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I Saw Martha Kissing Santa Claus

(To the tune of "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus")

I saw Martha kissing Santa Claus

Under the mistletoe at Torchwood

She didn't see me creep

Down the stairs to have a peek

She thought I was someplace else

Playing 'round in my TARDIS

Then

I saw Martha tickle Santa Claus

Underneath his… beard, so… snowy white

Oh

What a laugh it would have been

If Mrs. Claus had only seen

Martha kissing Santa Claus last night