Seventeen – Weapons of Mass Destruction
The Buffy-Bot however, had perfect hearing.
Suddenly a shrill alarm filled the air.
"ALERT! ALERT!" she said in a metallic voice. " TARGET-BIMBO-SLAYER-WITHIN-SENSOR-PROXIMITY!"
"Bimbo?!" bristled Buffy.
"OPERATION-GOOSE-CHASE-RESCINDED. CODE-BLONDE-BOMB-SHELL-ACTIVATED!"
Something began to hum.
Dawn frowned. "Hey, is that coming from the cat-suit?"
Then she squeaked when the impressive bust suddenly popped open to reveal two protruding cannons.
"Well, that's…strangely disappointing." Xander said, quickly backing away.
"MULTI-WARHEAD-TA-TAS-PRIMED" droned the Bot. "TARGET-LOCKED."
The cannons swiveled upon the rapidly retreating figures.
"EXTERMINATE!"
Buffy groaned as two missiles shot towards her.
"I am soooo going to STAKE Warren…" she muttered and dived to the ground.
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AN- I'm baaaack and I've survived the crazy. I have a garden now! I've never had a garden before. The words 'must get lawn mower' are now in my vocabulary. I'm still giddy about it. :)