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BPOV:
"Well, I was hungry and making burgers. Then, I burnt myself really badly, so
while I was taking care of myself, the house burned down. The end." I said it in a rush. I
wanted to get out of there.
"Hmm. Okay Bella. I will let you off the hook. But, I can't save you from the
wrath of everyone else." Esme smiled, then walked off.
I stood up as quietly as possible and started to run into the forest. I was trying to
go in the direction of my house, but I fell about after 5 feet. When I stood up, I was
looking into the eyes of Alice.
"BELLA! Do you have any idea what you did?! You burnt all my clothes! I mean
seriously, I had just bought a pair of new Gucci shoes yesterday! But, I still love you!
Ciao (A/N: That's goodbye in Italian)!" she skipped away.
Next up was Emmett, I was crushed in a death grip hug. "Bella, I'm so happy my
kluman is okay! (A/N: Kluman is a mix of klutz and human, get it?) But, you do owe
me a new Xbox 360." He silently walked off.
"Hey, Bella." Jasper and Carlisle approached me. Carlisle spoke first "I'm glad
your okay, you do have 2nd degree burns on your hand and you sprained an ankle on
impact. Not to mention you bruised a rib too. But, everything else that perished doesn't
matter. We're just glad you survived."
Then, it was Jasper. "First off, Rosalie decided not to talk to you. Let's just say of
she did her anger might be unleashed. I'm having a hard time staying calm right now.
Anyways, I'm glad your not dead." Edward snarled. "Wait for me to finish! Gosh. Yep,
but I am a little upset. All my clothes are ruined. So, that means Alice, and shopping."
Edward was at my side in a second. He chuckled, "Sorry love, but while you were
knocked out, we took a vote. We decided shopping was the best punishment."
"Wait, wait, wait." Esme said. "I didn't agree. Bella still owes me a house. So,
once she is healed; you and all the others will build me a house. Until then, we will all be
staying in a hotel." She gave me a devious look.
"WHAT?! Esme are you serious??"
"100. You brought this on yourself you know." She walked away laughing…