much," Callie Mankey --Temmy's girlfriend-- answered.
"Really? How 'bout Tam? She's not doing anything crazy...?"
"...No...!"
Temmy smirked. "Like that time when she--"
"Stop talking about my dog like that...!," Cal giggled, blushing the whole time."
"And the pizza..."
"Tem...!"
"...and the newspaper..."
"T--"
"...and your hairbrush..."
"Te--"
"...a--"
"Temmy!"
He stopped, but he could tell that she was joking (the fact that she was still laughing uncontrollably... kind of gave it away...). "Man, I wish I could see your face right now...,"
"If you had a Temmunicator you could..."
"You're right! Call you back later, 'kay?
"Uh... O-kay."
They hung up and Temmy ran home. "Dad! Dad! Can you have Uncle Wade fix me up a Temmunicator?!," he shout-asked as he burst through the front door.
4. Fearless Ferret Ultimate Collection (from Revel)
"But I neeeed nacos! I need them or I'll ex-plode! That happens to me sometimes..."
"Fine, you can get an early allowance," Temmy's father said, reaching into his pocket.
"Ron!"
"What? Look at him, Kim!"
She looked at her boy. Everything about him seemed perfectly fine. "I don't see anything."
"He's obviously suffering from naco deprivation...!"
Kim sighed. "Whatever..."
"Boo-yah!," Temmy shouted as he grabbed the money out of his fathers outstretched hand and took off to the mall, where the closest BN was located.
"I blame you for this...," Kim said, shaking her head in disbelief and not looking away from the open door.
"Hey, it's your ADD he's got...," Ron replied, also not removing his gaze from the ajar Stoppable home entrance.
Temmy ran to the Town Center Mall, weaved through large crowds of people, following his nose to the Food Court. As he did this, he was pressed up agaisnt the window of the Revel Comics Store.
Cheek smashed flat, he opened his eyes and saw that, in front of him, was the most beautiful thing he had seen (besides Callie, of course...).
The Fearless Ferret ULTIMATE Collection!!
He stared at it for several minutes as nacos were put on the back burner to be replaced by the huge comic book in all its ferrety goodness.
Temmy got a determined look on his face. "I will have it." He ran home and went to his parents.
Dropping to his knees, he begged them.
"Pleeeease, Mom?"
Okay... More like he tried to sway his mother.
"Yeah, KP. Come on... Let him get it..."
... ... ...With... the help of his dad.
3. titanium reinforced belt
"Great job, Tem!"
"Thanks. You did nice out there, too, Cals!"
Callie blushed, smiled, and said a soft, "Thanks..."
"Y'know, it's amazing that villains are still after the Pan Dimensional Vortex Inducer...," Temmy remarked, tossing the aforementioned device up and down with his right hand.
Callie gave her boyfriend a hug, "I'm just glad you're not hurt..."
Recovering from the initial shock of his girlfriend giving him a hug (reason unknown to all parties --including me, the author--), he carefully wrapped his arms around her and said, "Heh. Me too."
They let go of each other and promptly, Temmy's pants fell around his ankles.
"Aw man!"
2. notebook
Temmy carried a tower of looseleaf papers in his hands that went as high as the top of his head, sitting right in his line of vision. Callie walked next to him as they headed for her house after a day at the library.
"Geez, Cals. All these drawings you keep giving me...? Yeah. Gonna need a notebook soon..."
"Tell ya what. I'll get you one for Christmas."
"Thanks." The stack in his hands then decided at that time to wobble, causing Temmy to take a spill. "Waaagh!"
Callie, looking down at her botfriend, managed to get out between giggles, "Maybe two..."
1. bedroom door deadbolt
"There must be a name for that...," Ron Stoppable said, pointer finger on chin. "Maybe...! No." He got a puzzled look on his face, then switched to a look of pure 'Eureka!'-ness. "Wait! I got it!" Looking happy and disbelieving (all at the same time...!), he exclaimed, "Text-a-post-i-chat-a-mmunication!"
"He-ey! Nice one!," Kim Stoppable commented as she rummaged through Temmy's dresser drawers.
As Temmy Stoppable sat on his bed,
-texting his friend, Jose Renton,
-posting pictures of Callie Mankey on his MyPlace page,
and
-online chatting with Lara Load,
this thought crossed through his mind: mental note: add bedroom door deadbolt to Christmas list...