Dark Willow and Crazy Pants Tara

by Haxan

Uh-oh. Dark Willow's on a murderous rampage again but this time she's brought company! A lighter alternative side to the end of Season Six. W/T pairing. On going drabble series. Now includes Anya's Xmas Special!

3. Bullets Bad Slayer Bouncy

Three – Bullets Bad. Slayer Bouncy.

Xander thought that since he lived on a Hellmouth, nothing could surprise him anymore.

He was wrong.

Warren surprised him when he brought out a gun. (He was pretty sure that was kinda cheating.)

Buffy surprised him when she got shot.

Willow surprised him by appearing by his side all back in black with the witchy eyes.

But Tara surprised him the most.

"Bouncy!" giggled Tara.

"Um…is this some kind of New Age-y CPR?" asked Xander, watching the blonde jump up and down on the prone bleeding Slayer. "Except with feet?"

"Bouncy! Bouncy! Bouncy!" replied Tara.

"…help me…" whimpered Buffy.

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AN- Cheers for the feedback guys! Glad you're getting a kick out of this as much as I am writing it. And oops! Sorry about the computer screen, Melanacious! :D (hands out virtual wet wipes)