Thirty-five – Girlfriend Trouble
"She wasn't your first."
Warren jerked. "W-What?"
"Tara." Willow stated. "She wasn't your first victim."
"Uhhh…"
"Reveal." Willow commanded, invoking the Darkness.
"NOW!"
Seven-of-Nine meticulously peeled a grape and popped it in Warren's surprised mouth.
"Wanna massage?" purred Xena, kneading his shoulders.
"Stop blocking my light!" complained a very naked Velma from Scooby-Doo. "I can't read his X-MEN to him now!"
"I'm booooooored!" whined slave-girl Princess Leia. "Let's have an orgy!"
Willow stared in speechless shock.
"Whaaa?!"
Then slapped her forehead.
"Oh…fercryin'outloud…" she muttered.
"Um…Hey! Dark Ones?" Willow called out, exasperated. "I meant show me his EX-girlfriends…not his…ewwww…sicko FANTASY ones!"
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