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Welcome once again sports fans to another chapter of Ranma's New Sister! In this chapter, there will be some funny stuff for the most part. After they go to the mall, Ranma is going to love his new gift… and Ranko is thoroughly going to enjoy going to school… heh heh heh… Anyhoo, on with this magnanimous fic!!

They were almost there… so far so good… they hadn't been attacked yet which was a good thing. Finally they reached the big doors that went into the mall. "So Ranko, where to first?"

"The cloths department!!"

"So we're gonna get cloths first?"

"Yup!!"

"… oh joy…" with Ranma's final words, he was dragged off to the clothing store. Once they got there, Ranma was feeling absolutely mortified to be in a clothing store. Not once had he ever been in a mall, and boy did he swear that his sister would rue the day she dragged him there again… but then again this was out of necessity, not because his sister wanted to… although she was enjoying it far more than her brother. "Ranko, could you listen for a second?"

"What's up brotha'?"

"Uh… well I wanted to ask that you make this as quick as you possibly can, so that I may be spared a very long and paranoid wait in this clothing store…"

"Why are you going to be paranoid?"

"Little sister, in order to spare your dear virgin ears and eyes, I must not tell you of the sins I and many of my enemies have committed…"

"Oh my… okay then, I'll just let you be paranoid while I have an absolute wonderful time wondering which skirts look better on me!"

"You dare to provoke your brother?!"

"Well of course… you can't do anything because I'm a girl and I'm also your sister, therefore I can get away with torturing you as I please!"

"… Goddamn it, you got somethin' there… well have it your way, I'll back off… son of a bitch…"

"Please don't act disappointed, I'd feel horrible if you did… hee hee!"

"Dammit Ranko just shut up and shop for Christ sake!"

"Okay!" when she was done with her brother, Ranko went deep into the store and found her favorite part of the store: the skimpy outfits. Ranma didn't mind her getting a couple of those, but he didn't want her whole wardrobe to consist of these cloths. "Ranko only get a couple of these outfits, I don't want you having any more than that…"

"Why?!"

"Because I said so, and I don't want you walking around all the time in something like that… maybe you can wear that around the house, but I won't let you wear it in a public area without me."

"How come I can't just get a bunch of these and just get a couple of fancy outfits?!"

"Did you not hear me before? Because I said so! Now please be a good girl and listen to your older brother!"

"… fine…"

"There, that wasn't so hard was i—ouch!! What was that for?!!" Ranma had just gotten punched in the face by Ranko, "That's for being mean!"

"Well what I'm trying to do is not mean! Listen, I'm not trying to be mean, I'm just worried about you and I care enough to limit your wardrobe to a couple of skimpy outfits and the rest of it consisting of proper clothing."

"Well I don't like what your doing, why don't you let me have my way?!!"

"Because I'm your older brother and I know what's best for you!"

"I'll cry right here, do you hear me?! I'll bawl on the ground if you don't let me have my way!!"

"Dammit Ranko, you're a fifteen year old girl for Christ sake, you're old enough that you shouldn't be resorting to whining and crying just to get your way, I won't allow it. If you don't want to do things my way, then we'll just skip cloths all together and get school supplies! What do you want?!"

"I want to shop for cloths!!"

"Then get what you want but I don't want you getting any more than two skimpy outfits!"

"… fine…"

"Okay then." With their little sibling spat over, they proceeded to shop for clothing. When they were done in the clothing shop, the went to the lingerie section and boy was Ranma freaking out now… "Ranko, I'll let you shop alone in there… I'll stand at the door and watch you, but I can't enter this store anymore…"

"Why can't you go in here?"

"Because I have committed crimes beyond imagination around here, and all because of grandpa happosai, okay?"

"Okay!" Ranko proceeded to shop for all of her underclothes. However before she got very far, Ranma grabbed her and told her something, "Hey Ranko, will you actually listen to me this time?"

"What do you want to do now?"

"I don't want you getting any thongs period. Got it?!"

"Why can't I get a—"

"Ranko, this is not the time to be arguing with me! Just do as I say and maybe I'll get you one if I can see that your responsible."

"Well okay, but I don't see why you need me to prove I'm responsible enough to ware a pair of really thin panties…"

"Listen just get a few pairs of panties and let's get the fuck out, kay?"

"Okay." Once Ranma was done with his amazingly one sided opinion, he went back to the entrance and Ranko went to the panties section.

An hour later Ranma was literally in a fetal position by the door crying, "The voices… oh god not the voices again!!" apparently the loudspeakers had come on and announced something throughout the whole store. This had occurred a surprising amount of times in the 3 hours Ranma was forced to wait at the front door. Finally he'd had enough. He marched straight into the store, ignoring the cashier and other ladies working there. When he spotted his sister, he found that she'd already filled up a shopping cart full of underclothes, from plain and fancy bras and panties to cute little pj bottoms and other things like that. Ranma's eyes were about to bulge out of their sockets when he saw the spectacle. "Ranko… why on god's green earth did you decide to buy out the store?!!"

"Hmm? Oh, did I pick too much?"

"… for the love of god I swear on my abilities as a martial artist that I will make you understand the meaning of 'moderation'."

"Wha?"

"Nothing—just, nothing… but please put most of the stuff back and I'll let you get ten pairs of bras and panties, ten pairs of pjs, and that's it!! Kay?!!"

"… you know, I'll just go along with it because I don't feel like going and making myself into a total fool."

"For the first time today I'd have to say I'm proud of you my dear!"

"Well thank you! … Are we gonna pay or what?"

"I thought you said you'd only get a few!!"

"I am only getting a few!! Jeez, I just can't remember where I got all of my selections, so I thought it'd be easier to just give it to the lady at the counter so that she could take it all back."

"Well it's kind of rude to do that, but if you wanted to have it done for you, that's the only other reason the cashiers exist… I guess…" as the finished their conversation, the arrived at the checkout stand and got all of Ranko's cloths paid for. Once they were done with that, they went to several stores to find different things that Ranko would need for school. Once they purchased about 20,000 yen on school stuff, Ranma was feeling sick to his stomach. Well, all for his sister's sake he guessed. As they were exiting the mall, Ranma noticed that it was getting dark outside. "Oh no, it's getting dark out! Let's hurry home Ranko, I don't want to have to walk home in the dark… Nerima is a dangerous and scary place at night… I found that out the hard way…"

"Alright, let's run!"

"No, I'm going to carry you! You were only able to walk here because I helped you along, and I can't do that when you're running. I'll just piggy back you to the dojo, kay?"

"Okay…" once they decided what they were going to do, they proceeded homeward. Along the way they were confronted with a scene of a kid with slicked back hair fighting an ugly red headed kid of the same age. The first kid was wearing a green jump suit and the other one was wearing a blue one. The fight was a little one sided, with the kid in green having the upper hand. Ranma smirked as he watched; these kids were having a street brawl, not even bothering to use technique. It was an all out slug fest for the most part. When the fight was won by the black haired kid, Ranma laughed as his suspicions were right. Once the two Saotomes got home, they both went into the bath for a nice refreshing soak. "So Ranko, what did you think of the mall today?"

"I loved it!!"

"I'm glad…"

"Say brother, what's that thing in between your legs?"

"What the—why are you asking that?!"

"Because I'm curious!"

"I'm sure you should know that!"

"No I don't."

"Well then I'll teach you about it another time… right now all you need to worry about is your own body."

"O-okay…"

"Well then… doesn't it feel nice to just soak like this in the hot water?"

"Yeah it does. Say big brother, I have a question."

"Shoot."

"I've been having this tingling sensation right here on my chest," she pointed to her nipples, "and between my legs… what is that?"
"Woah there, what's this about 'tingling'?!"

"Well it's bothering me and I don't know why it's happening."

"When does it start to happen Ranko?"

"Whenever I look at someone I like or sometimes you."

"… well, that's actually something your body does naturally to the sight of something you like."

"Well I like you brother, but why is my body doing this to me if I like you?"

"Well you have to like like me before you start tingling."

"… well I don't like like you. You know it started when I saw you naked."

"Well like I said, when you see something you like, then it happens."

"Well I don't like to see you naked… it makes me feel embarrassed."

"Well we are siblings, so it's okay for the most part… but if you feel embarrassed about it I can let you bathe alone…"

"But I like you around when I'm in the tub!"

"Well then you'll just have to get used to seeing me in the nude."

"Okay…"

"Good. Now then, what do you think you're going to do when you go to school tomorrow?"

"I'm gonna be the best student in the class!"

"Alright that's the spirit! Kay then, why don't you get your stuff organized so that your ready for school tomorrow, kay?"

"Okay! Can I do it after the bath?"

"… yeah sure!"

"Okay!!" they were now silently bathing in the tub. After another fifteen minutes, the two of them got out of the tub and Ranko went to get her stuff ready for school. Ranma on the other hand got her sleeping area all set up. He set her futon up in Kasumi's room, because that was the cleanest room in the whole house. Ranma decided to sleep in the same room for the night to make sure that his sister was going to be alright. After saying goodnight to Ranko and getting her ready and tucked in, Ranko went to sleep. Soon after her, Ranma himself went into a deep slumber.

The next morning Ranma awoke to a buzzing sound. A buzzing sound? Since when did Ranma have an alarm clock? Ranma opened his eyes to find that Ranko was already in her school uniform and was looking really nervous, "Ranko, what's up?"

"I'm going to be late if you don't wake up!"

"What?!! What time is it?'

"It's seven thirty!"

"Oh hell no! I slept in! Well, I'd better get you to school!!" in a flash Ranma was up and dressed, and they were out the door in five minutes. After about ten minutes, the two siblings had arrived at school. After Ranma dropped Ranko off at school, he went off on his own to find a job… or better yet, see if he couldn't re-open the Tendo dojo for Training!! That's what he'd do!

Ranko was a little shy when she got into her classroom. It was so different being around a bunch of people for a long period of time. After class had begun, Ranko was called up to introduce herself, "Class, this is Ranko Saotome. She comes from the Nerima ward. Since there's no jr. high school in Nerima, she was enrolled here. So, would you like to tell us about yourself?"

"W-well, I live in the Nerima ward with my brother, and we live in the Tendo dojo… that's about it."

"Well then welcome to our class miss Saotome. You can sit back there with Keiko and her friends." Ranko was a little scared at first when she sat down for the lesson. The first lesson was on algebra problems. Ranko was a little foreign to the letters in the equations, but as it turned out the girl next to her, Keiko, was willing to help her out so that she understood. After the lesson was done, the class ended and break started. "Thank you very much, uh… Keiko?"

"Huh? Oh, yeah no problem! That's just what I do. Say you're the new girl, aren't you? Ranko, right?"

"Yeah…"

"Well then welcome to our school. Want to be friends?"

"Sure!"

"Okay then!"

"What do we have next?"

"History."

"Oh no… I don't know anything about history!"

"Don't worry. We're starting a new unit in that class. You'll do just fine."

"What do we usually do in History?"

"… you have to take a lot of notes… boy oh boy do you have to take a lot of notes…"

"I don't know how to take notes very well…"

"Well then I'll help you with that too."

"Okay thank you again!"

"Like I said before, no problem. If you need help again, don't hesitate to ask. I'll be willing to help no matter what!"

"Really? Thanks so much for all you've done for me so far!"

"Well all I really did was teach you how to work some algebra problems, but your welcome anyway." After break was done, the class did a history lesson. After history was English. Once the English lesson was done, Ranko and Keiko walked out with Keiko's friends. "Say Keiko, is it okay if we wait here? My brother is going to pick me up and he wanted me to find someone that would look after me until he got here."

"Yeah that's fine."

"Say, did you want to meet my brother?"

"Sure we would! Say your last name is Saotome, isn't it?"

"Yes it is."

"Then your brother is part of the Nerima Wrecking Crew!! Oh my god!"

"Wait you're right! That is his last name!"

"What's this about my brother?! Nerima Wrecking Crew… what is that?"

"You mean to tell me your own brother, the leader of the whole group, hasn't even told you about it?!!"

"No and there's a good reason for it, but you'd never believe me."

"Well tell us that reason and then we'll see if we believe you or not."

"Okay then here goes." With that Ranko told her story to the three girls who after hearing the epic tale fell flat on their faces in astonishment, "What the—is that all true?!"

"Yes it is! See, I told you that you wouldn't believe me!"

"Well then, I guess that's just the way it goes…"

"I believe you Ranko." Said Keiko, "Really? Thank you!" with that Ranko gave Keiko a bear hug and squeezed the life out of her. "O-okay Ranko, that's enough!!!"

"Oops! Sorry…"

"N-no, don't w-worry bout it…"

"Are you okay?! I'm sorry, I really am!"

"L-like I said, don't worry bout' it, kay?"

"Alright then… say there's my brother! Ranma!!" when she yelled his name, he plopped right down next to her, "Hey Ranko! Did you make any new friends?"

"Yup, they're right there! That's Keiko, and those are her two friends."

"Well, nice to meet yo—"

"Are you the famous 'Ranma Saotome' from the infamous Nerima Wrecking Crew?!!"

"The what?! You mean to tell me that all of these fights that I've gotten into have earned us all a group name?!"

"Yup. You're know throughout Tokyo."

"… Oh dear god… Well, it's nice meeting you all, but me and Ranko have to go. See you girls tomorrow!"

"See ya later Ranko!" screamed the three girls in unison, "Bye Bye!!" replied Ranko. "Say brother, what did you do today?"

"Well, I decided I'd call you're uncle Soun and see if I couldn't get the dojo opened up again for training."

"Oh yay!! Will you teach me martial arts?"

"Once your physical therapy is done—oh no… you had an appointment today… Dammit!!"

"Well take me there and maybe he'll give me a late appointment."

"Well, that's better than nothing… okay then, off to the good doctor!"

"Weeee," Cheered Ranko as Ranma flew through the air. After about twenty minutes they reached the doctor's office. When they went in the found that Tofu was standing in the waiting room waiting for them. "So, you decided to show up ay?"

"… Yeah… sorry we missed the appointment…"

"I had a feeling you might miss it today, so I pushed one of my appointments ahead for tomorrow and I shifted yours to about this time."

"Are you kidding me?! That's amazing! Thanks doc. You know, Ranko likes coming here!"

"Oh Really? I'm glad Ranko is enjoying visiting."

"Yup, I love it! I get to learn how to do fun things while I'm here."

"Oh, and what has Dr. Tofu over here taught you?"

"He's showed me a bunch of pressure points."

"Oh yeah? Any fun ones that'll help you walk?"

"Yeah! He's actually used a couple of those."

"Well then I'm glad to see that you're enjoying this sis. Also thank you again for letting have this appointment Dr. We really appreciate this."

"No problem Ranma. You're actually a couple of my favorite customers."

"Really? Well then we'll show up more often!"

"I hope you'll show up, but not because of an injury of any kind! That okay?"

"I'll try not to docter!"

"Heh, well your sister will be out in a few hours, so make yourself at home or you can go you the dojo and wait."

"Well I'll stay here."

"Okay, we'll be done soon."

"Alright." With that, Ranko went into the patient's room and her therapy started. While Ranko was in therapy, Ranma thought about how his day went while Ranko was at school…

Once He'd dropped Ranko off, Ranma went back to the Dojo. He then realized that he didn't know the Tendo's phone! However, he thought about the letter that Kasumi left, and realized he hadn't looked at the back. Sure enough, he found a number on the back of the Letter. He went to the payphone just down the street and called up the Tendos, "Hello, Tendo residence."

"Hey Mr. Tendo, it's Ranma!"

"R-R-Ranma?!! Oh Ranma how I've missed you! What have you been doing this whole time?!"

"Well I went to China to find a cure for the curse—wait a second, you should already know what I was doing!! I told you all flat out at supper the night before I left that I was going to China whether you liked it or not!!"

"Oh my yes, you're right. Well then… did you find a cure?"

"Yes and no."

"What's that mean?"

"It means that I cured myself, but it wasn't a real cure."

"Well tell me son, why was it not a real cure?!"

"Because I came out with a little… uh, well… a uh… um…"

"Dammit son spit it out! What happened to you after you got cured?!!"

"I jumped into the spring and came out with a little sister!!'

"A what?!!"

"A little sister Mr. Tendo, a little sister!"

"I can't believe you have a sibling… SAOTOME!! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!!!" Ranma could make out his old man's voice pretty easily through the receiver, "What Tendo?! Who's that on the phone?"

"It's your son, and he has a cure for the curse!" Ranma heard his pop drop to his knees, and immediately there was a commotion on the other line. After about five minuets the noise and fighting stopped, and his father was on the other side, "Alright boy, what's this about a cure?!!"

"Listen pop, for the love of Christ don't you dare try and do it! I ended up with a little sister in the process!"

"Say what boy? Don't tell me something like that, that's not true. Your mother and I only had you, that's it!"

"You dumbass!! Goddamn you, listen. Would you like to change into a panda when the situation seemed right, or would you rather have a pet Panda instead?'

"I'd rather change into a panda, but—"

"Well there you go! The spring I jumped into earned me a little sister that happens to be my cursed side!!"

"Jesus Ranma m' boy, what the hell have you done?!!"

"What's wrong pop?!"

"Oh boy… your mother is going to go start raving fucking mad!!" he spat out fucking with an acid tone. "Oh my god, did she hear?!! Oh fuck no, your mother's going to have my fat ass if she thinks I haven't been loyal to her… oh boy, this is mother fucking insane… boy, let's get one thing straight—not a word about a sister, or your mother will kill you, me, and anyone else that stands in her newly sought war path. We clear?"

"Y-y-yeah, but what's up with mom being so homicidal about this?"

"Well she doesn't know so she isn't going to be. However, if she even gets hint that you have a girl that's even remotely related to you, she'll kill me."

"And why the fuck would she kill you if she found out you had more family?!"

"Not my cousins, yours and your sisters' !!!"

"You mean to tell me you never told mom about my cousins?! Wait a goddamn minute, I have cousins?!!"

"Damn straight ya' do boy, we have a pretty damn big family—but don't try and change the subject here! There's going to be shit hittin' the fan, and believe me, this is gonna be one cluster fuck at the finish line, if we ever manage to make it there in the first place…"

"And why the fuck is that?"

"Hold on boy, I'm not done with the cousins. I told her that all of our cousins were men. Of course they are married men, but still they consist of men."

"… Pop why the fuck do you tell mom shit that's either untrue or never happened?"

"Dammit boy half the shit I do tell her is the truth you just haven't sought the truth in enough areas."

"Pop… that doesn't make a bit of goddamn sense…"

"Well I'll tell ya' what boy, let's just keep this under our hats until I find a way for you to explain to your mother about the new girl on the block, and I'll get back to ya'."

"Alright pops, but I need to speak to Mr. Tendo before you hang up."

"Why you need to talk to Tendo?"

"Because I want to re-open the dojo so that I can make money." Ranma received silence, then he heard more fighting in the background, and then he heard a new voice, "What's up son?"

"Oh, uh, Mr. Tendo… I would like to have permission to re-open the dojo in order to train."

"Train yourself? No, I will not accep—"

"No you fool, I mean to have students! Goddamn…"

"Oh well… let me think about that before I let you do it—"

"What if I decided that I wanted to tell my mother about little Ranko here over the phone, and let her go on a rampage at your nice humble abode… would you enjoy that?"

"… I hereby grant you with all the deeds to the property, ownership of the dojo and living space, and you have full access to my dojo account. Fair well son, I wish you well."

"Thank you so much Mr. Tendo! I'm really grateful for what you've done for me! Well, see ya' later Mr. Tendo!" with that he promptly hung up and fell backward. As he was sprawled out on the floor of the kitchen, he found that his mother was a rather interesting woman… she was charming and polite one minute, then she would turn into a homicidal maniac with a katana the next. Ranma just couldn't make sense of it all… anyway he now had ownership over all of the Tendo's things in Nerima. He owned the dojo, the house, the property, everything!! He decided he'd go look at the account to see how much Tendo had been packing away for his own use. When he got to the bank and asked what the account was worth, he found a gold mine. There was a hundred thousand yen tucked away, and my friends in American dollars that's roughly equal to ten thousand buck-a-roonies!! Ranma was now officially a rich man. However when he looked at the bill he had to pay to get all of the supplies and equipment ready for setting up the dojo… oh boy…, " You know, money goes fast… I mean goddamn! Look at this, I have a hundred thou' in the bank, and I end up spending fifty thou' getting all of the shit! That's just wrong… oh well, I could be worse." With that, he bought all of the supplies and went back to the dojo. By the time he got back to the dojo, he realized it was close to when his sister got out of school. He decided he'd grab her before he set up. Since he had time on his hands, he could jog to the school rather than run down. When he got there he was a little wary of the girls that surrounded his sister. However when he took note of their joyful auras, he relaxed. After meeting his sister's friends, he went home holding dear Ranko in his arms.

Hello people! Sorry I made you wait on this S.O.B., but I tell ya, sometimes school can be a raging bitch with a hankering for student flesh… and that's a good reason for why this damn thing was so late. Anyways, I'm glad that so many people have read this thing, and I'm glad to see that people are enjoying it. Two hundred plus people have read my story up to the last chapter so far, and boy am I proud of that. If you want to know how many people have glanced at the story in general… well your out of luck. If you want know, then I'll give you an email or something… anyways, thank you again all who have read this so far. Now please have a wonderful day.

-JT Jewels