Dark Willow and Crazy Pants Tara

by Haxan

Uh-oh. Dark Willow's on a murderous rampage again but this time she's brought company! A lighter alternative side to the end of Season Six. W/T pairing. On going drabble series. Now includes Anya's Xmas Special!

16. So NOT Buffy

Sixteen – So NOT Buffy

"Hello Willow my-best-friend-who-has-recently-turned-gay-and-is-also-a-witch." chirped Buffy.

Then she looked down at her (very, very generous) bosom and pouted.

"Please unhand my ta-tas for only Master Warren, who-is-mighty-and-manly may touch them."

"Gaaaaahhhh!!" shuddered Willow.

"Hey! She's you!" Dawn nudged Buffy standing beside her. "A really skanky you!"

"Gaaaaahhhh!!" shuddered her (rather less endowed) sister.

"Heeeello cat-suit!" Xander drooled. "Why don't you wear a cat-suit, Buff…eek!"

Wow. Buffy sure had a tight grip.

"Because I like it when the vampires are NOT staring at my breasts?" she snarled.

"…unless their name is Spike…" muttered Dawn under her breath.

Luckily, Buffy had selective hearing.

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AN- Did a lil edit so it flows a bit better. (This one was kinda driving me buggy.) A big hearty cheers for the feedback guys! And yep, Warren had some spare parts lying around and thought it might be a better alternative to the Warren-bot. Although I'm sure Buffy might not agree... :)