Thirty – Xander's Super Awesome Plan
"Fine." Buffy crumpled up the copyright and chucked it over her shoulder. "I guess I'm stuck being the morally upstanding one."
"More like the bossy one." muttered Anya.
Buffy ignored her.
"Alright!" She smacked her hands together. "We need a plan!"
Xander perked up.
"Well, we could always trigger my deeply buried mystical Werehyena-Soldier-Memory-Warrior-Mage powers and then can I battle Willow, uncover a prophecy and fulfil my destiny to save the world from Ultimate Evil!" he suggested.
The girls gave Xander a very, very hard stare.
"...Ooooor I could just sit here and…heh…quietly eat a Twinkie?"
He ate the Twinkie.
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AN- Awww…poor Xander. No spontaneous super awesome–ness for him today. But at least he got yummy confectionaries!:D