Jamie
5. blue, long-sleeved turtleneck
"Nice turtleneck, Ronnie!," Jamie Stoppable commented as they sat next to each other in class.
"Thanks. It's Dad's old one!," Ronnie Stoppable said.
"No wonder it looked so big...!"
"Jamie!"
"What?"
"..." Ronnie sighed. "Nothing..."
"Hey. Where d'you think he got it...?"
"Why? You want one?"
"... Maybe..."
4. stuffed animal
"Well, Mom says we have to work our way up...," Jamie explained.
"And... you're starting with--"
"Yes, Spence. We're starting with dogs," Ronnie said.
Four 12-year-olds were walking 5 dogs of various sizes on the sidewalk under the outstretching trees located close to Lake Acworth (AN: actually... you're not supposed to have dogs on Acworth Beach -- Acworth Beach and Lake Acworth are the same place...)
Spencer had Charlie, a full-grown St. Bernard, on a leash.
Ronnie (on the right side of Spencer) kept a firm grip on Jacque (a two-year-old Jack Russell Terrier) and Dena (a 4-year-old Chihuahua).
Jamie (on the right side of Ronnie) held the leash of Bear, a 3-year-old black lab mix.
Taiji (beside Jamie) was walking Ally, a one-year-old Italian greyhound.
"You are gonna split the money with us, right?," Taiji asked with his slight Japanese accent.
"No, Tai," Jamie answered.
"We're gonna use you guys...," Ronnie said.
"...and keep all the money for ourselves," the twins said together.
"Right. Stupid question..."
A small black cat ran across the sidewalk in front of the quartet.
"That's never a good sign..."
"Why are you so superstitious, Spence?," Ronnie asked.
"I could be superstitious... or right!," Spencer exclaimed as a squirrel scampered onto the sidewalk and, having gotten his acorn, scurried away down the path.
"Oh, come on!," Taiji said. "Nothing haaAAAAHHHH!!!"
All five dogs ran towards the squirrel and onto the sand, dragging the tweens behind them.
When they lost sight of the rodent, they tried to stop, but had no traction on the dry sand.
The end result? Bear, Ally, Dena, Jacque, Charlie, Ronnie, Jamie, Taiji, and Spencer all in the water.
"We've always wanted a dog...," Ronnie started.
"...but this is too much!," Jamie ended.
"No live dogs for us!," Ronnie said, crossing her arms.
Jamie also crossed her arms.
"Only stuffed!," they shouted together.
3. supersonic snowboard (plz note that this is the Christmas before the final chapter...)
"Xtreme Xmas!," Jamie shouted.
"Uhhh... I'm not sure your father wants to see the show that replaced Snowman Hank...," Kim said.
"Got that right...," Ron grumbled.
"Oh well. I'll watch by myself."
"You don't have to do that," Temmy said, walking into the room.
"Temmy!"
"Yup." He sat down Native American style. "What're we watching?"
"Xtreme Xmas."
"Oh, that! I've seen most of the reruns, but there's still one I haven't seen..."
"Which one's that?"
"The pilot..."
Jamie picked up the remote, went to 'info' and found that the name of the episode was 'Pilot'.
"Well. Aren't I lucky?"
"Yup."
Temmy and Jamie watched Xtreme Xmas until they saw Sheila, then Shego, grab a snowboard from a boarder, say 'This'll do!', and snowboard off.
"--extreme! Follow 'er...," the host said.
"That... would be soooo COOL!!," Temmy and Jamie said in awe.
2. Tomb Trashers IV: Day of the Undead
"Holy cow! Taiji, look!"
"What?," Taiji said, moving to where Jamie was browsing some video games.
"This!"
"What is 'this'?"
Jamie pointed to a game. "Thi-is!"
Taiji leaned down a bit to read the title. "Tomb Trashers." He looked at Jamie, confused. "Don't you already have this game?"
"No. I have Tomb Trashers, Tomb Trashers Eye Eye, and Tomb Trashers Eye Eye Eye. What I don't have is Tomb Trashers Eye Vee."
"'Eye Vee'? Jamie, that's the Roman numeral 4!"
Jamie got in line to purchase the game. "Meh. I was never really good at English. There was a time when-- Oh! The line's moving!"
"Do you have the money?"
Jamie stopped. "Oh, that reminds me. Can I borrow five bucks?" She turned towards Taiji and put her hand out, palm up, towards him.
"No, I don't," he answered, closing Jamie's hand into a fist and pushing it back towars her.
"Darn! I spent most of my allowance on nacos...!"
"Extra cheese?," Taiji asked, placing a hand on one of her sagging shoulders.
"Extra cheese...," she whined, sulking.
1. naked mole rat
Ron Stoppable sat in his living room, telling his twin daughters a story from his teen years. "So then Rufus--"
"Wait. Who's Rufus, Dad?," Jamie asked.
"Yeah. I don't remember you telling us about him...," Ronnie said.
"Really? I thought I told you guys about Rufus when you were three..." Ron scratched his head.
"Dad? We were three," Ronnie said.
"How do you remember stuff at three?"
"Yeah, I guess you can't... Alright. Rufus was my naked mole rat."
"Cool!," Jamie exclaimed.
"How'd you get him?"
"Hmm... Wait a sec." Ron rushed out of the room.
"What do you think he's doing, Jamie?"
"No... i... dea..."
Ron came running back into the room, carrying his wife.
"Wha? What are you doing, Ron?!"
"I'm telling my little girls about Rufus," he answered, setting down his wife.
"And that has to do with me... how?," Kim asked, straightening her pants.
"You're gonna help me."
"What would I be--" Kim caught the sly grin on his face. "Oh. No. No. I am not gonna do that!"
"Come on... The twins need to know about the most valuable member of Team Possible...!"
Kim sighed. "Fine..."
"Okay. One. Two. A-one, two, three, four.
"Yo, listen up, hap a holla from Ron!
"Naked Mole Rap is the name of the song!
"Word!," Kim said.
"Here's the story, in all it's glory.
"Ain't hidin' nothin'.
"Don't know what the truth is, how Ron met Rufus.
"Never heard a cat bark.
"Never heard a puppy purr.
"My dad's allergic to every kind o' fur.
"So I searched for hairless pets on the internet.
"Saw a j-peg of a pink thing.
"Gonna need sunscreen!
"What is that?
"That freaky thing?"
"Yes, that's right.
"It's a naked mole rat."
"C'mon, y'all.
"Let my girl sing."
"Listen to the naked mole rap."
"Uh-huh. What is that?
That freaky thing."
"Yes, that's right, it's a naked mole rat."
"Hey, wait. I can't hear my girl sing."
"Listen to the naked mole rap.
"Yo, kick it, uh."
"I heard-a Smarty Mart was havin' a sale,
"on a hairless pink rodent with a long, skinny tail.
"It seemed to be that this could be the solution.
"The perfect pet for my dads sensitive constitution.
"So the manager came
"to open the cage.
"He said, 'You know this pet's hairless.'
"I said, 'I couldn't care less.'
"Handed him to me, said, 'Be careful, don't drop it.
"'And do you want this cage?'
"'No, I'll keep 'im in my pocket!"
"Yay-hey!"
"What is that?
"That freaky thing?"
"Yes, that's right.
"It's a naked mole rat."
"C'mon, y'all. Let my girl sing."
"Listen to the naked mole rap."
"What is that?
"That freaky thing?"
"Yes, that's right, it's a naked mole rat."
"A-gonna buy me
some bling-bling."
"Listen to the naked mole rap."
"Can I get a 'booyah'?"
"Booyah."
"A-can I get a 'booyah'?"
"Booyah!"
"Look at the camera,
"say 'cheese'."
"Cheese!"
"Smile for the camera,
"say 'cheese!'.
"We go to Bueno Nacho,
"chimerito and a naco.
"Always grande size it.
"Why not, I'm buyin'.
"Rufus in my pocket.
"Ya can't stop it,
"can't top it,
"don't drop it,
"ya might just just pop it.
"Rufus and Ron Stoppable,
"with our best friend--"
"And wife."
"--Kim Possible."
"Stoppable."
"We're not afraid of any attack.
"I said, 'Yo, KP.
"We gotcha back!'."
"Hiya!"
"What is that?
"That freaky thing?"
"Yes, that's right.
"It's a naked mole rat."
"C'mon y'all. Let my girl sing."
"Listen to the naked mole rap."
"Uh. Uh. What is that
"super freaky thing?"
"Yes, that's right.
"It's a naked mole rat."
"Whoo!
"Come on y'all.
"Let my girl sing!"
"Listen to the naked mole rap!
"Listen to the naked mole rap!
"Mwah!
"Buh-bye!," Kim said, blowing her daughters a kiss and walking out the room.
Ron stood there, catching his breath.
It was silent in the room as Ronnie and Jamie stared at their father, eyes bugging out and mouth open for flies.
"..."
"..."
"..."
Silence. Until...
"WoooOOOOOOOooow...," Ronnie said.
"..."
"..."
"I want a naked mole rat!," Jamie exclaimed.
Yeah... I posted it really late at night. So sue me. ... That... was just an... expression. Please. Don't. Sue. Me. I'm. Broke. Alright... Since I didn't have enough whimsy on Christmas morning (or time...) to write the finale, I've decided to post it the day after Christmas. And oh boy, do I gots some inspiration for you! (bad grammar...) I was hanging out with 1 of my aunts, 2 of my uncles, Mom, Dad, my little brother, 3 of my cousins, 2 of my cousins' cousins, 2 of my cousins' uncles, 2 of my cousins' aunts, and a baby...! Aaliyah is so adorable!!!!!!!!!! (that's the baby...) Just so you know, my 3 cousins I hung out with were iGothic, GoldenRyuu, and their brother (who doesn't have an account, i don't think...). Alright. So. Updated the day after Christmas. Or... There might be so much awesomness packed into the chapter that I might have to post it on Saturday...
babbitrulez, out!