Disclaimer: I do not own or have rights to anything having to do with Ranma ½, nor any sort of franchise or branch-off of this story or it's characters. The series' creator and owner is Rumiko Takahashi.

Hello my friends, here is a new chapter of 'Ranma's New Sister'. I would like to say a big thank you to the people who have read my story so far, and I'm glad to have people who enjoy this story enough to have alerts set up for this story! In this chapter chaos will rain and the humor non stop! Well, maybe from my point of view, and there may be some inside jokes that people will have to find out for themselves, but other than that, this chapter will hopefully be funnier'n'hell! Please review people!! I won't be able to come up with ideas for much longer if you don't through me a frickin' bone here!! So please, for the love of god review!!

"Goddamn you Saotome!! What the hell do you think you're doing, going off to China saying your looking for a cure, then coming back with another girl?!! I'll kill you!!"

"Ryoga, for the love of god will you listen to me?!! I've told ya' once, I've told ya' twice! I've told ya' a million times, this is not another fiancée, this is my sister!!"

"It a lie I say!! You're lying you cheap bastard!! How could you cheat on Akane like this?!! She's probably sobbing uncontrollably because of your carelessness!! Goddamn it you're pissing me off!!"

"You are the single biggest fucknut on the planet, you know that?!! You blame every single little bit of trouble on me, even if it's your fault! You don't even listen to me!! Do me a favor will ya? Just fuck off!!"

"You know what Ranma? Fuck you!! You know you're the reason for all of the chaos and torture in Akane's life, and mine too!! Now stop running and fight me!! Then I'll kill you and bring justice to me and Akane!!"

"You dumbass!! I could kick your sorry ass any day, but I don't want to tell you this again, because you know already! This girl here is my sister!! Tell him, will ya' Ranko?!"

"Sure bro! This is my brother!! Now stop trying to hurt him, please!!"

"I'm not about to listen to you! You're 'brother' has caused so much chaos it's not even funny!! Please understand me when I say that he's the reason that I'm trying to kill him!!"

"Oh that's a wonderful answer! Ryoga you fucker get over yourself, you're chasing me because you can't accept the fact that the Tendos couldn't keep living at the dojo!!"

"Goddamn it Saotome, just shut the fuck up so I can kill you!!"

This was a wonderful day so far; first Shampoo almost kills his sister and Dr. Tofu, then Pantyhose Taro comes out of nowhere and luckily knocks out Shampoo instead of him, and now Ryoga was trying to kill him again. This time over his sister and the absence of the Tendos. Again Ranma was blamed for something that he had nothing to do with.

The chase continued until finally Ranma ended up getting to the Dojo. Once there, he found a good place for his sister to hide and then he went back to face Ryoga, "Alright Ryoga, come on and fight me if that's what you want! I'll just kick your sorry ass like usual!"

"Ranma, today is the day that I'm gonna kill you and rectify the justice that you've taken away from me!"

"Oh yeah? Since when have you ever served justice in any situation involving me or Akane? Huh?! Tell me one time that you've given Justice!"

"I could tell you about several times when I delivered justice! However now's not the time to talk about that! Now's the time that I kill you!!" As Ryoga said this he lunged forward in an attempt to give Ranma a punch square in the face, but Ranma was too fast for him as he came around to Ryoga's back and collapsed his legs. As Ryoga was forced to kneel, Ranma hit a pressure point by coincidence and caused Ryoga's body to go completely numb. Once Ryoga was in a full fledged bow, Ranma jumped in front of the knelt Ryoga and grabbed his head. Then he pounded Ryoga's head into the ground repeatedly for about a minuet while saying a syllable each time he smashed poor Ryoga's head, "I'll. Tell. You. One. More. Time. That. Red. head. Is. My. Sis. ter!" finally after seeing Ryoga's body go limp, Ranma let Ryoga's head go. However as soon as Ranma let his guard down Ryoga jumped to his feet and tackled Ranma to the ground. This time it was Ryoga's turn to beat on Ranma. Ryoga repeatedly punched Ranma in the face while he was perched on top of him. "Ranma you cheap son of a bitch!! That wasn't fair! Now I'll do the same thing to you!!" with that said Ryoga continued his onslaught. Finally however Ranma caught one of the fists and tossed Ryoga off him, "What I did wasn't cheap. You tackled me to the ground and started mauling me!! At least my attack was tasteful!!"

"Oh fuck you man, what I did to you was better than you making me go numb and making me bow to you!!"

"I smashed you're fucking head against the ground! How the fuck are you still alive anyways?!!"

"What are you doing asking my question?!! I'm supposed to kill you!"

"What gives you the right to kill me in the first place?! I didn't kill anyone close to you, so why are you trying to kill me?!"

"You don't understand a bit of what I'm feeling!! I have the right because you caused me to see hell!!"

"I don't give a shit! The only way it would be acceptable to kill me is if you went home to find your family slaughtered by me!!"

"That's just as bad as what you've done to me already!!"

"You know what Ryoga? Go be the star of a donkey show!! I bet you'd love that shit!!"

"What the fuck are you talking about?!!"

"You don't know what a donkey show is? Well how about this, do you want to see a donkey show?"

"No, fuck you!! Now let's keep fighting!!"

"Oh by the way, your little sister is the star of one of the most famous donkey shows in the country!!"

"I don't have a sister you dumb fuck, I'm an only child Saotome!!"

"Say, did Checkers ever fuck your sister?"

"Checkers is a girl you fuck head!!"

"I'm sorry, did you just say you wanted Checkers to give you head?!"

"Shut the mother fuck up!! Now die!!" Finally Ryoga performed his final attack, "Ultimate Shi Shi Hokudan!!" with that, Ryoga sent the gigantic ball of ki into the sky and as the energy came back down to earth, Ranma copied Ryoga, absorbing part of the ki. As a result, Ranma performed his finishing attack, "Moko Takabisha!!" With the extra energy Ranma absorbed, he increased the power of the ki blast tenfold. When Ryoga was hit with the major blast of energy, he was instantly KO'd. Ranma deposited the limp body on the neighbor's yard. His sister was waiting patiently for him to come to her and take her inside. "Come on Ranko, let's go inside!"

"Ranma?"

"What's up?"

"What's a donkey show?"

"Something you should have never heard about, sorry."

"Well what about all of the other stuff you said about Ryoga and his sister? That was mean stuff!"

"None of that is true, I just made it up so I could make Ryoga mad. Well, let's head in and—Oh no, we have to get your school stuff!"

"Well it's still Saturday, isn't it?"

"Yeah but I just realized that I'm going to have to arrange a job to get extra money."

"Why?"

"Well so we can eat, that sound good to you?"

"Well that sounds right…"

"Okay then, do you mind if we go shopping today?"

"Sounds good to me!!"

"… You know what else we need to shop for?"

"What else other than school stuff?"

"… we need to do some cloths shopping…"

"That sounds like fun!!"

"Maybe for you, because it's for you. I won't necessarily enjoy it though, because for one we have to go into the lingerie department, and I'm kind of an infamous character around there…"

"Why's that?"

"… if you ever talk with grandfather happosai, you'll understand…"

"I have a grandpa?!"

"Well, he's not exactly your grandfather, we just call him that because he's an old geezer that taught me the art."

"What art?"

"Oh my god, you don't even know the name of the art?! Well then, I'll have to tell you: The Saotome School of Anything Goes Martial Arts!"

"That's cool! I want to learn that!"

"Well you're going to when you're done with your physical therapy."

"Say, when are we going to go shopping?"

"Oh that's right, well we're going right now!"

"Okay! Can I try walking there?"

"Well, I suppose… but you'll have to let me help you, okay?"

"That's fine!"

"Alright let's go!" Once they had their plans set, they went to the mall to do some school shopping and… cloths shopping… oh god…

Again I leave you with a cliffy to get your mind going so that you can provide wonderful ideas for me! If I didn't' make a good enough chapter this time around, it's because people have not given me ideas. Like I've said on several occasions, I need inspiration from people for new ideas, or else they don't come! So please, please, please Review my story! It would help out greatly! Now please, have a wonderful day!

-JT Jewels