My tree is under invasion.
"Hey, is there a reason you came storming up this tree?" He asks, climbing up after me.
"I'll push you, I really will!" I warn, going as far up the tree as I can.
He tisks. "I'm not afraid of you, Ravenwood."
I hop down to the branch he's on, my eyes dangerously narrowed.
"Why ever not? You know from personal experience that my bite is worse than my bark." I say, gesturing to his chin.
He rolls his eyes. "This?" He asks, pointing at the bruise I gave him. "You think that the fact that you're the only girl I've ever met who can punch like a guy will intimidate me?"
"It should." I say.
"Let me tell you something, sister. I know that you are a one of a kind girl. But, seeing as I'm a one of a kind guy, you can't intimidate me. I'm pretty used to getting punched around."
He's trying to come off as not caring, I can tell.
But, I happen to have an ace up my sleeve.
"You may have been punched before, but have you ever been pushed out of a tree?" I ask with a malicious smile.
His eyes widen. "You wouldn't."
"Wanna bet?" I challenge him, already preparing to push.
He obviously can tell the end is near for him.
"Any last words, Jonesie?" I ask.
"Did I tell you that you're mean?" He asks.
"Did I tell you that you're arrogant, self centered and annoying?" I shoot back.
He mimes an arrow hitting him in the chest.
And then tumbles backwards.
OFF THE BLEEDING TREE!!