Disclaimer: Cullens aren't mine, you know who the belong to. The orginal "twas the night before Christmas." Is Clement Clarke Moore's. Ideas and the last line came from 'The bite before Christmas.' By Marita Jaeger and Camille Burgin over at .
A/N: Thanks for the reviews, and Happy Holidays everyone.
Twas the night before Christmas,
when all through their palace,
every creature was stirring;
espeically Alice.
The decorations sparkled,
with omnious light
as if telling the Cullens
there would be a fight.
The humans lay swaddled
all in their sheets
Their Christmas dreams so loud,
they couldn't hear the Cullens' feet.
The Cullen's stayed quiet,
and went off in a pair
Jasper turned to Alice,
and said 'Do you Dare?"
She hopped on his back,
and laughed as they soared through the air,
ducking and diving before,
finally getting there.
They danced on the rooftop,louder than planned.
They heard the mortals jump up,with a bat in hand.
The stiffled their laughter,
and thought out a plan.
The humans slowly pulled back the curtain,
and saw four red eyes staring back.
The woman screamed in fright,
the man fell to the ground with a heart attack.
The two wasted no time
as they busted through glass
smiles spread on their face,
as their hunger would be satisfied at last.
The two felt the mortals fear,
as they shook off the snow.
Jasper took his quick,
but Alice finished hers slow.
Alice and Jasper smiled with glee,
they had drained the mortals and won the fight.
She hopped and his back and he counted to three,
and as they flew through the air, Alice exclaimed "Merry Christmas to All, and to all a good bite."