Thanks for the reviews, Winnie Conway, Dr. Who Nut, The Unearthly Idiot, JediWolfMaster, The Tin Dog's Bollocks, Laura Harkness, xkissfromarose, and cheri1!!!!
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I Saw Martha Kissing Santa Claus
(To the tune of "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus")
I saw Martha kissing Santa Claus
Under the mistletoe at Torchwood
She didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peek
She thought I was someplace else
Playing 'round in my TARDIS
Then
I saw Martha tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his… beard, so… snowy white
Oh
What a laugh it would have been
If Mrs. Claus had only seen
Martha kissing Santa Claus last night
