HELLO TWILIGHT FANS!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

This is my present to you. AN UPDATE!

All I want is reviews. =)

Disclaimer: I don't own the word DISCLAIMER. Ahem. Stop messing with me! .. –tear. Or Twilight

Previously in the Sneak Peek:

BPOV:

Stupid tailbone. Stupid Emmett. Stupid kiss.

"Hiya, Bella. I'm sorry for what happened, but here. This should make you feel better." Esme shoved something in my hands and skipped off.

I looked down and screamed. Was that a flamethrower?

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BPOV:

Why did she give this to me?! Did she want me to kill myself?!

Edward gently put me down and took the flamethrower. Then, he ran off.

I just layed down on the grass, so tired, drifting off to sleep.

E(dward)POV:

Why would she give that to her? I think Esme was on drugs.

"Esme, are you living under the influence?" I whispered under my breath, sure she would hear. I ran to the closest person I could find, Emmett.

"Take this." I shoved it in his hands, and took off back to Bella. Maybe that was a bad idea.

E(mmett)POV:

I had just finished the frame for the final floor of the house, when Edward came running over. I swear I heard him say, "Esme, are you living under the influence?"

I chuckled. He was a knucklehead. He shoved something into my arms and took off. I looked down, it was a flamethrower. This was going to be baller.

"Yo, Jasper! Check this out, isn't is flippin' sweet."

"Totally." We were facing the house now, the gun accidentally pointing at the house.

"What does the red button do?" He pressed it down. Red flames shot out of it like a volcano and licked away at what was the beginning of our new house. Oh poo.

Esme came running over with a horrified look on her face. She started to run towards the burning house but Carlisle caught her.

If she could cry she would be, "I'm going to call the architects."

Right before walking in to the woods, she said, "I give up."

THE ENDD! NO MORE!

Review! My family is watching the Dark Night, but that movie scares me, so I decided to do this instead. Aren't you happy I am a wimp?! I am updating ALL my stories, and even writing a new one.. maybe.

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