Twenty-nine – Gotta Have Faith
"Whoa, Buffy! No going crazy!" Xander chided. "Besides, Faith owns that gig. Literally."
Buffy deflated. "Really?"
"Yep. Here's the copyright." Dawn handed her a document. "You can't have a psychosis AND be a Slayer…or she'll sue."
Buffy pouted, reading. "That's not fair! I'm SO way more disturbed than she is!"
Then she gasped. "S-She's getting…ROYALTIES?!?"
"Uh-huh. One dollar every time someone uses 'B'…'Red'…'Dark Slayer' and 'Five-by-five' in a fan-fic." Anya's eyes sparkled with admiration. "I wish I'd thought of that."
Meanwhile in jail …
Faith lazily relaxed on a HUGE pile of money.
"It's good to be me." she purred.
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AN – And remember kids, every time a fan-fic author writes a Fuffy, Faith gets a shiny new cheque for her undisclosed bank account in Switzerland!:D