You only wish you were me.

To be this charming, good looking,

I'm all that you see.

I know that you want it

And I can give it. If I want to.

There are so many that want to be with me.

So many to screw, so little my time.

But you know you want it.

Everyone wants it.

How can they now?

Pssh, I'm me.

Yet, what's strange is

The line that was has dwindled away.

And the number that wants to do me

Has started to fade.

What in God's name is wrong with you?

Look at me!

Everyone wishes to be with me!

I suppose the world's playing hard-to-get.

I won't wait forever, but I do love a chase.

And soon enough, they'll be back again.

Kissing my feet, begging of me,

To let them experience the night of their life…

Afterall, who could blame them?

I mean, don't you see?

Everyone only WISHES they could be with me.

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Yet another challenge from GS. The criteria:

A drabble about how Mayx wants everyone to screw him, but no one actually likes him.

I'm very sure I got his attitude right: snobby, self-centered, and a bit pompous. If I didn't, I'm sorry, QX. (sweatdrop)

Mayx is an OC that belongs to Original Queen Xalele.