HWN: and we're back
Nami: So?
HWN:-tapes Nami's mouth shut- Now Here's Rosalina.
Rosalina comes in and sees Bowser.
Rosalina: Hi bowser.
Bowser: -goes in his shell-.
Ichigo: ok... first Q's from LuigiHamtaro16
Hi! I have a few questions for the gang!
Mario: Are you aware that you're head is shaped like a tomato?
Luigi: Why are you the awesomest character ever, at all?
Bowser Jr.: Do you only hate Mario because you're dad does? Do you have a goal other than being evil?
Waluigi: Why are you such a dork? You look like a purple toothpick.
Wario: You hate Mario, but do you hate Luigi?
Luigi: YOU TOTALLY ROCK!! Wait, that's not a question...
Luigi: Do you think Mario is ugly? I do.
Luigi: Hi Wigi!! How many fans do you have anyways?
Daisy: Have you ever noticed that you and Luigi are total opposites? Same with Mario and Peach. Why do you like each other?
Mario: Hi. As you've probably guessed, i don't like you much. You're ok though. Anyway, why are you so fat compared to Luigi? Do you eat more than him or what? Please don't be to mad at me for disliking you. You're pretty cool I guess...
Yoshi: I don't know which Yoshi I'm talking to, so I have questions for both. For the cute baby Yoshi: Do you still call Luigi "Mama Luigi?" For the Yoshi who saved Mario and Luigi: Could you eat Mario? Have you tried?
Luigi: Sorry. Last question. What happened to Yoshi? There's the yoshi that saved you when you were little, and the one who called you "Mama Luigi," so what happened? Which one is answering the questions? HUGE FAN! YOU ARE AWESOME!
-LuigiHamtaro16
Mario: Should I care?
Peach: I wonder if Tomato Juice comes out of his head..
Mario: -stares at Peach-
Luigi: Because I'm Supa!
HWN: Have you been hanging around Franky?
Luigi: maybe...
Bowser Jr.: Yeah. Is killing my dad a goal?
Rosalina: that is one messed up kid.
Waluigi: Because of people like you. Screw you!
Wario: why would i?
Luigi: uhh ok. I shouldn't even answer that.. Alot!
Daisy: And your point is?
Rukia: Your a bitch.
Daisy: -punches Rukia- because we like each other.
Mario:Becasue i'm Shorter.
Yoshi: ??
HWN: yeah we should just move on.
Renji: yeah. Next Q's from carlo707
mario:
have any idea what happen in brooklyn along
with pauline?
luigi: you up for vacation on isle delfino?
peach: who is your first
king or queen of your
royal bloodline
bowser: the training
will not work effectively on
your army, sorry it the best I can
to
provide services to darkland.
rosalina: hey what's up,
how life in space doing
well?
nami: I found a cursed fruit
but had no idea what
it do, so I bringing it to you and
the
payment to keep it secure is all the
treasure I found since
it a cursed fruit.
Do Not Let Luffy Or Anyone Else To Eat!
ending message...
Mario: Pauline Still lives there. She visits sometimes.
Luigi: Ehh I guess.
Peach: My Mom and Dad.
Bowser: ok.
Rosalina: yo. It's good but i like to visit Bowser once in awhile.
Bowser: your the devil!
Nami: Ok. -glares at Luffy- got that?
Luffy: Yeah. ok.
Mario: Next Q's from Spidey3000
Yay! My review was used!
Peach: I don't even know what I meant by that question anymore.
Bowser: Are you and Peach even genetically close enough to reproduce? And wouldn't you're babies kill her, with all the spikes?
Toad: Why doesn't the king give you weapons to protect the princess with?
Luigi: Did you know you've become more popular than Mario on this site? I like you and him both equally though...
Daisy: I saw you in Super Mario Strikers...-drools-
Birdo: Why haven't I seen you as a boss anymore? And what happened to yoru giant robot? (Super Mario Bros 2)
Bowser Jr: Remember that time Bowser died, then Mario chased you all the way to the last world, and you ressurected him so you could gang up on Mario, but he simply jumped over both of you and then jumped on the switch to dump you into the lava? Yes, I was playing New Super Mario Bros that day! -evil laughter-
Peach:Wow.-mumbles-retard
Rukia: you have issues.
Bowser: No. I'm a lizard And yes that would happen.
Toad: we have a king? last time I checked we had that woman over there.-points to peach-
Luigi: Yeah. I hope this popularity gets me a new game.
Daisy: Hands off. Besides You should see Rosalina in her outfit.
Birdo: I'm good now. Destroyed it. it was useless.
Bowser Jr.: yeah. but it's not really apart of the actual story.
Rukia: Last Q's From Michieru Berujironu
Ok, this turned from Ask Mario into QUESTIONAIRE... But I'm not complaining.
Mario: So you're the hero. Who cares? All you do is jump and eat. Eat a mushroom, you grow big. Eat a flower, you get the ability to throw fireballs. Eat this, eat that, blah blah blah...
Luigi: I like you better because of how cute you are! XD gets shot by anti-gay/bi army -- Go kill yourselves, buttholes... Anyway, why, Luigi, why does Nintendo throw you on the sidelines and try to pretend you don't exist?
Peach: You're a , end of story. Why are you such a ?
Daisy: Are you sure you're in love with Luigi? I mean it was that Mario that saved you, so I'm shocked that you're not in love with him like every other girl in the world.
DK: You have your own game series now, so does that mean the rivalry between you and Mario has finally ended.
Diddy Kong: How did you and DK come to meet anyway? You were just there in Donkey Kong Country, they never said why or anything.
Yoshi: Did you know that Kirby's almost like you. He eats everything he sees. But he's a marshmellow. So would you eat him because he's a marshmellow, perverted pun NOT intended?
Bowser: You really need to give up on Peach. One, she's a . Two, she's infaturated with Mario. Three, you and Peach aren't even scientifically compatable. She's a human and you're a dragon/turtle thing. So why are you so in love with her, it makes no sense.
Bowser Jr.: How were you born? Were you born by magic like the rest of the Koopa Kids or was it something else? And why do you insist Peach is your mommy?
Ichigo: What are you doing here? This is a Mario question and you're from Bleach. Well never mind... What were you thinking when Rukia jumped into your window for the first time? A hot chick like that coming out of nowhere into your window... Why did you kick her?!
Rukia: Why do you deal with this meathead? He's a total moron. He kicked you when you were coming in the window for the first time! Most guys would've flirted with you. So why did you decide to stick around, besides the fact he had spiritual energy, you ran out, and then you had to make him a shinigami?
Renji: Your bankai is kickass! Why does Byakura not see that... even if my guy's moves on an RP site are based off his bankai... It's hard to copy yours Renji. Yours is unique. Byakura's is easier to Wiki XD
Luffy: OMG, IT'S THE RUBBER MAN FROM ONE PIECE! Of all the things you could've done in your anger at Shanks, why did you eat the devil fruit?! And where is Zolo or Sanji? I'd love to talk to them, they're cool!
Nami: I have treasure, but to get it, you have to go through a maze covered to the brim in booby traps of various kinds such as spikes, flamethrowers, arrows, acid, lava, poisonous gas, monsters, etc. However, the treasure is worth more then that of five One Pieces put together. So... would you do the maze? XD
Mario: tha fuck is a Questionaire? Oh and screw you.
Luigi: they don't know my supa power.
HWN: I'm sending you to therapy.
Peach: Screw you.
Daisy: yes. we have engagement rings. well Mario is too short for my taste.
Mario: piss off!
DK: it's been over.
Diddy: Family Reunion.
Yoshi: No. Never.
Bowser: Wow doesn't someone have issues.
Bowser Jr.: The old fashioned way.
Ichigo: Don't have anything to do. Ahh a Samurai Burgler. Didn't know who she was
Rukia: Because He's hopeless without me.
Renji: thanks. He's too stuck up.
Luffy: I thought it was food. There not here but zoro and Robin will be here next time.
Nami: Are you stupid?
HWN: R&R.
Rosalina: flame and i'll torture you like i torture bowser.
HWN:... anyway. Zoro and Robin will be here Next time.
