Dark Willow and Crazy Pants Tara

by Haxan

Uh-oh. Dark Willow's on a murderous rampage again but this time she's brought company! A lighter alternative side to the end of Season Six. W/T pairing. On going drabble series. Now includes Anya's Xmas Special!

10. Bits of Buffy

Ten - Bits of Buffy

"Ugh…" groaned Buffy as she gingerly sat up.

"Buffy! You're okay!" gasped Xander.

"Buffy." Willow smiled briefly. "Hey."

"I…feel…so…funky…"

"Yep." confirmed Willow. "You kinda got shot."

"Shot? Oh! Warren! Gun!"

"Yeah, but don't worry I removed the bullet."

Xander nudged Willow.

"And possibly your…erm… appendix…" she reluctantly admitted.

Xander nudged her again.

"…aaaand just a little of your spleen…"

"…kidney…" Xander whispered helpfully.

Willow rolled her eyes, but since they were currently ebony pools of darkest magic no one could tell.

"Whatever."

Buffy looked very queasy. "B-but…I…had ….my…appendix …removed …when …I …was… eight…" she groaned.

Then she threw-up on Xander.

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AN- Yep, Willow totally flunked Psychic Surgery 101. Cheers for the FB guys and for those who might be wondering, Tara will be returning in the next drabble. Hoppy Toads! :)