Dark Willow and Crazy Pants Tara

by Haxan

Uh-oh. Dark Willow's on a murderous rampage again but this time she's brought company! A lighter alternative side to the end of Season Six. W/T pairing. On going drabble series. Now includes Anya's Xmas Special!

37. Dawn's Special Wish

Thirty-seven – Dawn's Special Wish

Meanwhile…in the forest…

"No."

"Pleeeease…Dawnie?" Buffy whined.

"No!"

"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease?"

"No, Buffy." Dawn said firmly. "I'm not going to wish horrible bloody vengeance on Warren for you!"

"He doesn't have to…die…just…y'know…maim him a little…"

"Gee. Let me think… NO."

"But-"

"Not gonna happen, sis."

Buffy sighed then suddenly looked sly.

"Fine. No vengeance then. But maybe you could…?"

Buffy whispered in Dawn's ear.

(Later…)

"Thankyou!Thankyou!Thankyou!"Buffy squealed, hugging her new designer Manolo Blahnik alligator boots.

"Actually…I'm kinda surprised you granted it." Dawn murmured aside to Anya. "It's not very…vengeance-y…"

"Ooooh…You'll see."

Anya slowly grinned to herself.

'Especially when she gets the BILL.'

X

AN- Manolo Blahnik alligator boots = $14, 000.

The look on Buffy's face when she sees her next credit card statement = Priceless.

And the moral is - never ever EVER use a vengeance demon to wish for shoes…especially when she's still ticked off at you for laughing at her Groucho face.