Heyo fellow prisoners. DAK is having an extremely bad week this week. The worst she had in years. Thank god she has you guys. You guys are the very best. Love you to tears because she knows she can count on you guys to be there when she writes these random stories to escape reality. Thank. You. For being a part of her escape.
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I-Catch v2.0: The 'legend' with a customized pink iPod in hand watched a raven-haired spunk and a red-head junk in front of her. In her ears, only the words of Avril rang,
"Hey, hey, you, you! I don't like you girlfriend! No way, no way, I think you need a new one."
He looked at the junk, she looked at the spunk… he smiled, she smiled.
"I think its time for a dump."
He smiled, she frowned. The legend laughed singing...
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She was so sure the wall she was staring at would melt anytime now. So sure that she would bet her pet rock on it. How long had she been staring at the wall? Too long. How long had Sasuke and Karin been kissing? Too long.
At this rate, both of them will end up having big floppy fish lips when their done. Now there's a sight to see.
"Mmm…Karen.." Sasuke groaned.
Sakura just rolled her eyes and crossed her arms. Oh puh-lease, that was the lamest groan she had ever heard. Was that supposed to be a groan of pleasure or a groan of constipation?... Not that she had any experience in groaning or anything or the sort…anyway mehh, who asked you?
"Karen…stop…" He muttered and growled slightly at his red-head girlfriend, lightly grabbing her hair.
She rolled her eyes again. Lame! He sounded as though he was annoyed with Karin. As if. Don't tell her he was the God of Sex who every dumb chick begs to kiss. Just listening to him making all those noises turns her off. She bet her pet rock she could at least sound more pleasurable when being kissed than him. –cough-
"S-Sasuke…" Karen whined sexily, nibbling his lower lips and pulled him closer with her slender arms. By now, Sakura wouldn't be surprised if they started doing the actual thing in front her. Of course, she'll be heavily blinded along the way.
"Hey, I said stop."
Hey, I said stop. She mimicked mockingly in her head but then widened her eyes slightly, only slightly, when she realized what Sasuke had just said. Either he was seriously bad at expressing his pleasure or he really wasn't feeling any pleasure at all.
I think I'll pick the latter…I think…She hesitated as she watched Sasuke forcefully yet gently pushed Karin away from him. Since Sasuke had surprised her so much with his controversial ways, she wasn't sure what she 'should' think or judge around him anymore.
Okay…he looks pissed… Sakura stood there in confusion, attempting to figure out Sasuke's peculiar expression. So let's see…he starts making out with her and now he's pissed that he's making out with her…how the hell does that work?! I dont' get this chemistry...
"Hmph." Karin pouted cutely and crossed her arms.
"I just remembered something I need to do." Sasuke answered ambiguously and stood up.
"Aww…what?"
"Homework." He muttered.
"Homework?" Karin echoed and stood up as well, losing her cute act temporarily. "Since when do you do homework?"
Sakura chuckled to herself silently in amusement watching the drama in front of her. Homework…nice one hahaha…lameee excuse!
"Since forever." Sasuke rolled his eyes impatiently.
"Like hell."
"I guess you forgotten that I have a father."
Both Karin and Sakura's eyes widened at the cold response.
Inner Sakura: What an interesting thing to say…peculiar…
Karin cleared her throat and chuckled nervously, clasping her hands behind her back resuming to be cute again (and to make her boobs look bigger). "I'm sorry Sasuke, it's just that we never hang out anymore."
Sakura saw Sasuke's eyes relax a little and smirked. "Some other time."
"Fine." Karin answered unwillingly and let Sasuke guide her to the front door. "Give me a call, I'm free anytime babe."
"Hn."
"Byee." She sang and before she left, she gave every maid waiting by the door a glare who glared back. Sakura just stood there as always and pretended to be a tree. Not like she wanted anything to do with the business anyway. The maids who witnessed the little make-out session between their master and the bitch growled and trampled the star to stardust in their minds.
Inner Sakura: Stalkers….
"Thank God…" Sasuke sighed quietly in relief as he closed the door.
Oh look, he's happy now… Sakura analyzed and jot down further notes on Sasuke's behaviors in her mind. He was an interesting psychological specimen to study.
"Yo."
"What?" She replied rudely, giving him a cold eye.
Sasuke just smirked and walked past her. Faster than she can comprehend, he had swiped off her wig in an instant and was already up the stairs. The other maids gasped lightly as pink hair emerged once again. "Get me some juice Haruno and bring it to my room. Tomato juice."
Psh, so the high and mighty Uchiha finally called me by my name. She thought annoyingly and stomped into the kitchen while glaring at the other maids for staring at her hair.
Inner Sakura: Ex-cuseh me moi, don't you know it's rude to stare at other people?!
Master's Bedroom
"You're juice Mr. Bastard."
Sasuke just shot her an arched eyebrow and took the drink.
Inner Sakura: Be glad I didn't call you Mr. I-Have-Trouble-Expressing-My-Emotions.
"Whatever." He shrugged and got out a huge practically glowing textbook which Sakura immediately realized. It was the same advanced biology book she was studying. (She was a year ahead of the students her age.)
"Whoa, you were telling the truth." She blurted accidentally. She thought he was just lying about the homework to get Karin to go. Looks like she had to reevaluate her little theory of Sasuke actually hates Karin again…
"Seriously, you think too badly of me." Sasuke acted like he was offended. Although...not like he'd ever studied before...It's just that finals were coming up and he thought he better look at the text for the first time that year.
"Hmmm….you think?" She answered sarcastically. "You just made me witness that hideous scene of you and your slutty girlfriend making out."
x-X-x
"Oh my god!! You actually said that to your boss?!" Ino cried out.
"Yeah well I decided to take my chances you know…I can't exactly lie because that scene really was blinding…dude, I would rather watch you immitate Vanilla Ice than witness that again…plus…Sasuke hasn't exactly fired me after all this time now has he?"
"Haha…if you were my maid…instant hell. I still can't believe you said that!"
"Wait wait…listen to what happens next…"
x-X-x
Sasuke scowled.
He actually scowled. She thought in surprise at his reaction.
"You're so annoying." He sighed. Clearly, this girl doesn't know anything about him at all. "Can't you tell I don't like her?"
"Come again?" Sakura stared blankly at him. So her little theory was right after all? No...But Karin is a star!!
"Whatever Haruno…now... what's a cholecystokinin again?..." Sasuke muttered to himself as he looked at his textbook and rubbed his temples hoping to recover his memories from class. Sometimes he wished he was born into some other family rather than being some prestigious Uchiha heir. Then he wouldn't have to worry about doing good in school and just flunk everything. On top of it all, did his dad have to be so evil and threaten him like that if he ever fails to get good grades? Anyways..."Cholecystokinin...some fucking hormone that..."
"It's a hormone released from the walls of the duodenum in response to the—" Sakura immediately cut herself off as she realized what she had just said in horror.
Number One rule in the Uchiha Household Maid Handbook: A maid is not allowed to do any other activities other than her assigned chores.
In other words, if anyone was caught involving in other activities whether it be meeting someone else outside or talking to a family member on the phone during work days, they will be instantly fired.
Work days were from Monday-Saturday with Sunday being a half work day. So even if it was near bed time, no one is allowed to do any social, daily, educational activities because it might stray them from work. The exception is Sunday of course. Uchiha Fugaku was a traditionalist and strongly believed success was based on one's focus. Simple translation: No multitasking allowed during work days. Efficiency is the key.
"What did you just say?" Sasuke narrowed his eyes and focused all his attention on her.
"I uhh…" She trailed off. If Sasuke finds out how she had been self-studying every night, she knew this time she would be fired for sure since she knew he held deep respect for his father's policies and have fired a maid who broke the rules before. "Um...Do you want some tomato juice? I'd be happy to get some for you sir. "
"Haruno…" He said in a warning tone and stood up, freaking her out.
Oh shit…she panicked as he came towards her. "I-I said umm…."
"What did you just say Haruno?"
"I-I said...I h-had a lot of hormones running within me in r-response to watching you guys make-out?!"
Sasuke stopped in his tracks and just stared at her disbelievingly with his mouth slightly parted.
Inner Sakura: Ok, OK! I know that sounded lame…now stop giving me that look.
"What are you? Perverted?"
"What? NO!" She cried out angrily but then thought better. "I mean…YES! I'm per-perverted!…Cough..."
God…I need a wall to hit my head on…I never thought I would live to see this day...
"You are such a weird girl." Sasuke suddenly burst out laughing and ruffled her hair.
"I-I am not." She felt her face go red in embarrassment but sighed deeply in relief in her mind when he didn't question her any further.
"A sick one too."
"EH!"
"But…" Sasuke stopped laughing abruptly and looked her suspiciously. "What is cholecystokinin again?"
Is this a trick question?! She looked at him fearfully. "I don't know?"
"Hn…alright." He nodded looking satisfied and went back to work.
Inner Sakura: Hell yeah!! SAFE!
Sakura did a little happy dance and patted herself on the back for escaping the fate of being fired while Sasuke continued with his homework. He twirled his pen in his hand with utter boredom as he looked at his homework questions. Cholecystokinin… a hormone that's released from the walls of the duodenum huh…
...how conveniently smart of her…
Fiery Leaf Private High
"Sasuke-bastard! Where the hell were you during the weekends?"
"Around." He muttered in annoyance and pushed a bright young blonde away from him.
"With other chicks again?" Suigetsu, a pale sinister looking boy, came and lightly punched him in the shoulders.
"Not really." Sasuke answered and leaned back on his chair. School days were so dull.
"Get yourself a permanent girl man…"
He just raised an eyebrow at his blonde best friend, Uzumaki Naruto, and scoffed. "Like hell…even if I did, this guy would start hitting on her right away."
Sasuke pointed at Suigetsu who was notorious for stealing other people's girlfriend and dumping them a week later. He didn't mind though because he, himself, didn't plan on getting a girlfriend anytime soon. Certainly not anyone in this freak school. Although a certain number did cross his mind…but only for a second.
"Incoming…Kakashi alert." Naruto called as their teacher, an infamous masked man, entered the room.
Sasuke finding nothing to do, folded a little paper plane and sent it flying towards his teacher which landed perfectly in his silver hair.
"It flies! It scores!" Naruto laughed along with the other students in the class. The girls in the class sighed dreamily as they stared at their handsome prince of ice. Tall, jocky, smart, hot, rebellious…he was every girl's dream boy. Sigh.
'Sasuke, we love you!!' They mouthed and sent hearts flying towards him which he expertly ignored. Luckily for them, Karin wasn't in them same class as them. That was all he could say.
"Uchiha Sasuke…" Kakashi said in a warning tone and got the piece of paper out of his hair.
"Yes?" He snickered.
"Detention."
Score. He thought contently.
Uchiha Mansion-
Swoosh!
Sakura grumbled in annoyance and threw the basketball Sasuke scored from the bed to him. Ever since he came home from school, he had been in a bad mood and ordered her to stand in the middle of the court to catch the balls he shot. It turned out his plan backfired.
Flashback.
"Sasuke this is your fifth detention." Kakashi mused as all the students left for school.
"You know why I do it." He answered carelessly.
The teacher just sighed and pulled out his favourite book. "Why don't you just go to your father Sasuke?"
"What? And persuade him?"
"Yes, at least try to."
"Whatever."
"Sasuke!" A voice interrupted them.
Sasuke turned around and refrained himself from scowling. "Karin..."
"Babe, why are you still here? I thought you were going to take me home today!"
"Detention."
"Detention?! Again?...What did you do this time?"
"Being a dumbass and not paying attention in class." Kakashi answered for his student and sighed. Sasuke was really hopeless. Although it was true that Sasuke was a dumbass and practically never paid attention in class in his life. Sometimes, he really wondered how he always manage to get the top scores in his grade.
"Yeah, so Karin you go ahead without me." He ordered.
"Nah, I'll stay with you. Don't want you to get too lonely now." Karin smirked seductively.
"Yeah...real lonely..."
End of Flashback.
Swoosh!
"You know Mr. Sulky-Face, you caused me a lot of trouble today."
Swoosh!
"So?"
Swoosh!
"...Does it even concern you that I might get killed by your maids one day?"
Swoosh!
"No…"
Swoosh!
"..." Sakura held the ball in her hands and placed a hand on her hips.
"What?" He furrowed his eyebrows.
"I think I had enough of your manipulating." She said coldly and walked towards him. "What is it that you're planning to do Uchiha?" She daringly placed a foot on his bed and leaned against it in her usual 'ahem' manner.
"Tell me just why the hell do you order me around, tease me, and play around with me at times while at other times, you act coldly towards me and act like you don't know me at all. Why do you dislike Karin and yet you make out so passionately with her? Tell me, I can handle the truth."
Sasuke just looked at her calmly and closed his eyes. "None of your business."
"But it IS my business! This IS my life you're controlling right now! I'm not a toy Sasuke! I'M a human being and I think I'm the only one around here who acts like one." She said angrily, tightening her grip on the basketball. Her hands were just itching to wham the ball against his head.
"Come closer."
"What?"
"God…I really need to take you to the hospital one day to check up your ears. I said come closer." He ordered with his eyes still closed.
"..." Sakura looked at him for a second. He really looked really cute, but that wasn't the point. She wasn't sure if she trusts him enough to follow his orders.
"Sa-ku-ra."
Ack! He said my name!! She flinched in surprise and shivered slightly. Maybe he's serious about this…should I? Cautiously, she dropped the basketball in her hands and crawled on top of the bed to where Sasuke was. There better not be any tricks. "Y-Yeah?"
With one quick movement, Sasuke swung an arm around Sakura's neck making her yelp and pulled her close to him just so her ears rested in front of his mouth. "I don't understand…what is it that you want?"
Shit...he fooled me again...
"W-What I want?" Sakura stammered, too shocked to do anything and was paralyzed slightly when Sasuke's light cologne filled her nostrils sweetly like poison.
"Yeah…do you want money? Fame? Popularity? Things?" Sasuke listed in her ears hotly. "What do you desire the most?"
"Why are you asking me this?"
He smiled against her ears giving her the chill. "I'm curious."
"Well…Sasuke," Sakura found herself grasping tightly onto his school uniform and his bed sheet partly out of a rising anger. "I want money, that is true. I want things, that is true. I don't give a shit about fame or popularity nor do I give a shit about this. But...I'm not like others jerk and I want you to know something. I may want money and things because I need them. However, as for what I desire…you can never ever give."
"What is it that I can't give?" He asked softly, not letting her go.
"My mother."
Fin
Haha, I guess everyone liked virtual cookies too much and left a very yummy review :) Sadly, I ran out of cookies…but then…I thought about distributing sausages…but who likes sausages!! Bleh…so…I'll give you a choice…
Ice cream or You scream :P
Readers: You scream!
AHHHH!! There, I screamed…do I get a review now? –Smiles-
Re-edited on December 25, 2008