Dark Willow and Crazy Pants Tara

by Haxan

Uh-oh. Dark Willow's on a murderous rampage again but this time she's brought company! A lighter alternative side to the end of Season Six. W/T pairing. On going drabble series. Now includes Anya's Xmas Special!

18. Buffy Go Boom

Eighteen – Buffy Go Boom

Buffy covered her head as the missiles just missed her.

Then her eyes widened as they arced through the sky and turned back, heading straight for her.

"Y'know…there's something screwy going on here." Xander said.

"£&#!!" Buffy replied before diving under the deadly weapons again.

"Ohhhh! It's like Slayer seeking missiles!" exclaimed Dawn, watching her sister run past with the missiles in hot pursuit.

"Yes. Master Warren, who-is-mighty-and-manly-and-a-demon-in-the-sack created them especially to destroy the bimbo." the Buffy-Bot chirped helpfully.

Suddenly Buffy popped up in front of her.

"STOP…CALLING…ME…A…BIMBO!!" she panted.

Then ducked.

The missiles kept going.

Buffy-Bot blinked.

Then exploded.