Thanks for the reviews Laura Harkness and cheri1!!!!
Before you read this and think I don't like Donna, let me say that Donna is my all-time favorite Doctor Who companion, and I really REALLY hate what happened to her at the end of season 4.
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Donna Got Run Over By A Dalek
(To the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer")
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Donna got run over by a Dalek
Walking from a bar on Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Daleks,
But as for me and Wilf here, we believe.
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Donna had been drinking many cocktails,
And we begged her to stay there,
But she hoped to see the Doctor,
So she stumbled out the door toward the TARDIS,
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When we found her Christmas morning,
Where the Daleks had attacked,
There were suction marks on her head,
And evidence of plungers on her back.
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Donna got run over by a Dalek,
Walking from a bar on Christmas Eve.
We now believe there's such things as Daleks,
So take that and suck it up your plunger.
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Now, were all so proud of Doctor,
He's been taking this so well.
You know how he gets when his companions
Drink in bars then get attacked by Daleks all.
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It's not Christmas without Donna.
We are so glad that she is back.
And we just can help but wonder:
Should we tell her there's a beetle on her back?
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Donna got run over by a Dalek,
Walking from a bar on Christmas Eve.
We now believe there's such things as Daleks,
So take that, shove it up your metal butt.
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Now the ham is on the table,
And the pudding is chartreuse
And the blue and purple candle
That does just match Donna's many plunger bruises
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Doctor has warned our friends and neighbor
They should watch out for themselves
They should always be aware of
The Daleks who got Donna, they're all mofo's.
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Donna got run over by a Dalek,
Walking from a bar on Christmas Eve.
We now believe there's such things as Daleks,
And that the Doctor will take them all out.