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Alice stood at the top of the Cullen staircase, a bell jingling as she tapped her foot angrily. She placed her hand on her hip, and glared as Rosalie walked down the stairs past her.

"It was our year, Rose."

"We won fair and square Alice." Rosalie said as she walked over to Emmett.

"You guys were Santa and Mrs. Claus last year."

"So." Rosalie said smirking.

Alice walked down the stairs, jingling with each step. She walked over to Emmett and poked him in the gut.

"He's got that part down." Alice said.

Rose swatted Alice's hand away and sneered. Alice went and sat next to Bella on the couch.

"This is so unfair, I'm not even that short. Why do I have to be and elf to?"

Alice looked over at Bella, and playfully elbowed her.

"Where's Jasper?" Alice questioned.

A loud crash came from the kitchen and Alice turned her head.

"Jazz," she called. "What are you doing in the kitchen?"

"Trying to get Edward to move his head, so mine can fit in the oven to."

Both Alice and Bella bolted into the kitchen, to find Jasper and Edward looking annoyed. Alice hopped in her spot, smiling.

"Aw my little reindeer." She said hugging, Jasper's torso.

"Aw my little elf." he said mocking her.

"Why were you in here sulking with scrooge?"

Alice heard a 'humph' come from somewhere else in the house, but ignored it. Jasper rolled his eyes and pointed to the antlers. Alice let out a giggle and shook her head; making the bells on top of her hat jingle.

"Next year if were not Mr. and Mrs. Claus, were not dressing up."

"Jazz come on, a reindeer and an elf is much cuter than being, Mr. and Mrs. Clause.

"You've got a point."

"I always do." Alice said giggling as Jasper threw her onto his back. .

"Mush reindeer mush." Alice whispered in his ear.