Shut Up And Sleep With Me
Standard Disclaimer Applies.
Standard Warnings Apply. Reference, please look at Chapter One.
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"Well, I heard that the work here is so busy, so keep on your toes!" Ino said as she straightened out Sakura's clothes. Sakura looked at her with narrowed eyes. "Yeeeek, you sound like my mother." The blonde woman put her hands on her hips. "It's good that I do or else you'd be living on the streets!" Her best friend rolled her eyes and shrugged. "Yeah, yeah."
"Hrm. What time is it?" Ino said as she looked around desperately for a wall clock. And to think that a place like this would at LEAST have a clock somewhere.
Sakura shrugged once again and then looked out the window. "Mm. I'd say around three." Ino snorted. "What, you're a human clock?" "Nah. There's a clock on Sasuke-san's desk."
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"AH!! I'm going to be late for the photo shoot!" The model screamed as she ran in circles. She ran over to Shikamaru and gave him a quick peck on the cheek. "I'll be back for Sakura-chan!" "I'm not a baby." The blonde just laughed as she waved to her pouting friend. Sakura saw her best friend's slender back as she ran towards a taxi. The girl then walked over to the vending machine and pushed a button.
She sighed. "…Busy, huh?" She opened her coke can and took a sip before grumbling, "Yeah, right."
Chapter Two:
Paperwork is (Fucking) Troublesome
I hate paperwork.
I wouldn't hate it so much if it was AT LEAST edible.
And if did nothing but give you headaches.
…I don't like eating headaches.
…Snooooooore-
BONK!
"Ow! Teme!"
"The day didn't even start yet and you're already tired." Sasuke stated as he slapped Naruto in the back of the head using the papers. He then threw the papers on the floor, and pointed at them, stated, "Now pick that up, peasant." Naruto's jaw dropped on the floor. "You bastard! Who died and made you king of assholes, eh?! I saw you throw it on the floor!" "You must have been imagining things." "DAMN YOU, TEME!"
BONK!
Naruto fell to the floor in his own puddle of blood. Next to him laid the object thrown at his head. What was the wonderful and useful item called? A trashcan!
"You guys are so loud." Sakura hissed as she started to crumple up paper and throw it at Naruto and Sasuke in an immature way. "Why did Ino have to leave me with you idiots? This is so freaking boring!"
"Well, this 'freaking boring job' is what's keeping food on your table." Sasuke retorted earning a murderous from the pink haired girl. "You're lucky you're my boss." He smirked in reply. 'Very lucky.' Was all he thought as he put on glasses and read the papers that were just laid on the desk.
Sakura grumbled something along the lines of, 'Naruto's right' and 'King of Assholes'. Sasuke looked at the desk across him to see a huge pile of paper. The Uchiha then looked at his servant- he meant, best friend, and said,
"Go check what that pile of paper is."
The female worker looked at Sasuke from the floor. 'Scare-dy cat.'
Naruto raised an eyebrow and shrugged. He got up and walked over to the pile. "Uhhh." He sent Sasuke a 'help me look' but…
'Damn it, STOP PRETENDING TO BE WORKING!!!'
Sakura sweat dropped as she decided to sit on Sasuke's desk and watch him stare at the paper. Yeah, he was just staring at the flat thing and moving his pen. It only made him look like he was writing. The Haruno shook her head. 'How do they get work done here?'
Naruto took a ruler from the pile of paper's desk and poked it with it.
"…"
Poke.
"…"
Poke. Poke. Poke.
"…"
….POKE. POKE. POKE. POKE.
"…"
…JAB. JAB. JAB. JAB.
…Stab.
"OW. WHAT THE FUCK." The pile of paper's seemed to have screamed as it rustled, causing Naruto to jump back and let go of the ruler.
Guess where the ruler landed?
"Ow." Sasuke muttered as he rubbed his bleeding forehead. His glare was directed at Naruto. "Get back to work." "B-" "NOW!"
"…I need to use the bathroom." The blonde said after a long, unsettling silence. He was about to leave the room when a pen was thrown at his head.
"Stop shirking."
Sakura looked to see Gaara twirling another thirty dollar pen at his head. He grunted a, "Hmph." and went back to writing.
"Sakura."
The said girl jumped up. "Ah h-hai."
"Do you go to school?"
The girl raised an eyebrow. "Well, I skipped a grade, so I already graduated." She laid more papers on Sasuke's desk. "Why do you ask?"
Sasuke shrugged. "No reason, really." He put his lips on his coffee mug but realized something. "Sakura."
"Hai?"
"…Coffee."
A warmth came into her heart when she felt herself roll her eyes. It felt as if he knew these guys forever. She took the still warm coffee mug and grinned. "Yeah, yeah."
When all had heard the door closed, some sighs of relief were released.
The mountain of papers fell to the floor to reveal a rather tired-looking Neji. "…She doesn't remember, huh."
"We were her sempai. I didn't expect her, too." Gaara murmured as the pencil he was writing with broke. Naruto grinned and whispered, "You sooooo were."
Sasuke shook his head. "We skipped a grade, too. We were then two grades ahead of her."
Naruto sighed and put his hands behind his neck. "Besides, we went to that prestigious school. They went to the other one." The Uchiha snorted. "Well, if it wasn't for my parents pitying you, you'd be an even bigger imbecile than what you are now."
The blonde grinned and held up his cup of orange juice. "Yup!" … "Wait, WHAT?!" Neji smirked as he brushed off a piece of paper of his shoulder. "He just insulted you, dumbass." "Oh. Wait, no, that's a bad thing. DAMN YOU, TEME!" "Good thing you went to school."
"Ah, here's your coffee." Sakura said as she opened the door with her hand. "Ah…This is hard…" She grumbled as she struggled to hold the cup of coffee, the papers, and open the door at the same time. She shook her head. "Ino's a liar. Not all women are good multitask-ers."
Sasuke raised an eyebrow amusingly at the sight of Sakura struggling. He found it cute. Neji glanced up and looked down, a red tinge on his cheeks. Gaara continued to stare. But, unlike them, Naruto managed to ask, "Need help?" Sakura's face scrunched up. "No, I can do it myself."
"Eeh…Eh…A-aah…." The Uchiha watched as Sakura shakily made her way towards him. The rest in the room put a hand over their nose at the sounds she was making from struggling. She finally completed her 'life-long' (as in five minute) goal. Put the coffee on Sasuke's desk! YES!
"Ha! I got it!"
But as she set it down, some managed to spill on her, causing her to flinch. "Ah! Hot, hot, hot, hot…Oooh…" She hissed as she shook her hand.
Sasuke chuckled, earning a look from Sakura.
"Clumsy, aren't you?" She turned bright red at the true statement. The Haruno turned even redder when he took her hand and held it up to his mouth. "Well, can't waste coffee, can't I?"
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'HE'S LICKING MY HAND!' Sakura screamed in her mind as she gave a slight tug but he refused to give. His smirk grew wider when he took a longer link, causing a gap. He then pulled her down so that she was leaning on the desk but over the coffee. He buried his face in her neck.
"Mmm…"
"Hey, Sasuke-teme, I wanted some!" Naruto teased as he put his hands on his hips. Neji rolled his eyes. "You hate coffee. But, seriously, Sasuke, you should've shared some with us." Gaara murmured a, "Hn. Yeah."
Sasuke shrugged as he leaned back in his chair. "Well, you can't get up now unless you want to continue giving me a view of the upper area of your body." Sakura gasped and pulled back, making sure her arms were over her chest. "Gah! Hentai! My bosses are hentai!"
She stormed out of the private room causing Naruto to sigh.
"Damn it, stop making her think we're perverts!"
"Only if you stop damning me."
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"Nice weather today, huh."
"Yeah."
"Weather channel guy said it'd be sun showering today. Did you know they say witches get married when it's sunny but still raining?"
(Somewhere, Ami sneezes. "Okay, who the hell is talking about me and messing up my make up?! Today's the most important day of your life!" Ami's best friend put a hand on her shoulder. "But you're not marrying Sasuke-kun." Ami slumped and sighed. "I know.")
(In the other room, Sasuke sneezed. "…This is the FIFTH time I've sneezed over the paperwork! I keep fucking smudging my handwriting!"
"Yeah."
"…You're not listening, are you?"
"Yeah."
A vein appeared on Sakura's (not) wide forehead.
Why did Ino date this guy if Ino talks more than herself? Oh yeah. That's what made them such a good couple.
"…Ino's boobs are huge."
"Yeah."
Sakura stifled a laugh with Naruto who happened to barge into the one-sided conversation.
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"Did you just say something that involves my girlfriend's chest?!"
Naruto whistled and shook his head. "Nope. You must be hearing things." Shikamaru grumbled under his breath, causing Sakura to giggle. The blonde then remembered what he had to say to the pink haired girl.
"Ah! Sorry, Sakura-chan, for the bosses being perverts." He took a seat next to her and grinned. "This is the first time they have taken a liking to a girl." Both of Sakura's eyebrows shot up. "Oh really?" The blonde nodded. "Yeah, of course! They have NEVER shown interest in a girl before! I mean, seriously. Some of our models thought they were gay 'cept for me and Shikamaru." "Shikamaru and I." Sakura corrected. "Aaaah, whatever."
"They didn't think I was gay since I dated Ino." Shikamaru stated as he filed the papers in alphabetical order. The pink haired secretary looked at Naruto. "Well? What about you?" The blonde pointed at himself. "Me? Well, uh, I date a few girls here and there." The blonde said with a cheeky grin. Shikamaru snorted. "Yeah, but he still didn't get his first kiss."
…Cuckoo. Cuckoo.
"WHAT?!" Sakura grabbed the blonde's shoulders. "YOU FLIPPIN' SERIOUS?!"
Naruto twiddled his fingers. "But I want it to be special."
He fell to the floor with a thud.
"EH?! That's SO WEIRD coming from a guy!" Sakura said as she pointed at him in shock. Shikamaru slammed the shiny pen on the desk, a vein appearing on his cheek. "Damn it, you guys, I need to get this paper work down! And Sakura, you shouldn't be talking. You didn't get your first kiss either." Sakura's mouth went into an 'o' while Naruto made a victory sign.. "Then we'll help you." Naruto's face scrunched up. "We are?" The pink haired girl glared at him. "Yes. We are." "We are?" "Yeah. We are." "We a-" "Ask one more time and I'll make sure you will NOT have children AT ALL."
Shikamaru scoffed when Naruto immediately shut his mouth. "She totally wears the pants here." The blonde nodded stiffly while Sakura grinned. "Good."
"Oi. Sasuke needs this copied." Sakura looked up to see Neji hit Naruto with the papers needed to be copied. The blonde gaped. "So why can't the bloody bastard do it himself?" Neji shrugged. "Don't know. As long as it doesn't have to do with me, it's okay." The Uzumaki grumbled a string of curses as he got up and put the papers in the copier.
Sakura rolled her eyes as she continued to watch Shikamaru shake his hand. He cursed, "Stupid ass writer's cramp."
Ding.
Pink eyebrows went into a 'v'. 'What was that dinging noise? Sounded like someone was having an idea-' "HOLY SHIT!" Sakura squealed as she quickly ran behind a startled Shikamaru.
There was Naruto, in all his glory, sitting on the copy machine…
…With his pants around his ankles.
"GAH! NARUTO! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING!" She screamed as she pointed at the crazy boss who stuck his tongue out. "I'm having fun-" "FUN?! That is NOT fun! That's DISTURBING! DISTURBING!" Sakura hissed as she shivered.
Naruto pouted. "No, it's not! You should do it, too!" Sakura inched away further, looking at him as if he had two heads and a monkey tail. "What? Why are you looking at me like that?" The blonde grumbled as Sakura continued to inch away until she felt something behind her. And it wasn't the stiff wall.
"Naruto, pull your pants up and get off of the copying machine, please. You're making Sakura very uncomfortable."
The pink haired worker looked up to see her savior; night in shining armor; master (even though it was in the opinion of the men). His name? Uchiha Sasuke.
"Eh?! Sa-Sasuke-san?'
He looked down and bent over until his eyes were close to his. She felt his rough hands on either side of her head, preventing her from avoiding eye contact.
"Pull your pants up NOW, you idiot, while she's not looking." He commanded. Sakura heard some grumbling noises, a thud, and then the sound of a zipper going up. But all she saw was two deep pools of onyx.
'Well, he could've just put his hand over my eyes.' Sakura thought inwardly as her eye twitched and a blush began spreading over her cheeks. 'This is too embarrassing.'
"Done yet?" She managed to stutter out as Sasuke continued to stare at her intently. "And, Sasuke-san, this position is getting very uncomfortable."
"Eh? I've been done like a few minutes ago!" Naruto said as he crossed his arms, and not very happy that his fun was ruined by his boss.
A vein popped on the only female's forehead.
"Eh?!!!"
Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop.
"Sasuke-san----"
"----YOU BASTARD!"
She screeched as she started to struggle by thrashing her legs and arms.
"You better let go of me if you know what's good for you!"
Sakura felt Sasuke grab her wrists and then gulped.
"I know what's good for me. You." He concluded as he kissed her forehead. He then let go of her wrists, slowly making her slump to the floor.
Shikamaru shook his head as he watched the whistling, and quite happy, Sasuke walk back into the Bosses' Room. The lazy boy looked at Naruto, pointing at his girlfriend's friend and ordering, "Catch her soul, QUICK!"
The blonde sweat dropped as he saw the soul coming out of her mouth.
"Cool! Just like in the anime!"
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"Yes! Done!" Sakura said as she stretched. Sasuke snorted. "Yeah, well, you'll see us tomorrow." The pink haired girl's nose twitched. "You didn't have to burst my bubble." She grumbled as she slumped while stepping into the elevator.
Sasuke sighed and shook his head. "I just hope she doesn't come here early."
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"Sakura! I didn't get to see you last night!" Ino complained as she threw her arms up. "You baka! Falling asleep before me like that!"
Sakura sweat dropped as she continued to munch on her toast. Look! No hands! "Noph mrph ferlt!" She said through the toast. Translated to, "Not my fault!"
Ino rolled her eyes. "Sooo your fault. Anyway, I have another fashion shoot today, too, but earlier. So I can't bring you there. Do you know your way there?" She already knew the answer, though.
"Of course. Memorized every single landmark and map."
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"I guess I came pretty early." Sakura muttered to herself as she checked her watch. She then heard the 'Ding' signaling that she had reached her destination. She stepped through the doors to catch a wobbly Neji walking towards her.
"Ah, Hyuuga-san-"
"'ello, Sakura-chaaaaaan." He purred as he circled his arms around her shoulders. Her eyes widened.
"Uh….huh?" She gulped as she tried to removed the arms encircled around her. But, too bad for her, the grip was just a bit stronger than her. "Are you DRUNK or something?!"
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To Be Continued in Chapter 3…
Authoress' Note: Whoo! Happy late V-Day! I was originally going to update ON Valentine's Day but I was too busy.
Preview Quote to the Next Chapter!
"ACK! SASUKE-TEME! LOOK! NEJI'S FACE IS LIKE…ATTACHED TO SAKURA'S CHEST OR SOMETHING." -Naruto
Oh, and just in case you were wondering, here's what is on each floor.
First Floor- Main Desk, Entrance Morning Shift- Female Workers; Night Shift- Male Workers
Females who are NOT granted permission by one of the Bosses is not permitted to pass this point.
Second Floor- Waiting Rooms, Soundproof Conference Rooms
Third Floor- Audition Rooms, Interview Rooms
Fourth Floor- Cafeteria, Café, Resturant, Bar, etc.
Fifth to Sixth Floor- Mini Mall
Seventh Floor- Private Resting Room (Food, etc)
Eighth to Twentieth Floors- Photo Shoots (Where Photo shoots are held)
Twentieth Floor- Clothing and Co.
Twenty-first floor- Where they make up fashion designs.
Twenty-Second Floor- Model Practice
Twenty-Third Floor to Thirtieth Floor- Halls (Which can be reserved for important after-parties)
Thirty First Floor- Private Resting Room for Models
Thirty Second Floor- Indoor Garden/Japanese-like Shrine.
Thirty Third Floor- Main Meeting Room
Thirty Fourth Floor- Fitness Gym
Thirty Fifth to Thirty Ninth- Model Dorms
Fortieth to Forty-Fourth Floor- Offices
Forty-Fifth Floor- Private Floor; Bosses' Room; Private Offices
Forty-sixth Floor- Private Rooms for Bosses
Roof with Glass Overhead- Private Indoor, In-ground Pool
This too FOREVER to think of.
Anyway, review or be raped.
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Kidding.