My Thoughts On:
Kairi's Keyblade
OH. MY. FRICKEN. GOD!!
What the SMOOF is up with that thing!!
Not only is it utterly disgusting and revolting, but it makes NO SENSE AT ALL!!
I mean, let's take a look here:
Keyblades go to Keyblade masters. Sora gets one, and so does Roxas. Riku can have one too. And sure, why not give King Mickey one? He's cool enough. And although they aren't featured the actual game (I wish!) Xoras, Kuxir, Xed and Xradenom can have Keyblades too!
But Kairi? NO EFFING WAY!
So what if she's the heartthrob of Riku and Sora? So what if she's some 'princess of heart' and has a pure heart and all that smoof? SHE NO GET KEYBLADE! D:
And WTS is up with the DESIGN!?
It's PINK AND GOLD! With FLOWERS! And RIBBONS! It's the gayest thing I've ever seen since Marluxia's choice of hair dye!! I mean, if they HAVE to give the darn girl a Keyblade, they could've at least given her a cool one! I mean, do they realize how many girls probably got ticked off because of that thing?
NEWS FLASH: Just because we're girls doesn't mean we like foofy-foofy-pony-gumdrop-rainbow gay Keyblades!!
ARGHHHHHH!!
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Yeaaaaahh…I REALLY needed to get that out of my system. :3
But seriously, it bugs me! Kairi shouldn't've gotten a Keyblade, darnit! And it looked so HORRIBLE!! D: