I'm trying to sew my skirt back together.

It's not going very well, let me just say.

I probably should have listened in all those lessons I got when I was little. You know, those lessons that teach you certain skills that only women use. Well, it turns out I need those skills at the moment.

Great.

So, I'm sitting in the library, trying to stitch my skirt back up and I have no idea what I'm doing. My stitches are WAY too uneven and lumpy.

And I just stabbed my finger with the needle.

Ow. It's bleeding.

Crap.

I throw my skirt, needle, and thread across the room with a shout of anger.

I hate this.

"Need some help?" Says a voice from behind me.

"No. Unless you know how to sew well." I reply sulkily.

"Well, I can't say I know how to do that." Jones says, sitting next to me.

"I'm bleeding." I say lamely, incapable of forming a good conversation.

"Badly?" He asks worriedly, sitting forward to look over at my finger.

"No, it's just a prick." I say, snatching my hand away from him.

"Don't worry, I wasn't going to touch your hand." He says, leaning back in his seat.

"Good." I say, still not happy about my throbbing finger.

"Well, I'm sure you can find someone to mend that skirt for you." He says. "I think Miranda might know."

I start laughing. "No way am I asking Miranda for lessons, sewing or not. No thank you."

He takes a minute to get the hint. He obviously barely remembers that he just kissed Miranda a good two weeks ago in this very same library.

"Have fun sewing." He says after a moment of silence, walking out of the library.

I go to look for a bandage.

Sewing is not fun.