"Hello Olette. Pence and Hayner.
Life at the castle, is a drainer.
I'm always running, from the Heartless.
And when they get in my room they make such a big mess.
Demyx's annoying. Xaldin's scary.
Around Larxene, I'm always wary.
And there are strange sounds, from Xemnas' bedroom.
People say that he's gay but that can't be true…right?
Marluxia's really…quite sadistic.
And I think Saix…practices cannibalism.
I think Lexaeus uses steroids.
And Zexion's really quite paranoid.
Luxord's always trying to get my Munny.
And 'accidental shots', Xigbar, aren't that funny.
Vexen's trying to get me to drink weird things.
And if Axel burns something else of mine I will scream.
So as you see, life is peachy.
And if you can, PLEASE GOD HELP ME.
Write me back real soon, just because,
Life fricken sucks at The Castle That Never Was."
Sincerely, Roxas
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LOL…poor Roxy.
This drabble is set to the tune of the song 'Camp Grenada', I think it's called. So if you didn't quite get it before, try reading it again.
Also, lately I've been running low on ideas. So, if you have any ideas for drabbles, or poems, or songs, or if you want your stories/poems featured in this, please PM me or let me know in your reviews!