Hello sports fans!! I'm sorry I haven't updated in several months… but for about 2 weeks I didn't have a computer, and when I got it back, I ended up feeling overwhelmed. I was also somewhat out of a brain. I could go on with excuses, but I think some of them are rather legit. Anyways, here's the next chapter of Ranma's New Sister!! Please R&R!

The next morning, Ukyo was the first one up. It was about 5 in the morning, so she decided she would cook some breakfast. Upstairs, Ranma could smell something sweet. The aroma literally dragged him out of bed and sat him down at the table, "Oh, hey Ran-chan! Say, did you want to get Ranko-chan?"

"Wha—oh, oh yeah, sure, sure…" the boy rose once more, only this time he was slightly regretful to leave the strong aroma of fresh okonomiyaki. When he got to Ranko's room however, she wasn't there. Then he heard something coming from the bathroom. She must be in there. Ranma decided to investigate. Once he'd gotten to the door, he could hear her talking. When her voice disappeared another voice, this time much younger sounding, replaced hers. However when he listened to what the younger voice was saying, he about dropped to the floor, "Ranko… I don't know if Ranma should see me this way… I mean, yeah I was with him for the first couple of years of his training trip, but how would I explain to him who I was?! I'm almost the same age as I was when he last saw me… what should I tell him? That I'm a spirit of his long lost sister come back to haunt him or something?"

"Settle down Fujiko, you're fine. Just tell Ranma what really happened, and that'll be enough." Ranma was really getting nervous now. Who the hell was with him in the first two years of training? Well, whom ever it was, she seemed to be the same age… and the name 'Fujiko' sounded very familiar… "Well Ranma would never believe who I was. Even if I told him about the Jusenkyo incident, he would probably just look at me like I was crazy and throw me out…"

"Oh baloney, you're just fine. Ranma will understand." Ranma was just so fucking nervous by now that he didn't care if his mom came in and executed the contract, "Well… I still don't know… I don't even know exactly what happened!" Ranma was done. He'd had enough of hearing this. He needed to see who this was and find out just what the fuck was going on. Mostly because #1: Fujiko had a 'Jusenkyo Incidend', #2: She was connected to him, and 3#: If she was following him on the training trip, then somehow this was his fault. He needed to fix this and do it fast before the cluster fuck that was his life before would return to haunt him with a new mask. He was going to walk in there and interrogate the girl as soon as he got the nerve. Boy that might take a while… anyways, he heard Fujiko speak up again, "All I can remember is that I got thrown into that spring… but by a red head just like you. Only she was chasing a panda. Not only that, but the spring was—" Crash

"Fujiko, just who the hell are you?!"

"Who the flying fuckaroo are you?!" she replied rather embarrassed at the fact that a random man had just broken into the furo while she was bathing, "I'm Ranma Saotome of the Anything Goes School Of Martial A— oof!!"

"Ranma!!" a little ten year old girl jumped on the boy. If a butt naked ten year old girl jumped on you, and you were a guy with impressionistic friends and family, what would you do? Well, in Ranma's case, he freaked the fuck out and just about fainted at the same time. He was jumping in circles and pretending like he'd just gotten a cat to the face. The girl would not let go however. Finally he just stopped, and said in a broken voice, "Fu… ji… ko… get… off… of… me…"

The girl obliged and dropped down to her feet. The white on Ranma's face made the little girl feel a little guilty at this point, "I… I'm sorry Ranma… did you want me to get a towel?"

"Y-yeah… that would be wonderful…"

"Okay." She ran to the towel rack and grabbed a towel for poor Ranma. She handed it to him, and when he received it, he wrapped it around the little shivering girl. Finally Ranma decided he'd stop freaking out and ask the questions that he was going to ask the girl, "So… just who are you exactly?"

"… Well, you wouldn't believe me if I told you… but I'm your twin."

"… Bullshit! I didn't have any siblings! Pops and Mom told me so!!"

"No, it's true… I even have the legal proof that you and me are twins. In fact I got your birth certificate for you so that you can look at it." Fujiko pulled out two old pieces of paper and handed them to Ranma. He looked at the certificates and just about died. He had a real sister! A twin at that!! However what did that mean? Did that mean that she did something that would piss off mom and pop enough to kick her out? Or did mom still love her dearly and just gave up on her when she was never found? Obviously the fat assed entity that was Ranma's father would chuck the girl if she had no talent for the art. After some thinking, he realized that if she was his twin, why was she a midget that had yet to hit puberty? He didn't understand that, so he asked her, "Hey Fujiko… why the fuck are you ten if you're my twin?"

"Hm? Oh yeah! Well… is it okay if I tell you the whole story? It would make more sense to you if you knew what happened before this."

"… Well Ranko has to go to school, as do I, and breakfast is almost ready. Just tell me what you have to sa—"

"Ranma, Ranko, breakfast is ready!!"

"Oh boy!! Listen, come with me today Fujiko and tell me at school! Let's get down there and get some grub!!" Ranma shot out like a bullet. Ranko and Fujiko giggled as they watched their brother jet off for his chunk of food. Then again, they too were about ready to cannibalize if they didn't get downstairs right now. The two dried off and got dressed, and went down for food.

At Furinkan, all hell was about to break loose. Can you guess why? Of course. The fucknut we know as Tatewaki Kuno ended up being the jester of the day. Ranma was just walking in holding his sister's hand, to which the Kuno baka had taken offense to… no man in his right mind should take any offense to that if they had no knowledge of the relationship, but that's just Kuno for ya'. He ran up spouting the usual nonsense, just it was different context. Same meaning though, "Ranma Saotome, I never knew a swine such as yourself would sink to such a low!!"

"And just what the flying fuck did I do now Kuno?"

"Pedophiliac!!"

"… Jesus Christ Kuno… this is my twin sister—er… shit…"

"What?! You dare cover your sick desires with such an unreasonable excuse?! You be but a charlatan!!"

"Kuno… just shut the fuck up and get a fucking prostitute so we don't have to listen to your constant bitching and whining over the loss of your 'Pigtailed one' and Akane. We all know your dicks about to drop off from the pain, but give it up. That thing wasn't there to begin with."

"You dare make juvenile jokes about my manhood?!"

"Kuno, anyone would know that you're compensating for something with that huge bokken!"

"You bastard!! Speak not of my little man, but of your death!!"

"Oh shit… so you think that you can actually beat me? You think you have the balls enough to kill me? Oh yeah, that's right… you don't have any!!" by now the entire student population that had gathered to watch the usual battle of the morning were laughing hysterically. Even Fujiko was giggling like mad, "Fine, if you wish for an early death, I'll be the deliverer of your death!! Have at thee!!" and so Kuno thrust his… sword… oh Jesus I worded that wrong… oh god MIND SOAP!! Anyways, he had stabbed at Ranma's belly, only to have Ranma hop up onto the bokken and kick Kuno in the face. As Kuno went down, Ranma yelled, "Timbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!!" fump and down was Kuno. Sasuke decided to come into the picture right about that time, and ran to his master's side, "Master Kuno! Master Kuno, wake up!! Oh my… he might not be up for a while… Hooray!!" Sasuke threw a little party for two seconds before he was pulled down to the ground by the collar and told by a slithering voice, "You dare throw a party over your master's defeat?!"

"M-m-master Kuno!! I must say, that was a rather quick recovery!! What do you mean I was celebrating?"

"Don't… mock… the great… Tatewaki… Ku… no…" fump and yet again he was down. Now that the morning ritual was done, Ranma went to class. As he entered the classroom he was met by several pairs of eyes staring at him and his little twin sister. Then the girls all got a look of disgust on their face. Then he said that Fujiko was his younger sister. They instantly had a change of face, and smothered the little girl in a giant pile. When she was about to get snuffed out, Ranma called off the girls and said something to save the girl, "Ladies please! Fujiko's going to be around for the day today, and maybe even tomorrow. It's okay!" the girls looked at him a little apprehensively , and finally they just let it go.

Right around lunch time, Ranma and Fujiko went to the usual spot under the tree. While they were there, Hiroshi and Daisuke decided to show up, "So Ranma, that's your little sister?"

"Yup."

"Since when do you have a sister?"

"Two actually."

"Wait, you have two sisters?!"

"Uh—yeah… one's my age… then this one is the youngest."

"Wait… is your other sister… hot?"

"How should I know… did you ever see my girl side?"

"Yeah."

"Well that's her."

"Wait, you and your sister were one person?! That's pretty messed up."

"Actually I didn't really consider her a sister until we split up. In fact, she wasn't my sister until we were separated. Then this one kinda' showed up out of nowhere this morning, and told me she was my sister."

"Wow Ranma… you have a pretty messed up life."

"Yeah? No shit! Anyways, is it okay if I let you boys in on a secret?"

"Sure, what's up?"

"This little one? She's my twin."

"Your what?!"

"My twin, can't you hear?"

"Yeah but… she's ten! She couldn't possibly be your twin! If she was, she'd either have to be as old as you or vice versa. How is it possible?"

"Well my friends, we have Jusenkyo to thank for that one!"

"Yup!" said Fujiko right after him, "So basically what your saying is that this 'Jusenkyo' place is responsible for her appearance?" said Daisuke, "Exactly."

"Wait… so does that mean that she should change back with hot water?"

"Well she was this way when she was in the furo this morning. That must mean that she fell into some secret spring. Like a fountain of youth, or something."

"You're right Ran-ran. I fell into that damn thing, and out comes the one and only annoying little ten year old me. I had no idea until I started to walk and talk… I also noticed a pair of twins were missing, and I was a lot leaner. Whadda' ya' know, I looked at my ass, and it was gone! I looked at my tits, they were gone!! You get the picture, right?"

"Y-yeah…"

"Good then. You guys get the hell outta here so me an my bro can catch up!"

"Sure, okay." With Fujiko's commands, they left. When they were far enough away, she spoke, "Hey Ran-ran?"

"What's up Fujiko-chan?"

"… I missed you…" she began to get tears in her eyes all of a sudden, "What's this all of a sudden?! Why are you crying?!"

"… because, I missed you. I finally have time alone with you…"

"Well I'm glad that you're happy to see me, but please don't cry." His plea was in vain as the girl finally broke down in his arms. His shirt was getting sopping wet now. The only thing he could hear from his sister was 'I missed you!'. After about five minutes, Ranma decided that he'd never be able to concentrate in class if Fujiko continued to be hysterical over him. He decided to talk to the school nurse about Fujiko, and he got a pass back to the dojo. Once back there, he found that the girl was fast asleep in his arms. Since he didn't have a place for her to sleep, he put her in his bed. After tucking her in, he began to leave. Before he left the room however, he heard something come from Fujiko. It wasn't intelligible until he listened really closely, "… Ran…ma… I love… you… brother…" hearing those words just about broke his heart. He knew now that his pops must have been the one that did this to her… separating her from him. That bastard!! Well… now was the time to get to know her again. Not only that, but teach her about the world that she never learned about. She must have been somewhat uneducated. Right about the same level as poor Ranko. Or maybe even worse. Who knows? Anyways, He would definitely do something about that… he would also show her exactly what she was missing. He would show her the way to live! He would take her to a restaurant, he'd take her to a movie, he would take her to the mall. He would take her places she never even dreamed of existing! He would do it for her. Not only Fujiko, but Ranko too!! He would do that! After summer break came along…

Well, how about that? Was that an okay Chapter? Did you like the new Character? Yet again, new sister!! Anyways, again I'd like to say sorry for not updating sooner… but again the same 'legit' excuses apply. Anyways, if you have any exceptional ideas, please don't hesitate to tell me in a review or a private message! Anyways, please have a wonderful day!

-JT Jewels