REASON:

-I was hit by hurricane Ike and lost all electricity and running water for 10 days. One half of our neighborhood had lights, my half did not.

-IKE

-IKE

-IKE

-IKE

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I hated Ike. I have electricity back now, YAY!, but I'm reading all of the new chapters from other people. So, until I am done with that; no new chapters, sorry.

YOUTUBE TIMEEEE!

Twilight related: Go to youtube and type in: eviliguanaproductions twilight spoof

It is the funniest spoof I have ever seen in my life.

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Not Twilight Related: Go to youtube and type in: Mitchell davis your awesome fired get well

HE IS HILARIOUSSSSS!