Because you asked for it. XD
The fangirls were devastated.
And sad.
But mostly devastated.
Issun was dead? It couldn't be! Clover would never let that happen!
...But Requiem would.
"A-Ammy..." he choked out. "I-I-I see...the light..."
"Go into the light, biotch!" she cheered, doing cartwheels around Issun's body.
"Okay," he said and died.
And there was much rejoicing.
Not really, though.
Ammy, to keep up her whole "I'm da saver of Japan/Nippon/the-place-that-bombed-Hawaii" look, broke down and cried.
A single tear fell on Issun.
"HEH LIVES!" rejoiced Mary Sue #1.
"WE MUST HUGGLEGLOMP HIM AND DRAW KAWAII PICTURES OF HIM!!!1!!1" screamed Mary Sue #2.
"KAWAII IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FETCH!" yelled Mary Sue #1.
For our convenience, and for Requiem's convenience, since she gets tired of leaning up to press the # key, we'll call her Crystal.
And her friend was named Destiny Serenity Iluvmewhataboutyou?.
"Yee-eah..." Ammy looked around warily. "Let's go."
And so she picked up Issun and ran off.
And she ran as far as she could.
And she soon arrived at Kamui.
And crashed into Oki. "Whew...I wonder if we're safe from the Sues..."
"Watch it!" Oki snarled.
And then he fainted, for Ammy's pelt sparkled in the sun with the intensity of a thousand suns.
Ammy hurriedly dragged him into his igloo and looked around for Crystal and the Chick With the Long Name.
They weren't in sight.
Lucky little bitch...
And so they went inside Oki's igloo and warmed up and waited for Oki to thaw out, for it was very cold outside.
Very cold.
Stupidly cold.
Very stupidly cold.
But that's beside the point.
Anyway.
Ammy waited by the fire. Thinking.
Issun hopped off her nose and stood by the fire.
Ammy grinned.
Evilly.
She grinned evilly in an evil way.
She quickly kicked him with her paw and pushed him into the fire.
And Issun was roasted and was DEADZIES.
Again.
And then Oki woke up...er...thawed out.
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!?" Oki screamed, making a My Immortal reference.
If you don't know what My Immortal is, you fail. XD