Disclaimer: No ownage.
BPOV:
"Eew, gross!" Emmett shrieked like a little girl.
"I screamed again, too. "Emmett! Why did you catch me?" This was all too embarrassing.
"Did you want to fall?" He dropped me. Ow! definitely a bruised tailbone. (A/N: In case you have never had a bruised tailbone, they hurt!)
Just then, Edward came running over.
"What happened?!" He must have been reading Emmett's mind, because his face went from anxious, to angry. "YOU DROPPED HER!" he thundered.
I scrambled to my feet, wincing whenever I hit my tailbone. "Edward, it's okay. I'm fine," Wincing yet again, when he pulled me into a tight hug.
"Good, I was extremely worried." He said, kissing my hair.
"Let's go find Esme!" I said; much too eager to get away from Emmett.
We were walking away when – in the background – I heard,
"Oh yeah, she loves me." Then, a smack and a, "Rose! I'm sorry!"
Everyone thought this story was over. OF COURSE NOT! I'm still going!